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The Twilight franchise is a giant cash cow. The books, movies and even ... underwear have sold like crazy but one sector the franchise hasn't touched yet is the videogame market. Games analyst Nick Gibson spoke about the possibility of a Twilight game series and believes that a game based on the wimpification of vampires could "easily present a seven-figure exploitation opportunity." Nick goes on to say that the videogame would be a hit with the ladies, especially on the Wii and DS.

CVG points out that there may be a videogame actually in the works as BrainJunk Studios has acquired the license for Twilight based games. Also, there was that Twilight Scene it!, which Papa Burch loves.

Whatever the case, I just used this story as an opportunity to post the header image. Yup.

Twilight video game absence has 'cost millions' [CVG -- Image]








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garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:03
garethxxgod
We already have Harry Potter games. THIS...is going too far.

Though I will call this, a "Heavy Rain" inspired Twilight game would have girls X'ing to Edward all night long.
oryharakestrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:04
oryharakestrel
Please dear God no.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:05
MrSadistic
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Twilight game for the ladies that made you use a vibrating Wii remote in that "special way".

Edward is so dreamy -sigh-
eddienoteddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:08
eddienoteddy
"Have been selling." Please destructoid. Hire a copy-editor. Should be "have sold." It's minor(ish), but every utterance of passive voice just muddies up the fluency in general.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:08
Los255
Twilight MMO

SOMEONE GET ON THAT.
Reien's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:08
Reien
He's right.
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:08
watermanx
I fucking hate twilight. There not vampires, there super humans who drink blood and shine in the sun light.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:08
Corak
I'm torn, on the one hand I don't like the twilight crap but on the other if it can get females playing games then I'll say that's a positive. But god I hate all that twilight crap, someone find that picture of the twilight stars with Wesley Snipes as Blade standing behind them, that's how the movie should have ended. I'd do it myself but I'm on my phone typing this.
DUGDAWG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:09
DUGDAWG
He's going down for "the COUNT," get it?
MichMasteR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:10
MichMasteR
Edaward is a fuckin troll
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:11
Hamza CTZ Aziz
@eddienoteddy: Thanks! I would like to add that I've been up for more than 24 hours ... hell, I would have made that mistake regardless, hah.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:14
Everyday Legend
@ Hamza
Header image of the week, sir. Well played.
Omegadon Skyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:16
Omegadon Skyson
Header image made my day.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:16
Jesus H Christ
I just noticed that Nick Chester tag. Fucking brilliant, although I have no idea what it means.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:17
RenegadePanda
There's Twilight underwear?

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?
Bachonga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:20
Bachonga
I'm gonna go run my twat to some vampires
Bachonga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:20
Bachonga
*rub
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:23
Isay Isay
Follow Kablevision's new business plan and have virtual Jacobs and Edwards listening intently and telling fans things they always wanted to hear
Wavebird64's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:32
Wavebird64
Nice header! The count would totally own that prissy "vampire"
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:33
hpv
Could make MILLIONS cry with their inane plots and amateur writing more like.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:34
Super Drybones
Nick Chester and his Singing Vagina approve of this image.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:34
Ganjookie
@Isay Isay

You just won at the internet this hour! You are exactly the type of innovator this company needs!

Hopefully Nick Gibson will give us more useful tips on what companies are missing out on. He didn't really look into the issue though to see if any game dev teams had the rights to even make a game on Twilight.

He seems about as useful as Michael Patcher though...
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:37
Syn
Lestat vs Edward AND Jacob and I bet you anything Lestat wins.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:38
MaximusPaynicus
Apart from the hilarious Rifftrax commentaries, I can't think of a single redeeming quality to these Twilight flicks. But Mr. Gibson is right -- they'd sell.

My God, how they'd sell.
Mandy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:40
Mandy
No.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:42
TewDee
" #Nick Chester and his Singing Vagina"? What? rofl
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:43
Occams electric toothbrush
Edward could have a sparkle meter.

