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Uninvited - The Quest for the Red Jewel photo

I shouldn't need much of an excuse to post links to Albino Black Sheep, but luckily I have an excellent excuse in the form of Reaprar, who reminded me the site existed by sharing with our tips line possibly the greatest flash game ever made -- Uninvited - The Quest for the Red Jewel.

I honestly couldn't give a stuff that this is old, so you can shove your "old game is old" witticisms up your stupid arses. It's only funny when that meme is plastered over a picture of a cat, and even then it's only mildly amusing. Good games are good forever, and this is the best game ever made. It's incredibly scary and I was so scared that I did a poo in my pants and the poo smelled really bad and I got poo on my bum and hands. That is how scary this game is.

Play it if you dare, and if you've played it, play it again. If you daaaare!


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XivSpew's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:24
XivSpew
KNOWLEDGE!

The mice have gone insane!

brilliant...
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:29
GuitarAtomik
That title only makes me think of it as a metaphor for menstruation.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:31
pendelton21
Oh...GOD it's beautiful!!!

These are the kinds of "next-gen" graphics I've been waiting for!!!
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:34
NotAZombie
Wow, I just beat that masterpiece of a game. 111 out of 110
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:34
Passionate Styos
DEMON OF HONOR!

What the hell did I play Jim?
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:40
pendelton21
DEAD BY TRICKERY!!!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:44
Justice
That mouse got pissed at me
:(
DAMN YOU MALL DEMON!
Xelotath's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:51
Xelotath
Why I'm I still playing this after 30 minutes of dying non stop.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:54
Cheeburga
OLD GAME IS OLD
Xelotath's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 14:56
Xelotath
OMG I finished the game 2 minutes after posting and I must say best ending ever. Resident Evil has a long way to go to scare me like that...
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 15:02
myaimistrue
Your reward for beating the game was... SO TOTALLY WORTH IT!

And yes, greatest game evar
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 15:10
Justice
The ending was indeed hilarious and unexpected.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 15:11
king3vbo
This game is like the embodiment of trolling, and as such is fitting that Reaprar provided the link
yahtwice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 15:33
yahtwice
No matter how many times I die I just can't resist the death pillZ.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 15:35
savagesaladin
@everyone

That isn't Jim Sterling! The real Jim is angrier and uses real profanity. IMPOSTER! KILL HIM!
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 15:55
ZombiePlatypus
This game made me want to play ShadowGate again. Odd...

I hope the Demon of Honor got that prick Bill for shooting me early...
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 16:20
necrozen
It's funny how, now matter what it does, you just keep trying, lol. This game was epic.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:06
Neonie
The hell....
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:09
wario67
KNOWLEDGE!
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:44
Chaosye
The ending is awesome.
CreamyGoodness7's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:45
CreamyGoodness7
Played it a while back but it's still great
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:01
Surf314
I won, does that mean I have no life?
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:03
liquidninja
I beat it. Yaaaaaaay!!!! I'm smart. :)
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:07
pizzaface
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DOOR CODE
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:07
J03yyz
this game is great
much better than the "indie games" rev puts up
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:16
Pangloss
Jim, I was glad you posted this, until Chad retaliated with Mekuri Master. Now everything you've done seems hollow and pointless.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:08
Upgrayedd
Fucking win!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:29
Aziel13
KNOWLEDGE is not power I got killededed
destructo5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:53
destructo5000
KNOWLEDGE!
destructo5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:58
destructo5000
P.S. Its red DIAMOND, not red jewel.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:13
brosef
I wish my mall had a Fukington's Imporium, especially one with an unexpected demon

How unexpected!!!
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:45
s0lesurviv0r
Oh hell yes, she bangs!
ZMTToxics's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:43
ZMTToxics
Can i haz diamonds now plz? kay thx. (I won, but by claiming I won, I lost, and by loosing, I am forced to tell you all.)
ShinSennju's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:51
ShinSennju
So much win!
JohnnyGoTime's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 23:13
JohnnyGoTime
After 15 mins I was convinced that everyone who claimed to have gotten the awesome ending was lying.

And then...I go cr@zy.
tkyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 23:17
tkyy
I kept pressing the huge door and I got in!
It's the best ending ever and the green orb is dead!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 23:36
Mxyzptlk
Fuck you, demon of honor.
Robert Janelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 00:04
Robert Janelle
This game sucks...I either get eaten by the mall demon because I suck at math or I end up trapped in the room of nothing...couldn't it just convert into "Escape of the Nothing Room" or something?
Robert Janelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 00:16
Robert Janelle
Disregard my last comment, I've now played through the whole thing...
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 00:30
mistic
what an awesome game!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:01
HarassmentPanda
Best ending ever!
conehead the barbarian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 23:04
conehead the barbarian
Yeah Bill better have gotten eaten by the demon of honor, but in all seriousness that ending was full of win!
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