Girlfriend: its not another butt plug, is it?
Me: no.....uh its uh the new twisted metal!
Girlfriend: :/ I really wanted that transparent butt plug.
Me: .......fuck.
(I don't have a girlfriend.)
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Twisted Metal gets romantic 2012 release date
After being pushed out of 2011, Twisted Metal has a firm release date: Valentine's Day 2012. (That's February 14 for those who aren't romantically inclined.) Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)The guys penis will turn into maniacal demon ice cream truck? That's hardcore sex, I don't know if I can do that. Me: I have a surprise for you!
Girlfriend: its not another butt plug, is it? Me: no.....uh its uh the new twisted metal! Girlfriend: :/ I really wanted that transparent butt plug. Me: .......fuck. (I don't have a girlfriend.) im so buying this for my mom for her birthday which is valentines days. that way she wont want it and i can play it for her. 12:00 PM on 05.16.2013 David Jaffe attached to new car combat game AutoduelTwisted Metal creator David Jaffe will serve as a creative adviser on Pixelbionic's debut title, a car combat game named Autoduel. The studio, co-founded by Maxx Kaufman (inXile, art director of Return to Castle Wolfenstein) ...
9:30 AM on 02.06.2013 David Jaffe launches glorious verbal attack on CNN anchorLast week, we talked about how CNN anchor Erin Burnett desperately tried to link videogames to violent crime, attempting as she did to lead a psychologist into agreeing with her, and appearing flustered when he didn't. She wa...
9:00 AM on 10.06.2012 How David Jaffe would fix Resident Evil 6What I love about David Jaffe is that he'll answer questions and damn the consequences. He was asked by one gamer how he'd fix Resident Evil 6, the polarizing action game that's received a famous critical mauling. He shared h...
10:15 AM on 06.14.2012 Jaffe isn't excited for Wii U, thinks consoles are dyingEvery now and then, some industry chap will ring the death-knell for consoles, and the rest of the world will agree or scrabble to defend their favorite systems. Today's contestant is David Jaffe, former face of Eat Sleep Pla...
4:30 PM on 06.08.2012 David Jaffe's new studio is doing a free-to-play shooterFollowing his work on Twisted Metal, David Jaffe has shared details about his next project in an interview with GamesIndustry International: it's a free-to-play, browser-based, third-person shooter. While this is still very m...
10:00 AM on 02.12.2012 David Jaffe wants you to shoot his truckI love the idea of promoting a new game release with a contest; it's a pretty foolproof concept. I definitely like the idea of being allowed to shoot Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck with a machine gun. Sounds perfect, rig...
7:54 AM on 02.07.2012 Twisted Metal dev hit with layoffs, David Jaffe leaving[Update: Jaffe has responded to today's news, confirming that layoffs were had, but addressing talk of casual development by saying, "I have zero plans to make games like FARMVILLE and ANGRY BIRDS. I never said what I was doi...
3:30 PM on 01.27.2012 David Jaffe invites YOU to a Twisted Metal Tournament!Upon the news that a new Twisted Metal game was coming out, many gamers couldn't wait to sink their sweet teeth into it. Well, if you live in or near San Francisco, you will have the opportunity to check out this game next...
9:20 AM on 01.27.2012 Sweet Tooth is gonna take you for a ride on January 31[Editor's Note: Ladies and gents, welcome Chris Carter to the front page and the Destructoid news staff. Regular readers will surely recognize his face and name from our community. As always, that's where our best people come...
8:40 AM on 01.23.2012 Yep, Twisted Metal is getting an online passDespite David Jaffe stating he didn't want one, Twisted Metal is getting itself a lovely, shiny, pretty little online pass. Because inconveniencing all your customers is what gaming is all about. It's absolutely not sup...
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