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UK prisons ban new-gen consoles. Um, should they be there in the first place? photo

I've complained in the past about PlayStation 2 consoles being given to young inmates, but today's news is even more ridiculous. It is today being reported that UK prisons have barred all of the latest generation consoles from being used by inmates -- not because they're prisoners and shouldn't be awarded expensive luxuries -- but because the WiFi capabilities could help them send messages of criminal crime.

Now I'm sorry, but the driving factor behind a console ban should be that they're frigging criminals, not because they could send Miis over the 'net that are capable of murder or find a way to rape people via a Gears of War deathmatch.  What's scary is they originally only barred PS3s and have just now decided not to give the scumbags Microsoft or Nintendo systems. Does that mean they were given them in the first place? That is crap. That is utter, utter crap. 

A source already told professional piss-rag The Sun that there are existing concerns that top terror suspects have been using the latest games consoles to aid them in terror activities. If that's the case -- what were top terror suspects doing with Xboxes!? Am I the only one to find that just a little bit messed up? This news comes from a secret government report that also shares concerns with all types of consoles and is considering a complete ban on all machines. There's no indication that the report suggested that giving toys and games to prisoners was a twisted idea in the first place. What a farce.

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atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:13
atheistium
So Fucking stupid I swear.
geronimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:15
geronimo
They should reveal all their gamertags so we can tease them for being in prison.

But since that can't be done anymore, I wonder if I ever met any of them. Did they ever have new-gen consoles in the first place?
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:18
galagabug
punish 'em good! ps3's for everyone!
uptonogood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:19
uptonogood
um, what's wrong with giving them games? the point of prisons shouldn't be strictly a place of punishment but also that of rehabilitation. and to achieve the latter, they need a certain bit of downtime from the high levels of stress that they're already under. the former's already been achieved from removing most of their freedoms (though not their liberties) from society. it's the mentality that prisoners should be in prison strictly for the purposes of punishment that leads to idiotic posts like these. if you can give them books, you can give them games to pass the time.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:23
Jim Sterling
uptonogood: If you can give them books, you don't NEED games.

Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:29
Aaron Mxy Yost
If prisoners want to be rehabilitated, they can take study-by-mail courses or find Jesus/Allah. They don't need to be playing Halo.
Kageroth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:32
Kageroth
I usually just drop by and read the news etc, but decided to signup and comment on this.
I'm surprised they even made this move, I fully expect a court case now in the high court about this, as some X year old prisoner takes the prison service for breach of the human rights act..... sigh what has britain become.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:36
Bob Muir
Only Wii is new-gen. 360 and PS3 are next-gen, which is a retarded label as they are now current-gen.
uptonogood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:37
uptonogood
Jim Sterling.

you're an idiot.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:41
Jim Sterling
uptonogood.

I'm relieved you think so.
Elrando's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 08:45
Elrando
uptonogood, you're an arsehat.

Down time is fair enough, but games are a luxury.
Take your bleeding heart bullshit elsewhere.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 09:15
AngelsDontBurn
Wow, come on now.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 09:31
MechaMonkey
I wasn't aware video games were used so commonly in rehabilitation of rapists and murderers. My viewpoint has changed radically.[/sarcasm]

In all seriousness: Books. Or actual rehabilitation. Letting prisoners play video games isn't going to make them more productive members of society.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 09:41
Jim Sterling
Make them pick up trash and teach them how to find actual jobs. Give them books to read. If you believe the myth that prison is about rehabilitation, then these are the things you should promote. Giving them toys and games does nothing but make their stay in prison more fun, and sorry, but 'fun' is not what prison should be about.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 09:55
Rosseh
Jesus, the government is a wreck. I agree somewhat with uptonogood that prison is not just a place for punishment but for rehabilitation but they are unfit for society and so they shouldn't have modern things from society like 360s and PS3s. I was going to say because they are expensive but Pool/Snooker tables and Pinball machines are equally if not more expensive. I think the best thing they should have in prison is a NES. They should have recreation but by no means top of the range recreation.

Sometimes, a lot of the time, the government can be idiots.

