I liked your old avatar better

i am personally outraged about this bloody, gorey, quality game coming out for the kid-friendly wii. now excuse me while i go watch sin city and read playboy.

I am personally outraged by this sensationalist newspaper and their yellow journalism tactics. It sets the entire news world back into the Salem Witch Trials.

Ban this sick filth.

"Reporting on this does absolutely nothing."

Reporting on 90% of what Destructoid, or any gaming blog covers "does nothing." What are you expecting from your blogs now? Massive, life altering doors-of-perception-kicking enlightenment? I write about videogames. This was about videogames.

Up next, blogging for nuclear disarmament!

Yes, common sense or objectivity has no place in this forum centered completely around video games.

Reporting on a logical and well-thought response to highly publicized nonsense is useless - but responding to that logic with empty criticisms against substance is far more important! Rabblerabblerabblerabble!

Why the fuck is this being written, Jim? And who the fuck are you?

You kidz and your fancy videogamez. A goo coo cah choo HOOO!

Also, if something is happening that a group of people believe is wrong, but no one will hear them, does that mean they should stop speaking against it?

I think not.

"Britain's unfunniest comic book"

I love you, Jim.

This is DISGUSTING! I can't believe that they're coming out with such a game for the Wii! Murder? Violence? Blood? How pathetic! Whoever designed this game should be wiped out.

I can't believe that I stopped playing No More Heroes to read this.

Jim, how could you... look at how many peoples lives have been ruined by your hands!

Dont you ever... EVER... write about video games again... on a video game site, its just messed up.

All this will do is bring more attention to the game in the long run and get more people interested in it. Look what controversy did for GTA III and beyond.

GAWD JIM!!! What are you thinking bringing videogame news to our attention!!! you should be all over this Russia Georgia war,

"I hope she realises that this would have happened to her no matter what. That she would have ended up lying here, on the floor in my apartment, hands nailed to posts, cheese and broken glass pushed up into her cunt, her head cracked and purple...I would have found her...I'm trying to ease one of the hollow plastic tubes from the dismantled habitrail system up into her vagina, forcing the vaginal lips around one end of it, and even with most of it greased with olive oil, it's not fitting in properly. During this the jukebox plays Franki Valli singing "The Worst That Could Happen" and I'm grimly lip-syncing to it, while pushing the Habitrail tube up into this bitch's cunt. I finally have to resort to pouring acid around the outside of the pussy so that the flesh can give way to the greased end of the habitrail and soon enough it slides in, easily. "I hope this hurts you," I say.
The rat hurls itself against the glass cage...(For the last five days I purposefully starved it.) I set the glass cage down next to the girl and maybe because of the scent of the cheese the rat seems to go insane...The rat doesn't need any prodding...The thing moves effortlessly on newfound energy, racing up the tube until half of its body disappears, and then after a minute-its rat body shaking while it feeds-all of it vanishes, except for the tail, and I yank the habitrail tube out of the girl, trapping the rodent. Soon even the tail disappears. The noises the girl is making are, for the most part, incomprehensible...
...I use a chainsaw and in a matter of seconds cut the girl in two with it. The whirring teeth go through skin and muscle and sinew and bone so fast that she stays alive long enough to watch me pull her legs away from her body-her actual thighs, what's left of her mutilated vagina-and hold them up in front of me, spouting blood, like trophies almost...and finally before she dies, I force a knife uselessly up her nose until it slide out of the flesh on her forehead, and then I hack the bone off her chin. She has only hald a mouth left and I fuck it once, then twice, three times in all. Not caring whether she's still breathing or not I gouge her eyes out, finally using my fingers. The rat emerges headfirst-somehow managed to turn itself around inside the cavity-and it's stained with purple blood (I also notice where the cainsaw took off about half of it's tail) and I feed it extra Brie until I feel I have to stomp it to death, which I do. Later the girl's femur and left jawbone lie in the oven, baking, and tufts of pubic hair fill the Steuben crytsal ashtray, and when I light them they burn very quickly."
-American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis, Page 315-317

This book has no age rating anywhere on the cover so I guess it's fine if everyone reads it. Only about £8 in your local bookshop. Described by the Sunday Times as 'Serious, clever and shatteringly effective.'

Are saying we don't have a problem with censorship?

Your last sentence doesn't make sense, Jim; there are people who have to do the cryptic crossword. :O)