Dude's had all his acne airbrushed out.

Everything you write sounds so much better when I read it in your voice.

And yeah, Harry Potter is boring as all hell.

I would say the games are shitty, and the movies are pretty boring. However the books are quite well written, TYVM, you snide penguin-like muffin-man.

This comment, however, is not.

Just like with THE VIDEO GAME SHOW WHAT I'VE DONE, I'm not sure if you're just being serious or a cheeky little so and so.

"Nothing wrong with the books. I can understand if they're not your cuppa tea, but to say they are poorly written is not right. "

I read an excerpt, and the only thing that made it bearable was the fact that someone replaced the word "wand" with "wang."

Given my name, I find it ironic that I'm the one posting it. Heh.

#111338 +(14099)- [X]
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Its understandable why Jim would hate HP being a brit, its just jealousy, Rowling has tons of money and can do pretty much whatever she wants VS Jim who writes shitty articles and his biggest claim to fame is the horrible meme of blatantly better he keeps trying to push.

"I read an excerpt, and the only thing that made it bearable was the fact that someone replaced the word "wand" with 'wang.'"

Oh, that makes sense. Replacing words for others leaves the message completely untouched and as such is a perfect alternative to measure a book's merits.

You, sir, can be such a child about so many things. It's not that I've never disagreed with you, but this constant childish behavior when faced with serious, non-inflamatory comments from long-time members is simply ridiculous.

Oh,c´mon Jim! Everybody knows that you´re damn right: Harry Potter is for retards(children and adults) that can´t understand Tolkien or any other good fantasy book...so HP books are good because they´re sold out?fuck, Britney spears also made a lot of money with that shit-made-music and it doesn´t give that cunt the right to still breath...sorry, I had a bad day... LOL