It would also help if everyone had more than one joke about him tho.
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Twisted Metal sorts out my Halloween costume
Of all the nonsense publishers dump on my doorstep, this latest offering from Sony is up there with my favorites. Just in time for Halloween, I stumbled upon this scary clown mask based on Twisted Metal's purveyor of ice cream and death, Sweet Tooth. Yes, my wearing a hideous clown mask is an improvement, el oh el. For bonus points, feel free to reference the fat clown from Spawn. Twisted Metal is due out next year and I'm quite looking forward to it. It's been far too long since I dove into that ludicrous series of games. Happy St. Spooky's Day, everyone! Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Already regretting not putting in a pre-emptive, "lol the mask was an improvement" comment in the original post. Damn it, Internet. Jim Sterling: pre-empting shit talkers everywhere.
It would also help if everyone had more than one joke about him tho. Jim have you played any of the new Twisted Metal yet? What are your impressions from that if you have played any? Jim, you're doing it wrong. You have to set your head on fire. NOW SET YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD ON FIRE!!! And here I thought you'd be going as the Arkham City version of Penguin, complete with fluffy fur coat, shoved-in-the-skull pop bottle monocle and stogie in hand. Your just a cockney accent away from the Iceberg lounge, Jim! 10:00 PM on 03.19.2013 Here are the results for the Teenage Pokemon t-shirt pollLast week, Holmes asked you to vote for your favorite t-shirt design based on his wonderful Teenage Pokemon show. After over a bajillion votes cast, the winner is clear! *drumroll* Bidoofshock Infinite Box Art (39%) Ditto's ...
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| 6:15 PM on 02.12.2013 David Jaffe debuts the Twisted Metal Birthday Bundle |

It looks like Twisted Metal 1 and Black weren't the only ones joining the fun, as the PSN is getting an all-out four game birthday pack for $39.99. Should you decide to go with the piecemeal approach, the new 2012 Twiste...more
| 11:00 AM on 02.14.2012 Review: Twisted Metal |

Twisted Metal 2 is one of the greatest videogames to ever grace the original PlayStation, and that's an undeniable scientific fact. Though my personal relationship with the series has been a spotty affair, my love for TM2's i...more
| 10:00 AM on 02.12.2012 David Jaffe wants you to shoot his truck |

I love the idea of promoting a new game release with a contest; it's a pretty foolproof concept. I definitely like the idea of being allowed to shoot Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck with a machine gun. Sounds perfect, rig...more
| 12:30 PM on 02.03.2012 Twisted Metal delayed and censored in Europe |

Twisted Metal is suffering a few localization problems, resulting in the car-on-car violence being delayed in Europe. The game is now due out in March for PAL gamers, although a solid release date is yet to be confirmed. ...more
| 3:30 PM on 01.27.2012 David Jaffe invites YOU to a Twisted Metal Tournament! |

Upon the news that a new Twisted Metal game was coming out, many gamers couldn't wait to sink their sweet teeth into it. Well, if you live in or near San Francisco, you will have the opportunity to check out this game next...more
| 9:20 AM on 01.27.2012 Sweet Tooth is gonna take you for a ride on January 31 |

[Editor's Note: Ladies and gents, welcome Chris Carter to the front page and the Destructoid news staff. Regular readers will surely recognize his face and name from our community. As always, that's where our best people come...more
| 8:40 AM on 01.23.2012 Yep, Twisted Metal is getting an online pass |

Despite David Jaffe stating he didn't want one, Twisted Metal is getting itself a lovely, shiny, pretty little online pass. Because inconveniencing all your customers is what gaming is all about. It's absolutely not sup...more
| 4:30 PM on 12.28.2011 First-print copies of Twisted Metal include TM: Black |

Those who purchase a first-edition copy of Twisted Metal will receive a voucher that can be redeemed for a free digital copy of the original Twisted Metal: Black. News of this thoughtful freebie comes by way of co-director Da...more
| 1:30 PM on 12.19.2011 Twisted Metal: A different kind of multiplayer game |

Unless you count the continued popularity of Mario Kart, we’re a long way from the ’90s heyday of car combat games. Modern multiplayer combat primarily concerns games in which people shoot each other, but David Ja...more
| 9:00 AM on 12.08.2011 Jaffe doesn't want online pass in Twisted Metal |

Twisted Metal director David Jaffe would rather not have an online pass in Twisted Metal, declaring that any lost sales due to used games would be acceptable if it generated new fans. He did, however, admit that it's ultimate...more
| 9:00 AM on 10.06.2012 How David Jaffe would fix Resident Evil 6 |
What I love about David Jaffe is that he'll answer questions and damn the consequences. He was asked by one gamer how he'd fix Resident Evil 6, the polarizing action game that's received a famous critical mauling. He shared h...more
| 10:15 AM on 06.14.2012 Jaffe isn't excited for Wii U, thinks consoles are dying |
Every now and then, some industry chap will ring the death-knell for consoles, and the rest of the world will agree or scrabble to defend their favorite systems. Today's contestant is David Jaffe, former face of Eat Sleep Pla...more
| 4:30 PM on 06.08.2012 David Jaffe's new studio is doing a free-to-play shooter |
Following his work on Twisted Metal, David Jaffe has shared details about his next project in an interview with GamesIndustry International: it's a free-to-play, browser-based, third-person shooter. While this is still very m...more


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