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Ubisoft's PS Vita bullsh*t is truly incredible photo

The PlayStation Vita isn't even officially on widespread sale yet, but Ubisoft has wasted zero time in exploiting it for an easy buck. The publisher has never been afraid to fill a system with ports and retreads, but its behavior on the PlayStation Vita is utterly despicable. 

Dungeon Hunter: Alliance is a launch title for the PlayStation Vita, but PS3 fans may remember the name. That's because it's currently available via the PSN for $12.99. Mac users may have spotted the game on iTunes, where it costs $0.99 right now

On Vita? It costs $39.99

Yes, it's had a few minor alterations, but it's ostensibly a big port. With that in mind, Ubisoft has had the amazing, jaw-dropping gall to sell Dungeon Hunter: Alliance at forty times the price of the original. I'd almost be impressed, if I wasn't so disgusted. There is absolutely no way that Ubisoft can justify a leap in price like that. Even ten bucks is too much, but forty? FORTY!? Wow ... just wow.

I thought you should be warned about what is one of the grossest swindles I've seen in a while. Our review of Dungeon Hunter: Alliance is coming soon.








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Jove81's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:23
Jove81
Disgusting
One Gamers Opinion's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:24
One Gamers Opinion
Give it a few weeks Jim and it'll probably be in the bargin bin anyway.
RoninZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:25
RoninZero
Everyone hit the deck. Ubisoft's strutting its brass balls again with its stupid swagger.
DruDown Syndrome's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:25
DruDown Syndrome
I knew there was a catch for the MJ experience being free the other day....
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:25
T3HM0RR0W
I'll take two.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:25
Epic-Kx
@RoninZero
Balls of Brass, sir. Polished to the ninth degree.
sexbobomb91's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:25
sexbobomb91
They don't give a shit because this game will generate profit after the first 10 copies are sold.
I know that the Asphalt game is a bit more than a straight-up port but it's still a game that was actually given for free at one time on the iTunes store.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:25
Chris Carter
I was thinking about this the other day.

I have both versions (I got the PS3 one for $5 on PSPlus), and I was like "I wonder if it's a full fledged sequel?". Nope. Not really. This could have easily been on the Vita's PSN. I mean, it wasn't even a good game! It's just a fun $5 romp for my wife and I.
Cazamalos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:26
Cazamalos
maybe the game cards are REALLY REALLY expensive to produce like the Vita's memory cards...ha
Allistair Pinsof's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:28
Allistair Pinsof
The same seems to be true of Asphalt, another Gameloft joint.

It's no secret: The early days of a console are prime time for publishers to exploit its audience with rushed ports and marked-up products. What else are people going to buy?
Eternal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:28
Eternal
And people will buy it and Ubisoft will realize that the market will bear such costs and other companies will follow suit.

Just like 15$ dlcs

Just like online passes

Just like on-disk dlc

Just like year installments of sports / shooters

This is nothing new, swindling the customer out of as much cash as possible is the current industry norm.
Spaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:29
Spaz
That sounds like Ubisoft or you.
PwnTang's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:30
PwnTang
Changing the price of a game to match the market, regardless of grossly large differences, is pretty common. Scribblenauts is $5 on iOS and $20 on DS.
PwnTang's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:31
PwnTang
Agree with Chris Carter though, it should've at least been a Vita SEN game.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:32
Sexualchocolate
Unacceptable.

Fuck you Ubishaft.
naveenwf's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:40
naveenwf
cant wait for the review!
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:41
SephirothX
Come on. Like anyone's actually going to buy this anyway.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:42
TurboKill
This is why I appreciate Jim constantly harping on this, sure it might be preaching to the choir, but the only reason this continues to occur is because people as a whole let this happen.

But these days it takes an internet revolution to get the big guys to even care to notice doesn't it?

God I hope I'm wrong on the last part..
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:45
The Silent Protagonist
@Eternal - The point isn't that it isn't new, the point is that its brazen and disgusting and should be pointed out for the sake of ridicule and vitriol.

Ubisoft just should not be allowed to get away with it, so shine that spotlight of humiliation on them, I say.
tenshin78's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:49
tenshin78
Solution:

DONT. BUY. IT.
kidplus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:51
kidplus
Shit like this will kill the brand. They're making Vita look bad.
shaoranwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:53
shaoranwright
First thing first, i'm not buying anything from that company.

Second, FUCK YOU UBISOFT, really... FUCK YOU
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:55
Jim Sterling
"Come on. Like anyone's actually going to buy this anyway."

A lot of people are already playing it online and a game store manager told me last night it's a popular pre-order item.

