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TvC:UAS character count and sleazy quote get ESRB-nounced photo

Man, the ESRB should start charging for their PR services. Their "warnings" have done a lot to get me excited for videogames over the past few days.

This time though, the news isn't all good. According to this ESRB description, Tatsunoko Vs Capcom: Ultimate All Stars will definitely cap at 26 characters. Count the playable cast of the original game (22), minus the fat genie (21) plus the previously revealed Frank West and Tekkaman Blade (23) and the strongly rumored Mega Man Zero, Yatterman #2, and Gatchaman's Joe (26); and you have the game's full cast. No secret playable Phoenix Wright or Zack and Wiki for you.

Speaking of Frank West, the ESRB warns us of a specific bit of dialog that is probably from him, and is definitely awesome. I mean, who else in TvC:UAS would say something like "Jun, give me the camera back! I told you I deleted the pictures of your underwear"? The context of this dialog is also unclear. My guess is it's either a character-to-character specific win quote, something from Frank's ending, or (gasp!) maybe even something from his yet-to-be-announced mini-game.

An up-skirt photo taking game starring Frank West could end up being the stupidest, greatest thing ever.

Also, "deep cleavage". 


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Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 16:27
Ganjookie
I love the ESRB and their DEEP CLEAVAGE
Palidi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 16:31
Palidi
This actually makes me think of something I hadn't before.

I really can't wait to hear and be able to understand everyone's win quotes.
MkShiranui's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 16:34
MkShiranui
Grr, no Oki? How can this contain only half the characters as Super Smash Bros? What a rip-off.
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 16:34
DarkMagic56
The Article Image just made me burst into laughter.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 16:39
Super Drybones
Anyone else hoping he says the same thing to Zero.



(before I get 9001 responses, YES I KNOW HE IS A GUY)
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 16:45
MasterBalls
Sakurai worked on this game secretly...
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 17:01
Dan CiTi
Goddammit Capcom just reveal the whole roster already and get onto something more exciting like SSFIV.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 17:01
The-Excel
"Deep Cleavage"

Now on Steam.
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 17:24
nekobun
"I've covered wars!" is the new "Berserker barrage!"
The Trout's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 17:28
The Trout
NICE. My team was gonna be Jun and Frank before this (she's my fav character in the Japanese version), but this just sealed the deal.
artha14's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 17:55
artha14
The fuck is deep clevage?
RenagadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 19:52
RenagadePanda
Deep cleavage...as opposed to shallow cleavage? Deep cleavage almost sounds like some kind of obscure porno on a submarine. In fact...I'm going to Google that right now.
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2009 22:00
GEMPadre036
This game is gonna be so good. I can't wait!
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 03:03
Emrah
staring -> starring

But I guess it is forgivable as the point is upskirt, so "staring" could be easily blooped.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 09:51
hjd uk
@artha14

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