It's like pubs and such places only take two kinds of ID now; Passport or Driver's license. The fact is that nobody wants to carry around a £60 passport with them so it means you have to learn to drive before you can drink?! Being a freakishly young looking person I get turned down just because I can't drive. When I do have my passport, I'm 2-3 years older than the damn person serving me. Then they try and make it harder to obtain a drivers liscense with a load of rules and making the tests harder and such because they don't want people to drive as much. So then that leaves people with passports which if stolen, you're fucked. Not to mention they accept provisional drivers licesenses which are the easiest things to counterfeit ever. Some places are so afraid of the new alcohol laws I've seen people who must be pushing their late 20s being ID'd.

Ok a bit off topic but it's just a point at how idiotic the laws are.

Another classic example is if someone broke into my house and hurt themselves they could sue me. Why don't people see something wrong with this?! What the hell is happening to the world?
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 10:26
jerrt
i believe in using games for rehabilitation for everyone other than criminals, call me old fashioned, but i don't think they should be allowed tax payer funded access to something that is only going to result in my ass be handed to me in any various multiplayer game.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 10:27
Red TheHaze Veron
Low-income families who can't even afford game systems pay taxes only to have their tax dollars be used for luxurious items for convicted felons. Yep that's some nice logic right there.
lowercaseluke's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 10:34
lowercaseluke
Apparently they're going to take away their iPhones and guns and free access to young virgins next.
Manic Inc's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 10:37
Manic Inc
Life's too short to follow laws. Reward them for taking the right approach to living.
uptonogood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 10:39
uptonogood
redzie -

the vast majority of people in prison are people who really have no right to be there at all other than cos they broke a law that probably doesn't even need to be in existence. but let's face the fact that the laws that are passed to imprison people are written by legislators whom are voted into office by those same poor folk who can't afford those "luxury" goods. what are laws other than a form of infringement on liberty? we can go that route and figure out why certain laws are in place and why prison populations in western democracies are exploding. it's not just the poor families whose tax dollars are being used to fund prisons -- they want to fund those prisons for a reason.
twentythoughts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 11:11
twentythoughts
Yep, prisoners shouldn't be allowed to play videogames at all. Hell, why stop there? They're in PRISON! Why should they be allowed a single moment of enjoyment? I say we stop letting them play team sports, sing, and other leisurely activities as well.
Actually, let's just remove their rights to go outside of their cells as well. Tasty food? Who needs tasty food? Let's set up a system where prisoners are fed through syringes. They're in prison! Why should the taxpayers pay for proper meals?
Mattresses cost taxpayers money, too! I say we take away their mattresses. Hell, who needs beds, anyway? The floor's perfectly comfy for these evil, evil people who don't deserve a single moment of joy.
Hell, let's just kill them all and be done with it. They're not human anyway.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 11:14
Red TheHaze Veron
@uptonogood

It's how the money is spent is the problem here. There are better things that can be provided to rehabilitate prisoners (Books, Religion, Skills training, livelihood projects). One xbox or two wouldn't hurt but a lot of them were put in there. Rather than other places (orphanages, hospitals) where they should be put in like how Jim Sterling mentioned in his previous post. I would rather have my money go to provide a public school kid's free lunch (no matter how horrible they are, I had them too) than a prisoner's copy of Halo 3.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 11:16
foxhound009
They've got ps3 in uk's prisons.. i'm getting ticket right now :P ....

Sometimes when you think you've heard everything, a thing comes a long that somehow kills your brain with this really big amount of stupidity it contains..... If I'll have brain cancer it will be because of this kind brain burning experiences...

I suppose they gave them xbox live support too?
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 11:22
BS3 Owner
@ uptonogood

Uhh in all honesty ... I don't want my local sociopath, playing any version of FPS' or Manhunt. That's not called rehab. I would think to a model mentally inept prison inmate that might be just a way to pass the time. They need social skills. Not the joke, of doing nothing all day except reinacting what they did to homie on the street about 2 months ago every level. What I just described is not rehab.
cquezaad's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 11:25
cquezaad
@Rosseh

Agreed, the government can enforce some incredibly ridiculous laws for the dumbest things. I'm not sure how it is in Britian, but in the U.S. its crazy how some who pirates can receive a bigger punishment than a rapist.

