It is the first day of 2009 and it is already the best year ever.
For those of you who do not listen to RetroforceGO! (for shame!), I have a running joke about how I love to punch old ladies in the face. Now, I don’t actually like to punch old people in the face, but something about the image of that horrible (albeit hilarious) act makes me laugh. A lot.
Dtoid user (and my new hero) Dead Movie Star took this silly concept and decided to make a videogame out of it called Chad Punches Old Ladies. I’m not kidding. He created a digital version of me (using River City Ransom-style graphics) that walks around punching old women in walkers. It is the greatest thing that has ever been created. Click here to experience the epic masterpiece -- my early pick for Game of the Year 2009.
Now, don’t think this is any simple, mindless videogame. No, no, no. Dead Movie Star even added glorious 8-bit cutscenes (with plenty of highly humorous inside jokes) and a second level that you just have to see to believe.
I am absolutely honored that you would do something like this, Dead Movie Star. Even taking out the fact that it’s me starring in a game where I get to punch old ladies, this is actually quite the accomplished little piece of art. You are quite a talent, my good man.
And if you are wondering, yes, I am naming my first child Dead Movie Star Concelmo.
Chad Concelmo is Destructoid's features editor. He loves hanging out with awesome people. That's why Destructoid makes him so happy, since it is full of THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE OF ALL TIME! Also, dolphins.
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Chad enjoys punching old ladies in the face, Super Metroid, Zelda: A Link to the Past on the SNES (best system ever!), Final Fantasy VI, Day of the Tentacle, Shadow of the Colossus, Mother 3, Beyond Good & Evil, Contra III, Valkyria Chronicles, Punch-Out!!, Half-Life 2, and Super Mario Galaxy 2.
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4:20 PM on 01.01.2009
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I'm glad this got frontpaged, best flash game I ever played.
Fantastic job and the writing was hilarious.
Dude that was........AMAZING!!
Could you do a game with Chad and Rev fighting on top of a volcano next?
Nice job, Dead Movie Star!
Chad will be able to pick up old ladies and throw them at other old ladies for combos.
Think of the possibilities:
"Chad Punches Old Ladies Rampage" (punch old ladies in hi-rise senior homes; eat them for energy)
"Chad vs. Old Ladies: Millennium Fight Edition" (better than S.F.IV)
"Old Ladies' Revenge" (this time, it's personal)
One of the games needs a sassy black woman fap choir.
Can we see Chad Concelmo's Old Lady Punch-Out!! in the future?
Fantastic job Dead Movie Star.
Epic game!
Yes. Make sure you have the latest Flash Player :P
Nice work man! We need more RCR remixs/remakes.
Best game Ever! 5/5 dolphins playing pop'n music while eating pizza rolls and drinking Extra Large Slurpees with chocobo straws!
5/5 and 10/10 Newgrounds points!