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Oh man, I don't care that this is another cynical piece of advertising like Yaris was, the whole concept of Doritos: Dash of Destruction is so ludicrous, I can't hate it. All I can do is laugh, and the above "making of" video, so utterly cringe-worthy in presentation, just acts as the punchline.

As Major Nelson says, "Sit back, grab a bag of Doritos, and get yourself some Gamerscore!" I can hardly type this for laughing so hard.

I have been playing it this morning and the comedy just doesn't end. It couldn't be more blatant about its existence as a commercial and Achievement Whore Paradise. I kid you not, this is a piece of text from the game: "It looks like this T-Rex is still hungry for Doritos with a side order of Gamerscore!"

You can bet a Destructoid review is in the works. I can't pass this up.

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J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:25
J03yyz
well it worked, im going to pick up a bag of doritos and play this tonight for some gamerscore
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:25
eternalplayer2345
1900 gp in 5 minutes, it seriously is so hilariously bad
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:28
MrSadistic
I hope XBL users get some sort of compensation of Cool Ranch Doritos for putting up with a crap game like that.
Facemeat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:30
Facemeat
Gameplay-wise, I didn't think it was terrible, but I beat the entire game in like a half-hour. Ah well, it was 190 free achievement points. But seriously, considering how long it's been since the original contest ended, you'd think they could've made it a tad meatier.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:31
Xhumation
Jim Sterling striker again! I laughed when I read the freakin' headline.

Also..hey..free game.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:36
Red TheHaze Veron
Major Nelson looked silly.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:42
ZServ
Woooow.
AlmightyTooth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:43
AlmightyTooth
This is going to be the BEST DORITOS GAME I ever played.
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:46
Tron
got all 200 points in like 45 minutes.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 11:52
sickNasty
This is ridiculous and goofy, but you gotta admit Doritos succeeded.

They got a lot of exposure and had blogs like this one talking about it. All for a fraction of the cost of shooting a straight up traditional commercial.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 12:04
PappaDukes
Running to walmart to buy a 360 right NAO!
BoBoTheChimp757's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 12:09
BoBoTheChimp757
Yes please!

I will substitute the Doritos for a bottle of Wild Irish Rose though ;)
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 12:15
Maurice Tan
Protip: multiplayer is local only. Just set it to 1 delivery and play as the truck or something :P
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 12:22
Mr Wrighty 987
"Sit back, grab a bag of Doritos, and get yourself some Gamerscore!" or not
eboku's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 12:27
eboku
That had such a 90's feel to it.

and awesome.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 12:54
ran24
Do you have to pay for this? If it's free and all, this would actually be cool. If you have to pay for an advertisement game though, WTF.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 13:04
J03yyz
@ran24

free game is free
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 13:35
big filth
a free game that is optional is bad why??

sweet!!
Woocifer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 13:36
Woocifer
T-Rex's with frickin laser beams on their frickin foreheads!!!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 14:21
Sharpless
So, is this the new Yaris?
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 14:45
F Whipple
ummm...wut?

Now I'm hungry
TKurata's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 15:16
TKurata
Is this exclusive to XBOX? How the FUCK did M$ pull this out of their ass? Checkmate, PS3.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 15:24
Topher Cantler
*rubs hands together*
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 15:40
Cartman
Its almost poetic how far the gaming industry has come.
z0rk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 15:58
z0rk
well - it already looks a lot better than Yaris.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 16:14
Bob Muir
People already have all 200 points? It took far too long for me to get that in Yaris.
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 16:14
Jawmuncher
To all the nay-sayers, this game is actually pretty fun.
Besides having an easy 200/200 (It's the avatar of arcade games). The gameplay is simple and fast. It's honestly a great party game.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 16:44
Jim Sterling
You simply get 200 points for playing the game, Necros. And you can go through it in less than fifteen minutes.

And seriously, it's actually not terrible. Ninja Bee do solid, if not mindblowing, work.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 18:37
AlienGuy18
While easy, it looks great.
the_real_one's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2008 18:52
the_real_one
whoof, talk about giving opportunities, ps3 got Everyday Shooter and xbox got Doritos game.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 17:31
Darren Nakamura
That video was painful. As for the game, I will stay away from it, just to prove that I'm not in it for the points.
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