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Turok Achievements unveiled: they're promoting team-killing now?

7:24 AM on 11.20.2007, Nex 28 comments

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After the jump you'll find the just-released list of Achievements for the Xbox 360 version of the upcoming blood, guts n' dinos FPS Turok. Normally this wouldn't even blip on our radar of actual, useful news but something about this list sticks out like a bloody limb that once belonged to your best friend. Have a look:

Grab Bag
10

Kill at least 1 creature, 1 enemy, 1 teammate, and yourself in the same

round of a public match

We ask that those of you literate enough to read the above text help those who aren't as educated, but for those of you who are both stupid and lonely, I'll put this as simply as possible: Turok rewards players for murdering their own team members!

This is the point at which I realize even with bold-face font, illiterate readers of this site still probably couldn't read that text, nor could they read these words I'm typing currently ... or any of this site for that matter. If you're illiterate, what the hell are you doing on the Internet? We don't even have any pictures of cooters or adorable kittens on this page.

Idiot.

   
Triple Kill
20
Kill 3 opponents within 4 seconds of each other in a ranked match
Thorn in Side
20
Kill the Flag carrier 5 times in a ranked match
Co-Op 1
30
Finish Co-op Map 1
Co-Op 2
30
Finish Co-op Map 2
Co-Op 3
30
Finish Co-op Map 3
Hometown Hero
25
Return 5 Flags to your base in one public game
Arch-Nemesis
15
Kill the same player 5 times in a row without killing anyone else in between during a public match
Crack Shot
15
Kill 5 opponents in a public game with headshots
Accuracy Award
20
Achieve an accuracy of 75% or greater with at least 20 shots fired in one ranked match
Great Round
15
Finish a public DM match with a Battle Rating of greater than 100
Grab Bag
10
Kill at least 1 creature, 1 enemy, 1 teammate, and yourself in the same round of a public match
Unbreakable
30
Play through a ranked match without dying
Pacifist
15
Play a public match with no shots fired or kills awarded, capturing the flag at least twice
Dino Hunter
15
Kill 20 Dinos in one public game
Exterminator
15
Kill 20 Bugs in one public game
Resurrection
15
Finish a player match free-for-all game with at least 10 deaths and 10 kills
Gamesman
15
Play a full round of each gametype in public or private matches
Retribution
15
Knife kill your Rival in a public match
Primitive Weapons
15
Play a public match using only the bow or knife, earning at least 10 kills
All-Purpose Warrior
30
Win 10 public games of each team game option (Small Team, Large Team, Co-Op)
Medal of Citation
25
Achieve 100 player kills in ranked matches
Medal of Commendation
50
Achieve 500 player kills in ranked matches
Boomstick
10
Destroy a dilo with the stickygun during a public match
Arsenal
20
Kill at least one enemy with every weapon in the game during public play
Massive Battle
10
Participate in a public 6 on 6 team game
Buddy Blowout
20
Play a full 8 on 8 private team game
Multiplayer First-Class
35
Finish a ranked match with 100% accuracy and at least 5 kills
Multiplayer Master-Class
40
Finish a ranked match with all headshots and at least 5 kills
Practically Canadian
20
How aboot defending your flag, eh? And that's in ranked matches, sorry.
Big Game Ribbon
20
Whoa momma!
Angler Ribbon
20
Fishing anyone?
Sell Your Shotguns
35
Complete "Mother Superior" without using the ORO Shotgun
Dino Dominance
25
Knife kill 50 creatures in the Story Mode campaign
Turok Service Ribbon
40
Complete the Story Mode campaign and unlock Inhuman difficulty
Turok Campaign Ribbon
60
Complete the Story Mode campaign on Inhuman
Sniper!
40
Head shot 10 enemies in a row during the Story Mode campaign
Impaler Ribbon
10
Pin an enemy to the wall with an arrow in the Story Mode campaign
Turok Defense Force
25
Successfully fight off 20 Raptor mauls during the Story Mode campaign
It's A Trap!
15
Get dinos to kill 5 soldiers by sticking them with the flare in the Story Mode campaign
Loud Love
15
Kill 3 soldiers with one ORO Copperhead Rocket Launcher shot in the Story Mode campaign
5, 4, 3, 2, 1... BOOM!
15
Kill 3 Soldiers with one Frag Grenade in the Story Mode campaign
Pincushion
25
Pin 50 enemies with the Bow in the Story Mode campaign
Man or Animal
30
Record 100 stealth kills of soldiers with the ORO P23 Combat Knife

