Goro is...well, he's a lot like me. He's a gamer, slacker, and internet addict, though my head quite isn't as long as his. You'll see in this new trailer for upcoming Vita game Touch My Katamari that during one of his struggles to break away from gaming and the internet, Goro finds inspiration to clean his life up. His inspiration? A washed out, fat, wrecked King of Cosmos, shown in a television news report. It's sad to see the King this way.
Pretty funny stuff.
There's also some new screenshots for this game in our gallery. Among them you'll find the King himself, but with ice cream hair and laser eyes. Man, what happened with this guy?
Touch My Katamari is a launch game for the PlayStation Vita, so we'll see it on February 22, 2012.
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools.
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8:30 PM on 12.20.2011 | 
Man...the Vita is making me so excited...so many cool games and features...and....arggh....man.
I will come up with some now and act like I just made it up on the spot when my friends see that game at Wal-Mart ...
LOVE THAT
LIFE-CHANGING TIME !!!!! WOOOT !!!!!!!!!!
Trainwreck terrible deity fathers are too appealing to me.