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UK Charts: Kurt Cobain shoots his way up the chart photo

Courtney Love might hate Guitar Hero 5, but she has the entirety of the British public against her, as evil publisher Activision's puppetry of dead celebrities has hit the number one slot, beating The Beatles: Rock Band despite the latter's hype and press coverage.

In fact, The Beatles has only hit number four in the charts, demonstrating you need more than just dead singers in order to make it to the top. The new Rock Band game has been beaten out by both Batman: Arkham Asylum and Dirt 2

That's a shame, really. I had hoped The Beatles: Rock Band would topple the Guitar Hero franchise from atop the mountain. I guess Activision's Satanic Gods have not abandoned the company yet. Oh well, hit the jump for the latest nonsense.

  1. Guitar Hero 5
  2. Dirt 2
  3. Batman: Arkham Asylum
  4. The Beatles: Rock Band
  5. Wii Fit
  6. Wii Sports Resort
  7. IL2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey
  8. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
  9. Mario Kart Wii
  10. Ashes Cricket 2009
  11. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10
  12. Fight Night Round 4
  13. Championship Manager 2010
  14. Call of Duty: World at War
  15. Mini Ninjas
  16. Dissidia: Final Fantasy
  17. Wolfenstein
  18. Grand Theft Auto IV
  19. Lego Batman
  20. Brain Training







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Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:44
Drack48
Ouch Jim..that headline..
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:45
Kraid
The thing you did thar , I saw it.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:46
PappaDukes
Hahahaha, you so bad Jim. But I'm suprised at the header image. Why didn't you use Cobain's crime scene photo? Much more appropriate. ;-)
Gene Eric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:46
Gene Eric
Stupid effing Brits. HMX made the better game and you bought the shittier one. Go shoot yourselves.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:47
Chronic Logic
Cricket? Wut?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:48
Super Drybones
O god, we're gonna be on Fox News...
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:50
Super Drybones
Wow what a shotgunned list, I mean you have learning games, sports games, fighting games and music games on the top 20.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:53
Nicojay2
ENG-GER-LAND..ENG-GER-LAND..ENG-GER-LAND

Jimster you naughty boy. Funny though.
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:56
Kylius
Wow, GH5 at the top despite that massive marketing campaign from Harmonix?

That'll give the series a real shotgun in the arm!
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 09:56
Sexualchocolate
Problem is that the mainstream British (and American) consumers don't know that Activision are evil and don't care that their being milked by the franchise.

The mainstream consumers know only "The new Guitar Hero! Gotta have that!" They most likely couldn't tell you who published it.

Is Beatles available on PS3? I say because if it's xbox exclusive they really missed the point of their userbase, the people who give half a shit about the Beatles are mostly in the PS3's demographic rather than the 360's.

And for those of you that want to call me a fanboy...

"They should do a Jonas Brothers, Busted or McFly Rock Band, now that would appeal to the 360 userbase!"

..... couldn't resist.
PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:04
PenKaizen
Sexualchocolate you're a fucking idiot.
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:09
moominsean
probably part of it is because GH is cheaper and simpler. i sure as hell don't want all that rock band gear all over my living room. i can stuff the guitar in a closet.
Gene Eric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:10
Gene Eric
@Sexualchocolate

HAHA, that is so true. Everyone knows the average 360 users are foul mouthed young tween brats. No sophistication to appreciate the music of the Beatles unlike the PS3 owners.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:11
Sexualchocolate
Thanks PenKaizen!
zockroach's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:12
zockroach
That header image is so saucy.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:17
Sexualchocolate
I mean come on, it was recently researched and 360 is officially mostly 12-18 year olds, care about Beatles? I think not.

However PS3's are mostly 18-24 year olds - Care about Beatles? not so much but more so than the kiddies!

Now the problem this site has is that it's users believe that all gamers on their choice of console are the same as them and refuses to understand that the vast majority of gamers do not read or comment on sites like this, that as an adult with a 360, you are in the minority, as a Child with a PS3, again, minority.

Just because most users of your console are kids, doesn't mean that regurgitating that fact is offensively calling you a kid. Get it?

Read, don't scan thrugh and jump to conclusions.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:19
Sexualchocolate
Oh yeah, and the kid on the scooter - I would put money on him having a 360, no doubt, bet he's a Halo fan.

Bam.
Gene Eric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:19
Gene Eric
@Moominseam
There's GH full band set too. Your explanation is wrong. And GH is not cheaper and simpler, its needlessly complicated and does not make you feel like you're playing an instrument like Rock Band does. Goes to show HMX knows their shit about music while Neversoft thinks Expert mode means you need to have 8 fingewrs in each hand to play the note charts
DCDerekUSA's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:20
DCDerekUSA
Sexualchocolate

I don't know a single person under the age of 18 that owns a 360, all my friends and I (23 -32) all own the 360. Now that I think about it, I honestly don't know a single person who owns a PS3.
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:23
Gibbo
Goddamn it. This really touched a nerve. Makes me even more ashamed of my country's consumers.
Gene Eric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:24
Gene Eric
@DCDerekUSA

Stop making up stories. The 360 is filled is the kid who teabags and spout profanities on Halo games than on the PS3. You go to a PS3 online game, everyone is respectful and competitive. ^__^
Deny Everything's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:25
Deny Everything
Dirt 2?!?
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:26
Havoc Fang
Sexualchocolate, I agree that The Beatles RB should be on both (it is), but saying that it should be aimed directly at the PS3? Disagree.

