I shouldn't need much of an excuse to post links to Albino Black Sheep, but luckily I have an excellent excuse in the form of Reaprar, who reminded me the site existed by sharing with our tips line possibly the greatest flash game ever made -- Uninvited - The Quest for the Red Jewel.
I honestly couldn't give a stuff that this is old, so you can shove your "old game is old" witticisms up your stupid arses. It's only funny when that meme is plastered over a picture of a cat, and even then it's only mildly amusing. Good games are good forever, and this is the best game ever made. It's incredibly scary and I was so scared that I did a poo in my pants and the poo smelled really bad and I got poo on my bum and hands. That is how scary this game is.
Play it if you dare, and if you've played it, play it again. If you daaaare!
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2:22 PM on 03.31.2008
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The mice have gone insane!
brilliant...
These are the kinds of "next-gen" graphics I've been waiting for!!!
What the hell did I play Jim?
:(
DAMN YOU MALL DEMON!
And yes, greatest game evar
That isn't Jim Sterling! The real Jim is angrier and uses real profanity. IMPOSTER! KILL HIM!
I hope the Demon of Honor got that prick Bill for shooting me early...
much better than the "indie games" rev puts up
How unexpected!!!
And then...I go cr@zy.
It's the best ending ever and the green orb is dead!