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Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



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George Eric Oliver's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:05
George Eric Oliver
It seriously sounds like on the other side of that camera someone is holding a gun to him and someone he loves.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:06
JTHomeslice
Fantastic. I want one.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:07
Daxelman
Exactly what George Eric Oliver said.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:07
matty125
Man, you don't wanna know what I've seen some people have done to statues/figures.
Nice hat!
JQM78's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:09
JQM78
Jim, don't ever change. I love you just the way you are.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:11
PappaDukes
This is the awesomest video I've ever done.

FIXED!

That was seriously fantastic Jim. Every time you are on video you just keep getting better and better as you get more comfortable. I'm liking it!
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:11
GrumpyTurtle
I enjoy the words and phrases that come out of your mouth hole.
Pigmy Wurm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:11
Pigmy Wurm
Hey, I'm reading that, it's awesome!
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:12
Electrium
Original, and HICKORY!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:12
Brian Szabelski
"I'm going to spend my hunger dollars and make an investment in delicious"

I love you, Jim Sterling.
GoodGuyA's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:13
GoodGuyA
Me thinks Jim did not like the package.
DrButler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:14
DrButler
I'm going to spend my hunger dollars and make an investment in delicious.

I literally couldn't control my laughter. Jim is a funny fucker.
PieInTheSky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:14
PieInTheSky
Boner
Oncomouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:15
Oncomouse
I get the gold coins. The (violated) statue and poster are nice touches and the hat is pretty sweet. But Jesus Christ, let the whole bacon thing go.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:15
Fusiontr
This is probabl the funniest thing you have ever done Jim.
You've finally got the Ray Peacock thing down!
PieInTheSky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:15
PieInTheSky
Confirmed: Jim Sterling uses a google reader.
church's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:16
church
That wouldn't happen to be a Flash Gordon shirt, would it?
EVA016's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:16
EVA016
Bloody Amazing!
Makster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:21
Makster
Absolute genius. Reminds me of the psp unboxing on the video game show what I've done which jim should totally bring back because its awesome and stuff.
Snakey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:21
Snakey
Hahaha. Jim, you belong on camera and we need MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cheesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:22
Cheesus
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Sæglópur's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:24
Sæglópur
I'm coming to your place and stealing your Eddie Riggs statue.
Optimus Prime Minister's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:29
Optimus Prime Minister
By gracing that figurine with your seraphic saliva, you've increased the value of it tenfold!
Turbofail's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:31
Turbofail
This is the best video you've ever done.
ZeroDivide's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:32
ZeroDivide
0_o errrm....

Okaaay...
Ronbotic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:37
Ronbotic
That was beyond hilarious. You get funnier and funnier.
charlie von chaingun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:40
charlie von chaingun
Your acting is the strongest I've ever seen!!! Gret jab!

WE HAVE THE SAME THE FLASH SHIRT WE ARE NUMBAR 1NE!
gleclair's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:40
gleclair
"Strong enough to withstand a child's punch or a cat sitting on it!"
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:42
Stevil
Jim looks remarkably like a young Sir Patrick Moore in the last 10 seconds. I shit you not.
Bobthecatlol's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:45
Bobthecatlol
I really want a Pitgirl statue but if Destructoid sent me one I'd always have doubts in my mind that it's not new and Jim Sterling licked it.
Budogenkai's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:46
Budogenkai
What just happened.

Oh right Dtoid nvm.
Deemah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:47
Deemah
Some days Jim, it is dangerous to give you a camera. But I have to say I want the one you licked, that way I can clone you and have a snarky clever english man to write my speeches and to hangout with
AlphaJC's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:49
AlphaJC
what the hell did i jsut watch
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:51
Rammstein
Loved it. Love you Jim <3
Dr Robo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:52
Dr Robo
This vidja was good and made me laugh harder than I ever remember laughing.
I liked the part with the bacon, yeah bacon?
Good job Mister Sterling, your internet will ravish you with funny words.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:53
Monodi
Fucking wonderful
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:53
Darren Nakamura
I'm glad Destructoid realizes how stupid unboxing videos are.
Zilants's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:54
Zilants
omg lol
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 12:59
Trebz
Jim, this is the greatest video in the history of putting things on camera and/or the internet.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:08
Super Drybones
I'm crying a bit.
theinvigorator's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:08
theinvigorator
Its good to masterbate to. hahahaha seriously made my day
ww3pl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:09
ww3pl
I'm glad that i can share the same internet with you.
Zero_armada's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:25
Zero_armada
Bwahaha, wonderful stuff. I'm quite entertained.

Your copy of Dynasty Warriors Online is in the mail.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:33
Jim Sterling
"What a fucking twat, how could they get into the room, set the camera up and give him the MNC Mascot kit without him knowing they were there? It's obvious that he knew. Mega fail."

Wow, really?
GoodlyMike's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:33
GoodlyMike
Did she taste like bacon?
Scuffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:33
Scuffles
....... I really hope that pitgirl statue wasn't painted in china.
Zoeker's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:36
Zoeker
Jim, your comic timing was amazing in this. Very reminiscent of Dean Lerner. You have my approval to do more comedy videos like this. Big ups!
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:46
D-503
*shiver* I hate everything about bacon... and that licking was...different...(scary)
DJKirsch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 13:56
DJKirsch
Did the statue also taste like bacon, Mr. Sterling? ...If so, original or hickory?!
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