I'm in the 360 owning 12-18 and I fucking love The Beatles (At least, more than any modern crap these days). Age doesn't mean anything when it comes to the Fab Four appreciation.

Also, will there ever be a word filter that turns 'Activision' into 'EVILision', amirite?
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:30
dip
@DCDerekUSA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statistical_significance

But seriously, don't feed the troll.
Gene Eric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:32
Gene Eric
@Havoc Fang
What Sexualchocolate is trying to say and which i agree wholeheartedly is that, 360 owners are simpletons. They can't possibly fathom or be entertained by The Beatles. ^__^
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:41
Kylius
Oh Dear, this isn't what Destructoid is about!
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:44
gatorsax2010
Wow, sure is trolly in here.

Also, hopefully I'm not being OMG RACIST, but I would have assumed that The Beatles would have sold ridiculously well in the UK.
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 10:51
Guyver 0
its like Benny Hill, americans seem to care more bout this "British stuff"
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:04
DinnertimeNinja
And Gene Eric was wondering why I was so harsh on him in another thread...
Br0th3rGr1mm's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:07
Br0th3rGr1mm
@Deny - It's a Rally racing thing, most Americans aren't even aware it exists (much like Cricket).
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:18
Jon B
That headline. Dear god I laughed.
Problem with Rock Band The Beatles is that it's only aimed at a specific market. I'll buy Rock Band since it has a variety of tracks on it, but I won't buy Rock Band The Beatles because I don't like the Beatles. And well, that's all it consists of.

Plus the general public in the UK has no music taste whatsoever anyway.
Gene Eric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:21
Gene Eric
@Jon B

You say that the Brits have no musical taste yet you say you hate the Beatles and like GH for its variety of shitty tracks? LMAO.
Boatz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:31
Boatz
I love how Activision raise the price of one game and everyone now detests Guitar Hero. What happened to the days of EA being the satanic overlord?
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:34
MuddBstrd
I don't see why this is such a shocker. The Beatles: Rock Band is going to appeal to a rather niche audience because its only about one (awesome) band. Guitar Hero 5 has much more variety and a much longer tracklist. People who are not Beatles fans are probably going to be much more hesitant about laying down $50 - $60 for a game about a band that they don't listen to a lot. I think 4th place is pretty damn good for a game that's about only one band.

By the way, while I was never a huge Beatles fan myself, this game has really turned me onto their music. Unless you hate every Beatles song you've ever heard (which is highly unlikely), I suggest giving this game a try.
ZoomyRamen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 12:09
ZoomyRamen
Rock Band has never been as popular as Guitar Hero add to the fact that you have only one band so if you dont like the band then there is no point of course its not going to shoot into number 1. I can see it lingering around the charts much longer than Guitar Hero 5 though. I hope so because it deserves it. Its bloody great.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 13:06
Occams electric toothbrush
I wonder where that shotgun is now. I bet it's in an attic. I hope it goes to a museum. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame should get it. Along with the ham sandwich that killed Mama Cass and the pill bottle that helped kill Keith Moon. I would curate that exhibit. I would curate that exhibit really, really well.
The Phazer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 14:32
The Phazer
I'm afraid this one just comes down to practicalities - The Beatles Rock Band didn't get much in the way of retailer promotion/push because EA fucked up the release of Rock Band and Rock Band 2 in the UK - RB's instruments shelfwarmed because they were ludicrously overpriced and RB2's instruments have never even been released. GH5 has an established pedegree of selling a crap-ton of units, so that's what got the nice displays in stores.

GH5 also got a ton of TV advertising, which TB:RB didn't seem to do...

Phazer
sire masta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 14:51
sire masta
good god certain people (don't need to name people) but god this place is becoming a new for fanboy friday
sire masta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 14:53
sire masta
good god certain people (don't need to name people) but god this place is becoming a source new for fanboy friday

fixed baby!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 15:12
Xzyliac
God dammit! GUITAR HERO 5 IS A GOOD GAME!!!

It's the first one they've gotten right since Harmonix left and you guys shit on it because Acti is involved. Who fucking cares!?
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 16:29
Occams electric toothbrush
@Xzyliac:

Apparently you do.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 16:38
Tarvu
The Beatles: Rock Band wins because it exists. Guitar Hero 5 doesn't have to try hard to beat it's predecessors.

Where are the American charts anyway? They could be exactly the same yet we have to take the hit.
bootz0rs's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 19:15
bootz0rs
Didn't TB:RB come out Wednesday while GH5 came out the 1st.
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