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player 2 insert vibrating wiimote into bum cheeks and run around the room without dropping it..
3..2..1.. GO!
3..2..1.. GO!
Idea for the sales pitch on the back of the box:
"Because 'spin the bottle' really just isn't enough for today's 12 year olds anymore"
"Because 'spin the bottle' really just isn't enough for today's 12 year olds anymore"
how did this happen? when i think of all the great games that never happened, it sickens me to know this abomination is being granted life. what were they thinking??
the worst thing about this situation is that the only people that this would likely appeal to are 12 year olds.
the worst thing about this situation is that the only people that this would likely appeal to are 12 year olds.
WTF????!!!
@brainderailment
that bit was actually midly funny
why not make a Kinect game out of this?
@brainderailment
that bit was actually midly funny
why not make a Kinect game out of this?
Wow, LOL, totally a "get laid" game.
It's good to know those development dollars are being used wisely, Ubisoft.
And 12?! WTF?! I'm wondering if whoever made that decision ever thought to themselves "would I let my daughter play this?".
It's good to know those development dollars are being used wisely, Ubisoft.
And 12?! WTF?! I'm wondering if whoever made that decision ever thought to themselves "would I let my daughter play this?".
This almost doesn't seem like a real game... Ubisoft makes a hella lot of shovelware for Nintendo systems but this... this is... I don't know what this is!
What the fuck? Look, I have no problem if developers want to develop games with more sexual themes for mature audiences, but this doesn't even make sense. Why would I spend $50 and then strip? Why couldn't I just strip?
Why are you putting the Wiimote in your pants? Why would you even bite at a Wiimote?! Aside of sanitation, what is the purpose of this game? Ubisoft is just looking for backlash, or are hopelessly oblivious.
Why are you putting the Wiimote in your pants? Why would you even bite at a Wiimote?! Aside of sanitation, what is the purpose of this game? Ubisoft is just looking for backlash, or are hopelessly oblivious.
It's really worth going to YouTube to watch these, because the buttons at the end actually do something, and one of the few alternate endings is actually pretty funny.
@amtalx
Deus Ex is not developed by UBI... Actually it is developed by Edios which is belong to Squire Enix now.
Deus Ex is not developed by UBI... Actually it is developed by Edios which is belong to Squire Enix now.
So...... Europe is more progressive on those issues? It is a PEGI rating after all.
I'm not sure what I can comment on other than a double standard (perhaps that's the wrong term) with lewd content in games as opposed to a game's lewd intent.
And yeah, I guess I can say that this could be more.. damaging to a younger mindset than merely seeing titties. At the least it's much more of a threat/controversy to the Fox news watching contingent than a game where you shoot some [redacted to: opposing force]. I guess. Not really sure what to think other than: don't care.
I'm not sure what I can comment on other than a double standard (perhaps that's the wrong term) with lewd content in games as opposed to a game's lewd intent.
And yeah, I guess I can say that this could be more.. damaging to a younger mindset than merely seeing titties. At the least it's much more of a threat/controversy to the Fox news watching contingent than a game where you shoot some [redacted to: opposing force]. I guess. Not really sure what to think other than: don't care.
Yeah, see, here's the problem. The kind of people who get into this kind of thing, don't really need a game to help them get into it...
That was quite possibly the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Well, at least in the past week or so. After seeing that commercial, I'd feel uncomfortable with any minor playing it at all. The "suitable for 12 and up" rating has got to be a dirty joke.
I know you guys think this game is intended to be a "party game." Or some "date game." No. This game was crafted with one purpose in mind.
Prostitute humiliation.
Mission accomplished.
"He didn't even tie me up. We just played some shitty Wii game for two hours."
Prostitute humiliation.
Mission accomplished.
"He didn't even tie me up. We just played some shitty Wii game for two hours."
The funniest this is that this had to go through evaluations to get that rating.
And that this might actually sell about half a million if it catches on.
And that this might actually sell about half a million if it catches on.
As retarded as this "game" is, at least this has spawned something rather golden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP2baatsuAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP2baatsuAM
a buddy just pointed out to me: they're asking you to jam a wiimote into the back of your pants and then rub your face all over it?
That's just hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing, it's just so ridiculous, plus the classification makes it all the funnier, I can't believe it, what the hell were they thinking? This will really help the industry spread it's wings to the whole family, for everyone's interests.
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