Unfortunately, gamers tend to *love* getting swindled.
Dhaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:56
Dhaos
I guess they figure if u willing to spend forty times what the psv is worth then you can do the same with the games.
HeSaNa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:56
HeSaNa
@ Epic-Kx

Kudos for the Conkers: BFD quote. Oh how I miss that game.

"Have you ever sat on a piece of Gothic architecture? Gets right up your ass you know."

Love it.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:57
Nitex
Well it is a really cool Diablo clone, and they are super rare games for consoles honestly. 40 is way to much though.
xibalba's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:58
xibalba
ubgivingusyomonies amirite?!!?!?!
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:59
llort het
Doesn't seem quite as bad as Wii's launch where they had around 2-3 crappy racing game ports, but they apparently sold well because they game with a stupid plastic wheel.
Janklogs's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:59
Janklogs
2/10

Calling it
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:59
SephirothX
@Jim Sterling

Are you fucking serious?

/facepalm

I hate gamers sometimes.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 09:59
TurboKill
@tenshin78

Tabarnaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:07
Tabarnaco
did you know that the two highest rated games on the psv right now are both published by ubisoft? they are lumines: electronic symphony and rayman origins. focusing on this one game just makes you all look so utterly childish, as if you were simply looking for excuses to insult this publisher.
Allen Crutch's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:09
Allen Crutch
It's news like this that I cherish and respect. Thank you Jim for flagging the shit with a "DON'T STEP HERE" pennant. Now if we could only get someone to clean it up...
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:11
timtheterrible
On a somewhat related note, GTA III and GTA Chinatown Wars are .99 on iOS devices today.
DanielCampbell's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:11
DanielCampbell
Well, we don't know how much it cost for them to port. It might have been very expensive. On the surface, yes, this is bad. Without knowing the whole story, it's hard to judge...at least for some of us it is.
qlum's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:14
qlum
Profit wise this may be a smart move, do you really expect them to sell more than 40 times as much when they would have launched it for 1$ I don't think so. Ubisoft is like all big companies primarily focused on profit, anything getting in the way of profit if is bad even if it results from common desentcy.
Chewy Dinosaur's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:15
Chewy Dinosaur
Make sure to sign up for the Ubisoft Ubinetwork Origin Source Premium ELITE service to get your free Iphone version of Dungeon Hunters with your purchase.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:17
catsithx
Well never say they won't sell their children for quick buck now.
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:23
DinnertimeNinja
@tabarnaco,

Lumines is just Lumines. It pretty much always gets decent ratings because the core game is always good.

As for Rayman, it's a full-on port with LESS features than the console versions. The original game was good, so the port is, too.

It's not like Ubi really did anything exceptional here. They're PORTPORTPORT strategy just worked out for once because no one played the original.


I think calling a company out when they're 90% bullshit and 10% acceptable is still perfectly fine.
NotoriousBIG420's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:24
NotoriousBIG420
"Gall" is definitely the word of the day Jimbo.
NotoriousBIG420's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:28
NotoriousBIG420
Now only if it was unmitigated...
grun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:36
grun
They are the only company here in Brazil which is trying to change the local market

ANY American release here is about $116 (dollars), in the last 3 months any Ubisoft's releases (PS3/360)costs about $60~90

They haven't announced yet how much will cost PSVita games
phr33kachu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:37
phr33kachu
Jim you are a sensationalistic fuck.
Roughknight's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:41
Roughknight
On the bright side, it doesn't require a memory card! That alone makes it a system seller!

Unless of course they just couldn't be bothered to put the memory card requirements on the box.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:42
mix
That is a price jack and a half, too bad people will not know they are getting ripped off.
AngrySouske's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:42
AngrySouske
If this is a popular pre order then I wonder how many people are actually aware of what Ubisoft are doing. I wasn't aware it was on PSN and it is a real dick move of Ubisoft to do this. A profitable move but still a real dick move nonetheless.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 10:59
Jim Sterling
"Jim you are a sensationalistic fuck"

Oh do explain how that's warranted here. Or are you just wandering randomly into threads to toss out half-baked accusations?

Really interested to see if you can justify this one.
Marc Allen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 11:01
Marc Allen
Tbh i have it on PSN and really dont think its all that great. Pretty goddamn sad lol.
sofik88's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 11:07
sofik88
how is that the news? sony was doing the same thing for years now - on PSP(minis, digital price of psp retail games) and ps3(ps2 collections that are priced higher than original ps2 games that are still sold at retail).
JQM78's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2012 11:10
JQM78
same deal with asphalt: injection, look for my review on it later today at modojo.com
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