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specter620's Avatar
specter620 at 11/20/2007 07:30
@Batthink

That's letting the terrorists win.
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar
Weighted Companion Cube at 11/20/2007 07:38
Wow, some of these actually sound really interesting....

Are we finally getting a Turok game that isn't teh suck?
pwned88's Avatar
pwned88 at 11/20/2007 08:08
Hahah, I'm with ajax, know i finally have a ligitimate excuse to melee that annoying 12 year old thing that keeps screaming randomly over the team chat.
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 11/20/2007 08:11
reminds me of a game of halo I played last night.
pwned88's Avatar
pwned88 at 11/20/2007 08:21

here u go electrah lemon
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 11/20/2007 08:26
Cooters. I prefer vagoo.

I heard this game sucked, but I loved Turok.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 11/20/2007 08:46
I laughed at that post pic. I'm not sure why, but I did.
Yooree's Avatar
Yooree at 11/20/2007 09:06
Shiny dinosaur is shiny.
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 11/20/2007 09:08
Cooter?
Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 11/20/2007 09:14
lol @ picture. winner :D
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CarlostheJackal at 11/20/2007 09:18
I am with Wardrox on this one...I am pretty sure I would have earned this achievement last night in COD4 with that god damn "Martyrdom" perk.
pwned88's Avatar
pwned88 at 11/20/2007 09:19
I'm forever making a liar out of new, just cuz he's fun to pick on =D
pwned88's Avatar
pwned88 at 11/20/2007 09:20
*nex, cannot spell FTL
pwned88's Avatar
pwned88 at 11/20/2007 09:22
And for the record, when i posted my "liar" comment, the random name tag was "Is inflating nex's ego" <cues twilight zone music>
Fleet3000's Avatar
Fleet3000 at 11/20/2007 10:04
great, now in every match, there's always someone that's going to be going after this achievement, trying to blow everybody up while they're attacking, but in the process, he runs into the fray and tries to kill himself. pitiful.
gamermasterman's Avatar
gamermasterman at 11/20/2007 10:10
that is going to be really annoying, i have no idea why they would wanna promote the most annoying thing about online gaming >.<

Player 1:DUDE WTF?!?!? WHYD YOU TK ME?!?!?
Player 2:Sorry dude, i wanted the achievement...

this will be one achievements ill be more than happy not to get. unless of course i find somone trying to kill me to get the achievement, ill use him to get it :P
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 11/20/2007 10:12
@ CarlosJackal

I know, I HATE Martyrdom
WDot's Avatar
WDot at 11/20/2007 10:23
For the good of Internet gaming, if you see someone doing this online, sodomize his ass with whatever gun you happen to have until he leaves. Preferably before he can get the achievement.
braulio09's Avatar
braulio09 at 11/20/2007 12:33
selling out a teammate for 10 G? IM SOLD
nicojay's Avatar
nicojay at 11/20/2007 13:01
Achievement pfft.
Killing a team mate is its own reward.
PetiePal's Avatar
PetiePal at 11/20/2007 19:20
They must figure there are THAT many asses out there we might as well use positive reinforcement now :P
pwned88's Avatar
pwned88 at 11/20/2007 21:31
PetiePal, if its only you that stands between me and the final 10g of 1000, i'd kill ya, nothin' personal.
ill_ninja's Avatar
ill_ninja at 11/21/2007 00:07
all purpose warrior, big game ribbon, and arsenal are gonna take all my time
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 12/14/2007 00:40
ACHIEVEMENTS!
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