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Uncharted: Fight for Fortune

Uncharted 'fans' FUUUUURIOUS at card game spin-off

12:00 PM on 11.19.2012 // Jim Sterling

Fight for Fortune brings out fightin' words

Uncharted: Fight for Fortune was only officially revealed this morning, but already the "fanbase" is up in arms and inconsolable at the idea that a spin-off game would dare to actually spin off from something. THE VERY IDEA!

At the time of writing, the Youtube upload of the game's trailer has 67 Likes to 124 Dislikes (Update: 225 Likes/583 Dislikes), and comments of outrage are pouring in. Sony's been accused of destroying its product, and wasting time that could have been spent on a Golden Abyss sequel. 

You already know what we did. Yep, we put our special JOURNALISM hats on and culled the very best comments from the video, displayed below for your sexual pleasure. Enjoy!

"Damn. Really Sony? Also how is this going to "expand" Golden Abyss? It's not a DLC and it doesn't even have Golden Abyss in its title. I was hoping you were going to make at least 1 more Uncharted game...a real one. Thumbs up if you guys agree!" - suiton629

"look at this utter dogshit lmao. sony spends money creating shit nobody wants i cant stand it lmaoo" - BroKenGaMezHD


"What in the name of Pokemon is this?" - onQ Quincy

"kill me please" - sack boy

"why did they can mml3 (good but canceled game )capcom and then sony they dont cancel this(really bad deses canceling" - segafan230

"WHAT HAPPENED SONY?!! THE ONLY GAME THAT SHOULD HAVE CARDS IS YU-GI FUCKING OH!!!! Im sorry but this is... idk what to say really, just doesn't fit in uncharted." - Evengador20092

"OMG !!! W T F this is DAMN AWESOME .......well done SONY !!! congrats to you that YOU FUCKERS just destroy ur own product, GOOD JOB... o0o" - 627dotdot

"My dream has been realized. Take all of the delicious sugary action of Uncharted and dispose of everything likable about the franchise to appeal to the obviously large trading card game audience. Good move." - Chris Foos

"lol 3ds has 2 good games in this year paper mario and cast vania but on vita nfs,ac,cod,fifa,uncharted,grav­tiry rush,lbp vita,sfxtekken,ps all stars,ratchet q force,sly 4 killzone mercenry ,resistance , - shut up 3ds has this gay games more than vita" - ThePaypay88

"OHHHH FUUCCKKK MEE. This is the last nail to Vita's coffin, i'm getting a fukin' 3DS!" - TheAppaking

"R.I.P. Uncharted. .one of the best series of all time, I hate you Sony motherfucker" - xHiryuLegion

"What a STUUPIIDDDD idea for a game.. this will sell horribly hahahahaa good.. hope they don't get good sales.. they are just so pathetically stupid!" - 0newHundredPercent

"the fuck is this? dude, the fuck dude, the fuck?! I mean c'mon really? THE FUCK?!" - Nithorias

"atleast make it a fkin online multiplayer atleast based on uncharted 2 fml sony needs to know what people actually want and its not a frikkin card game" - A5sK1cker

"This game sucks THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS" - cseidl97

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