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Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure


3:58 PM on 05.07.2007
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo



I'm not sure what is worse. The fact that Eidos allowed Jaime Lee Curtis to model as Lara, or the fact that some creepy bastard in the UK actually sat there and photographed her crotch in every angle possible. Then again, I'm reposting all of them and subjecting the whole lot of you to this debauchery, so I'm just as guilty. At this point it's like The Ring -- I'm probably going to die soon, so I'm taking all of you down with me. Cmdr Zorg notes on the origin of the toy porn:

A man who works at a game shop got the toys, opened one, took some photos and sent them in. His initial email pointed out that he thought the toy looked like Emily Booth, which was the 'angle' he suggested we use.

This is so wrong on so many levels. Resuscitate yourself by looking at these beauties instead.  Lara needs to call her agent asap. 

[Via UK Resistance

Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo
Tranny Lara Croft: the action figure photo





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