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Ubisoft, please make a game about Lady GaGa's 'Just Dance' photo

Ubisoft recently filed a trademark for ‘Just Dance,’ and while we’d probably not be wrong in guessing it’s some Wii Balance Board fitness/dancing game, we’re holding on to hope. Holding on to the hope, of course, that it’s a game about and featuring the unbelievable musical situation that is Lady GaGa.

Why? Because we can’t find our drink, our keys, or our phone. Because despite the fact that we love this record, baby, we can’t see straight anymore. Nor do we remember the name of this club. Our shirt is also inside out, although we don’t know how we did that thing. In hindsight, I suppose we were getting hosed tonight.

In fact, we’re already using our muscle to carve out, work out, and hustle our review of Ubisoft’s Just Dance featuring Lady GaGa. We suspect the game will be half psychotic, sick, hypnotic, and – with little doubt -- symphonic.

Just dance.

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KelvisSu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 17:24
KelvisSu
All your sick lyrics to this article has made me suddenly want to listen to this song.
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 17:25
Banana Kid
Every time I see a headline about this game I misread it as "Let's Dance", which, of course, would be a dancing game featuring David Bowie.

That would be a much better game.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 17:31
Endstiem
Man, I love playing this song in our band.... such a guilty pleasure.
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:06
bluki
lol.... i see what you did there
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:20
Jonathan Ross
This is the best article written in the history of Destructoid.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:26
Ben Perlee
Nick, I'm still pissed nobody recorded you singing Pokerface at E3.

I'M HELLA PISSED.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:26
F Whipple
I wholeheartedly approve of this
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:27
Count Grishnack
Doo da doo.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:29
Electro Lemon
We are now enemies.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:29
Ben Perlee
also, "Musical situation".

LOL.

Wait, Nick, could this be our game? With Kelly Clarkson in as well? We can hold each other and dream.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:35
DaedHead8
Thanks to my girlfriend playing her album whenever we're in the car together, I now love Lady Gaga. The only thing that sucks is when that Boys Boys Boys song gets stuck in my head and I start singing it in public without realizing it.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:39
Puppy Licks
Ubisoft, please make a game about David Bowie's 'Let's Dance'

Hey Nick I fixed your header, it was sticking :)
lunareclpse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:45
lunareclpse
Her name is just 2 letters away from describing how I feel. Just ass 2 'g's...I'll let you figure it out.
lunareclpse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:24
lunareclpse
Heeey, if I could edit a comment I posted I could change 'ass' to 'add' then I wouldn't look like such an ass....*sigh*...and IF my aunt had balls she'd be...never mind.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:25
B-Radicate
I don't care how weird she can be, Lady GaGa is smokin' hot. That is all.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:55
Takeshi
NO!
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:56
AceFlibble
I can think of nothing more hideous than a Lady GaGa game.

I am of course, bluffin' with my muffin.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 00:43
Aaron Mxy Yost
I've gotten back alley blow jobs from homeless transvestites that have more sex appeal than Lady GaGa.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 00:56
Darren Nakamura
When you sang "Poker Face" at KarE3oke, you said that you only knew it because your neighbors played it for eight hours straight. Now I know that this was a fabrication. You are a fan of Lady GaGa, just admit it.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 01:14
Chris Carter
Lady GaGa is one of the worst creations in history.

I can't wait until she dies off. She's no diva.
AKillingJoke's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 01:34
AKillingJoke
Hmm, Justin Lassens Remix of Just Dance is way better than the original. That being said, I dig the album version too. Also, I hope they don;t make a game. I could just imagine a parent saking me to get them the game for their 4 year old daughter, with a look of disgust & horror on my face.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 02:44
Zantetsuken
I bought her album.


Its fucking awesome.
Dr Terror's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 08:19
Dr Terror
I didn't, its fucking terrible. Master songwriter my ass, Quincy Jones yes, Lady Garbage no.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 08:31
Diverse
Thank God I keep my distance from mainstream music.
Nihilius's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:00
Nihilius
She's hot, but her music sucks.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 10:15
Char Aznable
I hate myself for knowing these lyrics.
LikeaRollingStone's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 10:35
LikeaRollingStone
Lady Gaga = The ultimate guilty pleasure. I actually have half of her songs on my iPod. :(
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 14:34
Vanilla Gorilla
Who is Lady Gaga and why is she wearing a wig?
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 14:54
Corak
Sorry to those that think she's hot, I just don't see it. She's a midget with too much makeup, a huge nose, and terrible fashion sense. Pretty much the opposite of some of the things I like in women. Her music won't last, it'll be forgotten like most of that type in a few years. Sorry to go off on a semi-rant but for some reason I can't stand this bitch.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 19:14
Mr Kite
I just wanted to tell all you people that I think she look wierd.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 18:56
fetusmilk
shes not hot, shes a freakin joke. and her lyrics suck. oh yeah she cant dance either.
Husnain Amjad1's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2011 01:22
Husnain Amjad1
It is a very good and informative article indeed. It is great to have such a nice articles.It really helps me to enhance my knowledge. I hope to see more articles in future
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