@uptonogood
The idea of a prison being a place to rehabilitate a prisoner is a nice idea and would be great if that was true, but in the U.S. there is no such thing as trying to rehabilitate a prisoner to be able to function in the "normal" world. The prison system and the inmates are nothing more than a business and free-labor. The prison system in this country as well as the criminal laws that are enforced are a joke because of how abused they are simply to meet quotas so that certain individuals can keep their jobs.
uptonogood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 11:29
uptonogood
foxhound009 -- they probably don't let 360's near those prisons cos the upkeep would be too costly in the long run; what with all the constant repairs and all. :D

redzie -- you've got how the law works all backasswards. who dictates where resources are allocated and by what measure are those standards upheld? the simple answer is that they cannot be upheld by human measures as people are still people. who cares about the hospitals in the UK -- they have socialized universal healthcare. prisons are large facilities where vast amounts of people are held and they need a certain level of activity to keep them placid -- for lack of a better word. you can't group orphanages, hospitals, and prisons into same broad groups as those three forms of institutions carry three very different functions for the state. believe it or not, other countries don't ill treat their prisoners. every one of you have skewed sense of justice based on our law system. other western societies have vastly different forms of law, crime, and punishment. and that's why this thread is so frustrating. the "lock 'em up and throw away the key" mentality is a third world prison/american way of looking at the legal system.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 11:43
foxhound009
Where's the old fashion prison where you get tortured and get food like once a day :P rapists and killers deserve it :| . You can't put a killer in prison, and think he'll turn in to someone else, what change is only killers age.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 12:25
The Incredible Edible Egg
HAHAHA!

First thing I thought of is a 360 doent have built-in wireless. One more demographic that it can reach that ps3 cant touch!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 12:43
BS3 Owner
Not All BS3's have Wireless... Like the CHEAP 20GB models, don't have WI-FI. If you read the other story on the homepage here, possibly the same no-go for the maybe releasing of the soon to be NEW 40GB model BS3....

I have a 60GB BS3 it has WI-FI like the 80GB.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 12:50
Corak
If criminals don't fear going back to jail what is stopping them from commiting more crimes? Fear is what keeps most people in line. Fear of going to jail, fear of what happens in there. They are criminals! It doesn't matter how the laws are made, or who makes them, they are the laws in the country where you live, you must obey them or face the consequences, period. If you don't like it, tough, either move somewhere else, or take the time and get off your ass and try to get them to work they way you want them to, good luck there. Prisoners should have access to the things that will make them a more productive, and more importantly a law abiding citizen, and video games are really the last thing that would do that. Job/skill training goes way further than playing games.

Having them is a headache that you don't need. Lets say that you could have them, what games should the be allowed to play, halo, manhunt, gran theft auto? Now you have to appoint a committee to decide what games they should be allowed to play, ones that would help in their reabilitation. Costing taxpayers even more money. Its something they just don't need.

And yes the internet capabilities of the devices is something I don't want any criminal having acess to. It gives them yet 1 more avenue to influence people outside of the prison, be it gangs or whatever.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 12:54
MechaMonkey
"the vast majority of people in prison are people who really have no right to be there at all other than cos they broke a law that probably doesn't even need to be in existence."

You're right. We technically don't need any of these crazy laws in existence in the first place.

Unfortunately for your particular breed of anarchist, most people like having laws in existence that punish people for theft, assault, rape, and murder. This isn't a county jail where some teenager sits for a few days for marijuana possession. This is prison. This is where we put the people who have wronged society. My opinion? If they want to wrong society, then why should they be entitled to all the rights of the society they have committed acts against?

If they want to work towards making themselves better, more productive members of that society, then yes, give them rewards for their progress towards that goal. But a Playstation is a reward, not a right. Nobody is saying to take away their food and time outside. It's a video game console. Now please step down off your soap box before someone yanks it out from under you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 13:17
Sharpless
If I were a prisoner, I would much rather find a corner to hide in and read a book.

But, honestly, couldn't we just give them a PS3 and a copy of Lair? Or is that too cruel?
Andrew5329's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 13:46
Andrew5329
In the old days, you commit a crime, you go to jail, they make your life hell for your sentence, you leave, you stop to think about committing a crime, and remember the hellish prison sentence and stop right there,
Ever notice the large amount of prisoners making repeat trips to the cushy Xbox 360 and PS3 filled jails from the same old crimes. They should be put to hard long character building honest work while serving their sentences such as picking up trash/ect. to repay their debt to society.