Shake the Wii like it's Dracula's cock to increase the sparkle meter!
Jet Jaguar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:45
Jet Jaguar
Wasn't there a twilight MM0 announced some tim ago? Or maybe I'm just thinking about the official RELIGION that was created for the series.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:50
flea friend
Seriously, are they just thinking of this? The reason we've had shitty movie tie-in games for decades now isn't because they bomb.
Antwhan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:12
Antwhan
I don't know what's better? the Header Pic (which i'm going to hunt down a wallpaper sized version of) or the #Nick Chester and his Singing Vagaina tag...

o and gotta say...Twilight games always seemed inevitable, but I pray they never see the light of day to sparkle in.

Though the boxart better be holofoil...
SASUGA RIVAL's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:19
SASUGA RIVAL
God I hope this Twilight fascination ends soon.
F1r35t0rM's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:24
F1r35t0rM
"Twilight games could make MILLIONS!"

Yes, make millions of actual gamers loss faith in humanity.
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:24
Schmo0zle
Will not happen.

The only people who care about Twilight = teenage girls.

Teenage girl gamers are a relatively small demographic. Game would sell like 50 copies.
Pudge Controls the Weather's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:26
Pudge Controls the Weather
It wouldn't work as a game, considering not much actually happens.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:36
whormongr
I hate twilight
I really do.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:37
Nicojay2
This does not sparkle with me.
mooseifer69's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:43
mooseifer69
I vision that fight scene with the boss theme of the Minotaur/Pandora's guardian from GoW1. It works :D
StepTangent's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 16:03
StepTangent
The Count totally just fucked up that emo dork's day.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 16:25
Volomon
I seriously don't understand the whole Twilight thing, really. This is the first thing that I've been utterly out of touch with. For instance I understand the appeal of Spongebog, even the sexual activity of scat, some really bizarre shit. However I have no understanding what so ever of Twilight.
OWENR22's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 16:28
OWENR22
A game based on Twilight, made by BrainJunk Studios. A game developers name has never been more appropriate.
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 16:44
Oishidesu
Twilight? Gosh darn it! How many games based on movies/books have been made? 5 bajillion? Gazillion? F***!
Invader's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 17:00
Invader
as long as no one forces me to play it, i'm ok with shovelwate existing

ps: there's a scene it twilight for the wii
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 17:42
Airbr1dge
KEEP AWAY FROM MY WII.
PKAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 18:03
PKAwesome
Go Count!
Drakengard's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 19:00
Drakengard
@ Corak

I congratulate you on trying to put a positive spin on this, but no... Just no. People have made the same comments for reading. "It's better than people reading nothing, right?" But it's not.

If all you're feeding yourself is 'junk food', how the hell does that lead a person to eat something better? Twilight games will just suck, not just literally sucking as in bad, but suck more money from the wallets of teenage girls who are just fixated on some concept of love that just isn't real and isn't healthy.

Bad enough that the gaming industry is propped up by the male fascination with violence - of which I confess I am guilty of as well. No need to make it worse right now.
Kingbubbaho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 19:00
Kingbubbaho
This would make a great game. You could play as Edward, where you can watch underaged girls sleep in a Sam Fisher-esque manner(you know, to make sure they're safe) then later rip open their uterus with your teeth in a cool QTE segment. Unless you want to play as the paedophilic werewolf who falls in love with newborn babies and wants to sex them forever, that'd make for some great gaming action as long as it stayed true to the spirit of the...not novels, wet dreams, yeah.
Japan is probably way ahead of you in all of these regards twilight. Get the makers of Rapelay on this straight away!
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 20:07
Artemus
A ha ha! That picture! Love it! =)
NuDimon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 20:15
NuDimon
They should make a datingsim for the DS tbh. XD
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 21:36
Skribble
People who like Twilight don't read much, if at all.

Period.
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 22:11
EdgyDude
"Nick goes on to say that the videogame would be a hit with the ladies, especially on the Wii and DS"

UGH... just when i thought i had seen the worst of shovelware, i read THAT

@Everyday Legend: i concur

@Hamza: but why are you staying awake for 24 hours?
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