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Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo

I'm not sure what is worse. The fact that Eidos allowed Jaime Lee Curtis to model as Lara, or the fact that some creepy bastard in the UK actually sat there and photographed her crotch in every angle possible. Then again, I'm reposting all of them and subjecting the whole lot of you to this debauchery, so I'm just as guilty. At this point it's like The Ring -- I'm probably going to die soon, so I'm taking all of you down with me. Cmdr Zorg notes on the origin of the toy porn:

A man who works at a game shop got the toys, opened one, took some photos and sent them in. His initial email pointed out that he thought the toy looked like Emily Booth, which was the 'angle' he suggested we use.

This is so wrong on so many levels. Resuscitate yourself by looking at these beauties instead.  Lara needs to call her agent asap. 

[Via UK Resistance


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joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 15:55
joepekula
Does that thing have a camel toe??
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 15:58
velcroman
>:3
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 15:59
Mabec
I buy that for a dollar.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:01
Gameboi
The facial features remind me of Annie Lennox from Eurythmics.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:02
Topher Cantler
Watch out for Fana7ic.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:03
Rockvillian
More like a Honey Smack joepekula, to keep with the scale
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:07
BritiniMartini
*boner*
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:09
joepekula
@Rockvillian:

haha that's great
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:23
ZeroTolo
Where's the pantiless whore of a Lara doll I was promised in Grandma's Boy? I DEMAND SATISFACTION NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZObgajyAU


Dan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:37
Dan
that is not cool. not cool at all!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:42
atheistium
OH GOD
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 17:01
AngelsDontBurn
HER FACE! OMG HAHAHA!

It kind of looks like Michael Jackson?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 17:09
BahamutZero
I enjoy setting things on fire. This would be one of those things.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 17:12
Sharpless
I wish it was possible to express, via text, the face that I'm making right now.
domataos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 19:15
domataos
TRAP TRAP TRAP
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 20:16
wario67
ZOMG Burn it with fire

Zero_Tolo,
LOL
jeffstart's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 20:52
jeffstart
WOW. Low blow with the Jamie Lee Curtis comment.


GET IT?
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 21:36
Pepillou2
His knees are too low
or her knees, whatever
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 23:59
Mxyzptlk
The next Pussycat Doll found?
fearian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 09:14
fearian
@ Domataos;
lmao.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2007 20:59
Virtualgirl
I have this thing...I admit, its kinda creepy, but i have an obsessive need to own all things Lara Croft...
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