@uptonogood, as for that whole comment about laws being bad, ect. its those laws that keep you safe enough to sit there at your computer typing in your phillosophies and ideals, just something to think about while you denounce the legal system.
bipolar beers's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 14:35
bipolar beers
uptonogood is an idiot. im sure when you have kids that play ps3s and 360 games with inmates who are in jail for child molestation you'll change your views in an instant.
SenorCalavera's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 14:48
SenorCalavera
Interesting opinions. But I think there's too much speculation goin around. I'd be interested in finding out which groups of prisoners are getting the games (Major or Minor Crimes) and exactly which games they're playing, cuz i think the image of the murderer playing Gears is a pushing it a little, unless it is actually happening, but I don't see any evidence thats happening. For all we know, they might be playing Katamari, and in my opinion, that game might just have some pretty sound rehabilitation applications (in that case, someone should look into putting more games into prisons).

As for the hell prison v. rehabilitation center argument, I see both sides. Whatever crime you commit, you should have to pay for it. However, subjecting humans to hell in prison only encourages repeat offences, with people getting out wanting to take revenge on the world that has put them through hell type of thing. I see video games as an opertune medium to get through to prisoners in a different way, and if handled correctly, could prove to provide an outlet to violence, keeping them occupied with playing rather than commiting crimes.They just have to be handled correctly, not just as some way of keeping them busy in prison.
Deathsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 15:03
Deathsaw
I'm sure if they killed people in games, they would have no need to kill in real life. They'd see killing as tedious and sometimes hard to control so they'd naturally lose interest. Unless they played gears. Then we'd be fucked.
Raymod's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 15:38
Raymod
You know what, I'm really sick of life getting in the way of my gaming i have sooo many games that I'm not able to play due to work and the upkeep of my house and garden, i think it's time i went to prison so that i can get myself some quality gaming time.
Plus if Katamari's in there then I WANT IN!

I want rewarded for my being an upstanding Citizen, instead i get to work my arse off to pay for, prisons, alcoholic's Drink money (yep they get money to buy booze), Junkie unemployed no-user's dental treatment and methadone, immigrants rent and Cigarette money and... etc etc
The list of stuff is too long and i don't have time to list them all cos i've got work to goto :( Bloody ASDA nightshift crap! at least i don't work in the steel industry like my dad, or on a building site ,or down a coal mine or...ARRGGHHHHH!!! bloody listing again! Damn! my job's not too bad :D
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 16:02
Batthink
Honestly, criminals in prison should not be allowed to have access to any games consoles. For crying out loud, this country seems so intent on satisfying the criminal's rights, but not the victims of crime... GRRRRRRRR!

Furthermore, since there is this gang problem in America filtering its way over here, you think its a good idea to allow gang members to organise things via internet on their XBOX 360s? Certainly no access to them in the USA, surely...?
Promagnum's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 16:30
Promagnum
Actually I don't share the concern at all, pedophiles and criminals already have a gigantic, easy and convenient way of communicating with their victims; It's called the internet.

And well besides that big double standard, inmates have been arranging your reservations for Hotels, Plane Travel, Train Travel, In-house care, and telemarketer ordering for over 15 years now. If anything I'd focus more on the fact that they actually did prevent this as being a positive, or step in the right direction.

Of course, you also need to think in terms of degree. Cause I don't see a problem at all with people who are in prison/jail for drug abuse or stealing food to feed his starving family having a game console...eh, one way or another they'll still smuggle in phones up their rectum to take your reservation so I guess evens out in the long run.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 16:33
Justice
Idiots lol.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 17:18
Eschatos
What if you got sent to prison? Would you like being stuck without games. I'm not saying that every prisoner deserves their own console, but there's nothing wrong with gaming in general.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 17:27
Sharpless
Eschatos, it doesn't matter. The point of prison is that you're being punished for your violation(s) of the law and human rights. By commtting crimes, you're essentially giving up your rights to these basic pleasures. Games are a luxury, plain and simple. They should not have such a luxury. I don't give a fuck whether or not they want games or TVs or porn or whatever. If they don't want to be deprived of those things, they shouldn't have committed the crime in the first place.
Jark212's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 18:19
Jark212
the only thing you should get in prision is a good rapen'
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2007 18:33
Samit Sarkar
This is going to be long.

The fact that there’s even a discussion here, sparked mostly by uptonogood, is absolutely ludicrous. Ignoring uptonogood’s baseless statement that “the vast majority of people in prison are people who ... broke a law that probably doesn’t even need to be in existence,” let’s err on the side of caution here and assume that the majority of people who are in prison do deserve to be there, because, as MechaMonkey worded it so beautifully, these people have wronged society in some way. In other words, they did something illegal, like stealing or killing or maiming, etc., and a jury of their peers determined that they should serve hard time for that offense. I’m not saying that our justice system (I’m in America, but the same could be said for Britain’s) is perfect and that it always metes out punishment in a just manner, but let’s assume for the sake of argument that it does in the vast majority of cases.

