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Um, did this really happen?! Chad Punches Old Ladies: The Videogame

4:20 PM on 01.01.2009 // Chad Concelmo

It is the first day of 2009 and it is already the best year ever.

For those of you who do not listen to RetroforceGO! (for shame!), I have a running joke about how I love to punch old ladies in the face. Now, I don’t actually like to punch old people in the face, but something about the image of that horrible (albeit hilarious) act makes me laugh. A lot.

Dtoid user (and my new hero) Dead Movie Star took this silly concept and decided to make a videogame out of it called Chad Punches Old Ladies. I’m not kidding. He created a digital version of me (using River City Ransom-style graphics) that walks around punching old women in walkers. It is the greatest thing that has ever been created. Click here to experience the epic masterpiece -- my early pick for Game of the Year 2009.

Now, don’t think this is any simple, mindless videogame. No, no, no. Dead Movie Star even added glorious 8-bit cutscenes (with plenty of highly humorous inside jokes) and a second level that you just have to see to believe.

I am absolutely honored that you would do something like this, Dead Movie Star. Even taking out the fact that it’s me starring in a game where I get to punch old ladies, this is actually quite the accomplished little piece of art. You are quite a talent, my good man.

And if you are wondering, yes, I am naming my first child Dead Movie Star Concelmo.



Chad Concelmo,
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