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I'm utterly fascinated by perfect play videos -- a dude netting a perfect no-death game in Ikaruga  while manning both sticks or a video of someone playing Assassin's Creed without complaining (!). Pitting man against machine and coming out not just on top, but untouched is a joy that I'll never know thanks to aging, worthless reflexes. But at least I can watch video of other people achieving gaming zen, right?

Fans of God Hand are already familiar with its bone-crushing, brutally unforgiving gameplay, but those uninitiated viewers watching the above video should bear in mind that God Hand's challenge mode is no picnic. The final level requires that you best a fully-powered version of yourself, complete with an insane amount of life -- a feat which this player manages without taking a single hit. Like poetry in motion.

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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:03
Cheeburga
Uhm.
Holy shit.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:06
SLiFE
Jesus Christ that guy has a fuckload of health.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:11
BlindsideDork
I smell some cheese!
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:12
Trev
To what sort of dark gods does NicoNico sacrifice his virgins and can I get their numbers? We all know dark gods are never more than a ichor-coated talon's reach away from their cellphones, right?
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:15
PwnDaddy
Damn, he's prety vicious. Definitely more annoying than Breakdown's last boss (although the every third-hit-is-a-counter-bit in the begging part of the fight blows)

I think i might finally go out and pick this up.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:16
king3vbo
Holy fucking shit! God Hand is sooooo brutally hard. Im stuck on like the 4th level
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:21
DeusPayne
That is so ridiculous. And I love the home run finish.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:22
Aaron Mxy Yost
Someone alert the Bene Gesserit sisterhood, the Kwisatz Haderach has been found bitches.
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:24
DV2FOX
PWNED!!!!!!!
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:29
PwnDaddy
@ Mxy: No shit, eh? I think I hear Ryu mubling in the corner....

"So, at least that bitch didn't fly around the room and throw MARBLE COLOUMNS at you for half an hour. He's not special......(sob)"
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:31
Riser Glen
Impressive.

I'm trying to win the "understatement of the year award".
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:32
tsunamikitsune
I love God Hand.......I didn't think it was as ridiculously hard as everyone made it out to be, though. It was challenging, but not difficult to the point that it was frustrating.

For me, anyway. My friend tried to play and got his ass beat every two seconds. I was like "BACKFLIP. If the enemy attacks you, BACKFLIP. If you're stuck, BACKFLIP." Then he loses and asks what he's doing wrong and I tell him "If you're losing, that means YOU'RE NOT BACKFLIPING ENOUGH."

Seriously, backflips save lives. :D
FatBologna's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:35
FatBologna
I'd let this dude have sex with my ol' lady for this!
I ALMOST made it to the end of this game but decided that masturbating with rose stems would be much less painfully brutal....
FatBologna's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:36
FatBologna
@tsunamikitsune:

Well doodly-doo look at you!
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:40
ShadowXOR
I want to play this.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:43
GrayFox
I have never seen this game before, but that video is fucking SICK.
zealot9802's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:50
zealot9802
that game is fucken insane hard. Im impressed.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:58
Holyetheline
I could never do that. This guy must be obsessed. One thing I did that I'm proud of is completed all of the advanced levels on Portal though.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:59
Takeshi
DAMN!!! That's insane. I had a hard time following the video. The ending is a nice encore to perfect gaming.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:03
Aaron Linde
Sorry, NicoNico's not a dude, but a video sharing/chat site. So sayeth Dale North!
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:06
Shin Oni
looks like it's about time to go borrow God hand from the good ole friend.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:19
Hitogoroshi
Wow. I've played the game and that is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:22
NyghtcrawleR
Just one word. Absurd.
Stonedfox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:47
Stonedfox
"or a video of someone playing Assassin's Creed without complaining (!)."

Ugh, we get it, Assassins Creed din't meet Destructoids expectations. Give it a rest!

On a related note, that was the single sickest video I have ever seen.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:48
Teta
I can bet my house he is a chineese guy.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:48
Aaron Linde
No. :D
SonicTHP's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:56
SonicTHP
Holy crap. And that ending? Brilliant. Makes me want to play it some more. BEst beat-em up since the Genesis and SNES days.
Faux's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:57
Faux
I picked up God Hand, took it home, played the first level. My friend was watching. He picked it up, played for 23 hours straight and beat it in one sitting. I'm not inviting him over anymore.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 16:17
Jonathan Holmes
I beat the game, and I didn't even know about this fight. Is this one of the bonus fights you unlock from the casino?

And is it too late for one us (editors) to review God Hand? It's a game that I'm always excited to talk about.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 16:20
Aaron Linde
Jonathan, you're still new, so I don't expect you to remember the dark period in my life where all I'd write about on this fucking site was God Hand. But we had it covered. :D

And yeah, this is level 51 of the challenge stages at the casino battle ring.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 16:37
Tino
Christ God Hand was so good. It came out to terrible reviews. I opened up a new copy and popped it into our store demo ps2 and was hooked since.

I bought it but ended up getting further in the store so I stopped playing it at home.

I'm gonna go buy this game again. Tonight.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 16:48
Eschatos
That looks pretty easy.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 17:02
maxio098ui
i have that game got it for 5 dollars it is amazing and its a shame it didnt sell asmuch as it should. hard is an understatement
RWarrior1CO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 17:15
RWarrior1CO
Pretty amazing, but you'd have to play that damn game every waking hour of your life to get that good.
xagarath's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 17:46
xagarath
God Hand is easily among the finest games ever made.
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 18:18
DinnertimeNinja
Awesome vid.

I didn't find the game ITSELF that hard (it's just about finding the right combination of custom combo moves really) but the challenges made me want to punch things.

I can't even remember if I ever beat this challenge. I'm guessing I didn't because winning that seems like something you'd remember quite clearly.
Onsets Math Jaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 18:19
Onsets Math Jaw
What a bad ass.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 18:27
Unicorn
the japanese text for the god hand attacks explains everything in this video.


i can't even beat the first level.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 18:28
Unicorn
on the easiest mode
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 18:56
Wedge
Good fucking lord. He totally dominated it too. That was great how he set him up at the end with the Ballbuster too.

And Eschatos, if you think this is easy, you haven't played God Hand. If he had gotten hit once, he would have died. That dodging was fucking epic.

I should go back and beat this game again sometime.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 19:37
Vigor
That game was fun as hell. Last boss i found to be easy. But this kid is epic. I could only wish they would make a godhand 2 but it will never happen. Thats one of many games where the reviews did not do it justice by a long shot.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 20:10
Jonathan Holmes
Nice, Linde.

Sucks that I missed that review at the time. If I had read it then, I would have bought God Hand a lot sooner.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 20:46
Trevor McGee
It's just too bad that most of the difficulty/challenge comes from bad controls and a shitty camera.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 21:27
itemforty
holy... wow.
It's like I've never played the game correctly.
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:34
snotrocket
I LOVE this game!

I tried this fight a few times and was just destroyed to often that I quit and put the game away. This video is amazing!
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 01:40
s0lesurviv0r
I feel so ashamed for letting that collect dust in a drawer before sending it back to Gamefly.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 02:47
Boolean
Holy fuck, 40 seconds in the health bar finally moves...
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:29
Fading Star
Wow....crazy epic.
boxhound's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 02:03
boxhound
Awesomeo! :D
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