As far as I’m concerned, if you wronged society in some way, and you’re in jail because of it, you shouldn’t have nearly as many privileges as the average citizen. I’m not advocating cruel punishment here, or the revoking of basic liberties and human rights, but come on — you can’t seriously argue that prisoners should have video game systems for recreation! I don’t care what the games are — it doesn’t matter if they’re playing Gears of War or Brain Age — they shouldn’t be allowed to play video games, period. Time outdoors? Sure. Books? Absolutely. Learning a trade? Yes. But definitely not video games. They should get basic amenities and constructive things to do with their time; that doesn’t include video games. In other words, if it’s something that many members of the law-abiding citizenry don’t have access to, or if it’s something above and beyond what you need to survive, then prisoners shouldn’t have access to it. That doesn’t include video games; hell, in my opinion, that barely includes television. Our tax dollars at work, eh?
SenorCalavera's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 00:38
SenorCalavera
It's a good point, but if we're gonna assume the ideal in that every man in prison did a real wrong to society, we should also assume that prisons are not only in existance to punish those who have wronged society, but also to allow them to rehabilitate themselves. Hell, the reason we release prisoners is because we believe in their right to rehab themselves into proper members of society. If that weren't the case, we'd lock up anyone who does any crime for life.

When it comes to rehabilitation, I think video games have a great potential. All the skills and abilities one gains and practices when gaming can have rehabilitative qualities. Next to that, as a different medium of rehabilitation, it may spark what needs to happen for certain prisoners to make their way to a better life. I know for a fact that if I were in there, Jesus, books, or picking up garbage is not going to be what helps me rehab. Now, I know there is a point where we'd end up spoiling prisoners, just giving them entertainment, and I know I'm being pretty speculative, with there not being to much evidence to support how effective it is. However, if given in the proper doses, and if the research is done, I'm sure that games can have such an effect, and ruling out video games as an effective rehabilitation tool would be reckless.
Raymod's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 01:46
Raymod
OHHHH!! I'm up for farming Gold at Her Majesty's Pleasure, as they say.:D
Just let me use my WoW account.
0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 02:08
0bshaky
Uptonogood:

You have to understand one thing. Jim Sterling HATES inmates. Why? idk... I bet his belief (or what he wants it to be) of a jail is a place similar to a concentration camp complete with torture devices.

Do inmates play basketball, soccer, chess or baseball? yeah. Are they fun activities? Of course, so is playing with a PS2 or an Xbox 360. Why it is so different to have a 'ball game from a tetris game? It is not like they will be given Manhunt and Grand Theft Auto, but, how about some Guitar Hero? Geometry Wars? Madden? Gundam? Blue Dragon? Tony Hawk? is just obvious they will not get M rated titles so cut the cunt jokes.

So Sterling, why do you hate inmates so much? Why you want their serving time be a total nightmare? Why you believe inmates dont deserve any kind of fun?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2007 09:47
Jim Sterling
"So Sterling, why do you hate inmates so much?"

Well, thanks for putting words in my mouth, mate. I don't hate them, per se, unless they're torturers, rapists or pedophiles of course. It's safe to say I have no respect for them, though. A criminal is someone who has gone against the very society that grants him the freedom he enjoys. If he betrays society, I believe he revokes the right to those freedoms. It's very, very simple and I'm sorry that people like you don't seem to comprehend such an elementary equation.

"Why you want their serving time be a total nightmare?"

This is such a ridiculous question. It should be self explanatory why I want prison to be unpleasant. Not, as you put it, a "concentration camp" (thanks for evoking Godwin's Law there), but a place that nobody should ever want to go to. If Prison was fun, what kind of deterrent does a criminal have? Again, this is simplicity incarnate and it baffles me that you can't grasp it.

Criminals are, for the most part, selfish individuals who don't think about the harm they cause to others. As such, the only thing they understand is harm towards themselves. An unpleasant prison experience is the only way you can expect them to rehabilitate if that's what you believe prison is for, since the selfish individual understands that they are being negatively affected for what they did.

"Why you believe inmates dont deserve any kind of fun?"

Because they're ... inmates? I don't believe the questions some people are prepared to ask.
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