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Uncharted 'fans' FUUUUURIOUS at card game spin-off
Uncharted: Fight for Fortune was only officially revealed this morning, but already the "fanbase" is up in arms and inconsolable at the idea that a spin-off game would dare to actually spin off from something. THE VERY IDEA! At the time of writing, the Youtube upload of the game's trailer has 67 Likes to 124 Dislikes (Update: 225 Likes/583 Dislikes), and comments of outrage are pouring in. Sony's been accused of destroying its product, and wasting time that could have been spent on a Golden Abyss sequel. You already know what we did. Yep, we put our special JOURNALISM hats on and culled the very best comments from the video, displayed below for your sexual pleasure. Enjoy! "Damn. Really Sony? Also how is this going to "expand" Golden Abyss? It's not a DLC and it doesn't even have Golden Abyss in its title. I was hoping you were going to make at least 1 more Uncharted game...a real one. Thumbs up if you guys agree!" - suiton629 "look at this utter dogshit lmao. sony spends money creating shit nobody wants i cant stand it lmaoo" - BroKenGaMezHD "DON'T DO THIS TO UNCHARTED, YOU BASTARDS I HOPE EVERYONE WHOM MAKES THIS GAME BURNS IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL." - ImALemonLicker "What in the name of Pokemon is this?" - onQ Quincy "kill me please" - sack boy "why did they can mml3 (good but canceled game )capcom and then sony they dont cancel this(really bad deses canceling" - segafan230 "WHAT HAPPENED SONY?!! THE ONLY GAME THAT SHOULD HAVE CARDS IS YU-GI FUCKING OH!!!! Im sorry but this is... idk what to say really, just doesn't fit in uncharted." - Evengador20092 "OMG !!! W T F this is DAMN AWESOME .......well done SONY !!! congrats to you that YOU FUCKERS just destroy ur own product, GOOD JOB... o0o" - 627dotdot "My dream has been realized. Take all of the delicious sugary action of Uncharted and dispose of everything likable about the franchise to appeal to the obviously large trading card game audience. Good move." - Chris Foos "lol 3ds has 2 good games in this year paper mario and cast vania but on vita nfs,ac,cod,fifa,uncharted,gravtiry rush,lbp vita,sfxtekken,ps all stars,ratchet q force,sly 4 killzone mercenry ,resistance , - shut up 3ds has this gay games more than vita" - ThePaypay88 "OHHHH FUUCCKKK MEE. This is the last nail to Vita's coffin, i'm getting a fukin' 3DS!" - TheAppaking "R.I.P. Uncharted. .one of the best series of all time, I hate you Sony motherfucker" - xHiryuLegion "What a STUUPIIDDDD idea for a game.. this will sell horribly hahahahaa good.. hope they don't get good sales.. they are just so pathetically stupid!" - 0newHundredPercent "the fuck is this? dude, the fuck dude, the fuck?! I mean c'mon really? THE FUCK?!" - Nithorias "atleast make it a fkin online multiplayer atleast based on uncharted 2 fml sony needs to know what people actually want and its not a frikkin card game" - A5sK1cker "This game sucks THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS" - cseidl97 Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
1:00 AM on 05.23.2013 Poker Night 2 now available for iOSTelltales' Poker Night at the Inventory 2 is now available for iOS devices. The poker title will work on anything iPad 2 and up, or iPhone 4 and up. And like the PC counterpart, this one is going for $4.99 as well. On the fence? Go read our official review to see what we thought of Poker Night 2.
2:30 PM on 05.15.2013 Valve announces Steam Trading CardsIn a somewhat bizarre move, Valve has announced a new trading cards initiative, appropriately called "Steam Trading Cards." Basically you can earn virtual cards by playing games on Steam, which can earn you badges and Steam i...
12:00 PM on 05.06.2013 Review: Poker Night at the Inventory 2Poker Night at the Inventory 2 is about more than just being a poker game. It tries to capture the most important part of poker: sitting around with you friends and chatting away the evening. Poker Night also does something d...
5:00 AM on 04.26.2013 Transformers: Legends now out on iOS and Google PlayDeNA's Transformers: Legends is now out for free on Apple's App Store and the Google Play store. Players can build a team of Autobots or Decepticons as they go through two storylines, or fight with other people in the versus...
12:00 PM on 04.25.2013 Spicy Horse announces card game/RTS Hell InvadersSpicy Horse, the folks behind Akaneiro: Demon Hunters, calls their new game, Hell Invaders, a hybrid of collectible card gaming and RTS. That sounds delightful. They made hell sound delightful. Hell Invaders isn't the final n...
7:00 AM on 04.20.2013 Behold, the first Mario game voiced by Charles Martinet[Update: And I've just been informed that Mario was voiced in Mario Teaches Typing, which predates even Hotel Mario. The original 1991 DOS version used a different actor, but a 1995 CD-ROM re-release replaced him with Martin...
3:30 PM on 04.15.2013 Impressions: Zynga's mobile card game War of the FallenZynga has just released their latest social game endeavor War of the Fallen for iOS, with Android soon to follow. This new card battle game steps up to the plate with hopes of introducing casual game players to the world of c...
2:00 PM on 04.10.2013 Review: Tekken Card TournamentFor something that came out of nowhere, Tekken Card Tournament is actually a decent if simplistic little card game. As you're locked in card combat, fighter avatars will jostle about on screen just like the core games with a ...
7:30 PM on 04.04.2013 Tekken Card Tournament out now on iOS, Android, browsersWhen word about Tekken Card Tournament first got out, it seemed to me like it could easily have been a quick side project for Namco Bandai. I didn't expect it to get this kind of treatment -- just look at the embedded t...
6:30 PM on 03.29.2013 Telltale Games' Poker Night 2 screenshots leak outTelltale Games has a teaser site running right now referring to a "key party," and showing an image of a dish which has seen the addition of various sets of keys over the last few days, with the promise that all will be revea...
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| 11:30 AM on 12.07.2012 Review: Uncharted: Fight for Fortune |

I don't care if you're a professional tarot reader: no one could have predicted an Uncharted card game. Out of all of the Sony franchises to choose from, I guess it saw fit to create a card game based around the idea of colle...more
| 10:00 AM on 11.19.2012 Uncharted: Fight for Fortune announced for PS Vita |

An all-new Uncharted game is coming to PlayStation Vita, but unlike Golden Abyss, it'll be taking a less traditional approach. Uncharted: Fight for Fortune is a card-based strategy game that seems to have a tiny bit of inspi...more
| 12:00 PM on 05.06.2013 Review: Poker Night at the Inventory 2 |
Poker Night at the Inventory 2 is about more than just being a poker game. It tries to capture the most important part of poker: sitting around with you friends and chatting away the evening. Poker Night also does something d...more
| 5:00 AM on 04.26.2013 Transformers: Legends now out on iOS and Google Play |
DeNA's Transformers: Legends is now out for free on Apple's App Store and the Google Play store. Players can build a team of Autobots or Decepticons as they go through two storylines, or fight with other people in the versus...more
| 12:00 PM on 04.25.2013 Spicy Horse announces card game/RTS Hell Invaders |
Spicy Horse, the folks behind Akaneiro: Demon Hunters, calls their new game, Hell Invaders, a hybrid of collectible card gaming and RTS. That sounds delightful. They made hell sound delightful. Hell Invaders isn't the final n...more


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