Quantcast
Um, did this really happen?! Chad Punches Old Ladies: The Videogame - Destructoid




Game database:   #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ         ALL     Xbox One     PS4     360     PS3     WiiU     Wii     PC     3DS     DS     PS Vita     PSP     iOS     Android


Um, did this really happen?! Chad Punches Old Ladies: The Videogame


4:20 PM on 01.01.2009
Um, did this really happen?! Chad Punches Old Ladies: The Videogame photo



It is the first day of 2009 and it is already the best year ever.

For those of you who do not listen to RetroforceGO! (for shame!), I have a running joke about how I love to punch old ladies in the face. Now, I don’t actually like to punch old people in the face, but something about the image of that horrible (albeit hilarious) act makes me laugh. A lot.

Dtoid user (and my new hero) Dead Movie Star took this silly concept and decided to make a videogame out of it called Chad Punches Old Ladies. I’m not kidding. He created a digital version of me (using River City Ransom-style graphics) that walks around punching old women in walkers. It is the greatest thing that has ever been created. Click here to experience the epic masterpiece -- my early pick for Game of the Year 2009.

Now, don’t think this is any simple, mindless videogame. No, no, no. Dead Movie Star even added glorious 8-bit cutscenes (with plenty of highly humorous inside jokes) and a second level that you just have to see to believe.

I am absolutely honored that you would do something like this, Dead Movie Star. Even taking out the fact that it’s me starring in a game where I get to punch old ladies, this is actually quite the accomplished little piece of art. You are quite a talent, my good man.

And if you are wondering, yes, I am naming my first child Dead Movie Star Concelmo.






Comments not appearing? Anti-virus apps like Avast or some browser extensions can cause this.
Easy fix: Add   [*].disqus.com   to your software's white list. Tada! Happy comments time again.

Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.






AMAZING

5:30 PM on 03.06.2014
More beautiful game-inspired woodblock prints you can buy

We've shown off Jed Henry's Japanese woodblock renditions of game characters before. I'm still in love with that original Samus one. But Henry's catalog is growing, to my wallet's growing concern. Shadow of the Colossus, Fina...more



10:00 AM on 03.05.2014
Fan art poster of over 200 Final Fantasy characters is AMAZING

Artist Edgar Recinos put together an art jam wherein a couple hundred artists each picked a Final Fantasy character to draw. Recinos then did the painstaking work of aligning and numerically ordering over 200 characters in an...more



6:45 PM on 02.25.2014
FPS-RPG-rhythm-Pokemon pixel art music video mindsplosion

Usually we embed videos for you directly. You don't even have to leave the article. This time, you'll have to click right in this spot and watch the video on the website. It's worth it. Mobile users might want to wait until they get to a computer.more



View all AMAZING






Back to Top




All content is yours to recycle through our Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Our communities are obsessed with videoGames, movies, anime, and toys.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006

Advertising on destructoid is available: Please contact them to learn more