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Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure

3:58 PM on 05.07.2007, Niero 26 comments

Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
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I'm not sure what is worse. The fact that Eidos allowed Jaime Lee Curtis to model as Lara, or the fact that some creepy bastard in the UK actually sat there and photographed her crotch in every angle possible. Then again, I'm reposting all of them and subjecting the whole lot of you to this debauchery, so I'm just as guilty. At this point it's like The Ring -- I'm probably going to die soon, so I'm taking all of you down with me. Cmdr Zorg notes on the origin of the toy porn:

A man who works at a game shop got the toys, opened one, took some photos and sent them in. His initial email pointed out that he thought the toy looked like Emily Booth, which was the 'angle' he suggested we use.

This is so wrong on so many levels. Resuscitate yourself by looking at these beauties instead.  Lara needs to call her agent asap. 

[Via UK Resistance


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Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 05/07/2007 15:59
I buy that for a dollar.
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 05/07/2007 16:01
The facial features remind me of Annie Lennox from Eurythmics.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 05/07/2007 16:02
Watch out for Fana7ic.
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 05/07/2007 16:03
More like a Honey Smack joepekula, to keep with the scale
BritiniMartini's Avatar
BritiniMartini at 05/07/2007 16:07
*boner*
joepekula's Avatar
joepekula at 05/07/2007 16:09
@Rockvillian:

haha that's great
ZeroTolo's Avatar
ZeroTolo at 05/07/2007 16:23
Where's the pantiless whore of a Lara doll I was promised in Grandma's Boy? I DEMAND SATISFACTION NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZObgajyAU


Dan's Avatar
Dan at 05/07/2007 16:37
that is not cool. not cool at all!
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 05/07/2007 16:42
OH GOD
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 05/07/2007 17:01
HER FACE! OMG HAHAHA!

It kind of looks like Michael Jackson?
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/07/2007 17:09
I enjoy setting things on fire. This would be one of those things.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 05/07/2007 17:12
I wish it was possible to express, via text, the face that I'm making right now.
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/07/2007 17:20
domataos's Avatar
domataos at 05/07/2007 19:15
TRAP TRAP TRAP
wario67's Avatar
wario67 at 05/07/2007 20:16
ZOMG Burn it with fire

Zero_Tolo,
LOL
jeffstart's Avatar
jeffstart at 05/07/2007 20:52
WOW. Low blow with the Jamie Lee Curtis comment.


GET IT?
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 05/07/2007 21:36
His knees are too low
or her knees, whatever
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/07/2007 23:59
The next Pussycat Doll found?
fearian's Avatar
fearian at 05/08/2007 09:14
@ Domataos;
lmao.
Virtualgirl's Avatar
Virtualgirl at 05/14/2007 20:59
I have this thing...I admit, its kinda creepy, but i have an obsessive need to own all things Lara Croft...
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