haha my submissions was finally chosen for front page.
Welcome to Obama's America.
not sure whats wrong with that old system or why we need videogames to tell our kids how to say no. this is just retarded. if a parent can't talk to his or her daughter about this kind of stuff then a videogame sure as hell isn't going to be able to fill the gap. wtf.... oh and thanks for wasting my tax money!
*Groan*
Still, I think its working; I really don’t want to have sex with anything in that game.
Costs only 15$ to make or none if you ask a student to do it and 10000 times more effective.
100 GS
It's a cock shaped glove, rolled up. it's not rocket science, hell it's not even junior high science!
Still, the fact that they make sex feel 50% less great is the biggest problem. Guys have a natural urge to splooge inside of women. Pulling it out, pulling of a slimy rubber leaving you with a slimy johnson, is pretty sucky.
Plus, I know that all my time spent on Ganguro Girl has immensely helped out my dating skills.
You know what's even yuckier? WAAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAH! For more information, play Yoshi's Island.
If it were on the Wii,they could use motion controls to slap the boys or gesture to tell them to "Talk to the hand/step off/other outdated slang" rather than wear a cumbersome mo-cap suit...not that a console isn't the right place for a mo-cap suit. It's being played behind closed doors at home so who cares if it makes the player look goofy?
It's really brilliant how they make everyone look so unattractive that noone who wasn't already incredibly desperate would even think about approaching them sexually...at least,it would be if middle school/high school girls' "first time" was usually with their peers. It's the hot college guys they've got to teach them to say no to/use a condom with.
I blame Elvis Presley,Twilight Zoners and those gol' dern music vidya games.
/jk
It'll be interesting how this turns out. Even if the road indeed leads to hell, it's still paved with good intentions.

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