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Torchlight is $4.99 on Steam and you WILL buy it photo

Runic Games' awesome RPG Torchlight is on sale for $4.99 today and if you don't buy it you are officially the world's biggest, stupidest, most rubbish moron. Originally $20.00, the game was smashed down to $9.99 as part of Steam's ludicrous holiday sale. Now it's been slashed in half again. This is crucial

For those not in the know, Torchlight is an excellent Diablo-style RPG that should keep any dungeon-crawling, loot-starved adventurer occupied for many hours. At twenty bucks, the game was worth buying. Now it's five bucks, you literally have no excuse unless RPGs give you cancer. Even then, I'd say the chemo is worth it.

Seriously, if you even so much as vaguely like RPGs and don't purchase Torchlight today, you are a disgusting prick. Unless you already own it, of course. Which you should.








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Generic Purple Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:33
Generic Purple Turtle
I saw this before you posted it, and I'm gonna buy it.
froman46992's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:34
froman46992
no i will not jim sterling because i bet in 2 weeks it will be on sale for $2.99 and you will owe me $2
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:34
ran24
lol, i played the demo back on wednesday and was like "ehhhhh, $10 for a diablo clone i probably won't have time to play...nah." but $5 is just too cheap to pass up now haha.
Rbj's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:36
Rbj
I just went and spent more in dominos pizza.... 'Bought!'
H4RDC0RP5's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:37
H4RDC0RP5
Fuck's sake, Steam. I was already frustrated when I bought it full price one day before you dropped it...and now you gotta hurt me again? Oy.

Oh well...at least my money went to a good company, I suppose I shouldn't be too frustrated.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:39
Jim Sterling
"Oh well...at least my money went to a good company, I suppose I shouldn't be too frustrated."

This is the correct attitude. The game is easily worth twenty bucks. This deal is just ... well ... the work of freaks.
Proper Badman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:40
Proper Badman
I HAVE BOUGHT IT NOW ARE YOU PROUD OF ME DADDY STERLING?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:41
DaedHead8
I still wish I hadn't paid $10 for this less than a week ago. If it was a few months later I wouldn't care, but give it's proximity to the first sale, I feel a bit ripped off. Oh well, it's only $5.
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:43
Klarden
bought it for 10$ and, although i'm pretty much broke right now, feel that it's worth it, so no regrets:)
Mr. Leo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:43
Mr. Leo
I did not enjoyed the Demo much some weeks ago, but its so cheap considering the "real" price that, I might buy it.
Mueti's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:45
Mueti
Way ahead of ya.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:50
TheDirtyHobo
What if I genuinely don't like Diablo's gameplay style and Warcraft's art style? Am I still a disgusting prick?
Zeik56's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:51
Zeik56
I was never a big fan of Diablo, but for $5 it's still pretty tempting. Even if it only kept my interest for a few days that's still a pretty good deal.
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:57
The Silent Protagonist
@TheDirtyHobo

Yes.

I would actually get this if my PC were worthy to game on. Sadly, its not. But when I get my new PC soon, in due time, Torchlight will be on it.

Better to spend $4.99 to $9.99 on a game that's actually finished by people really from Blizzard rather than buy one from the people at Blizzard now or folks like Bioware or Bethesda, who aren't terribly keen on releasing complete games.
daysocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:59
daysocks
Haha bought it on day 1. However anyone who doesn't own it needs to buy it like right now.
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:00
JavTheGreat
No multiplay is a deal breaker for me.
TheFreshestMove's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:02
TheFreshestMove
WHY do I have an integrated graphics card?!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:02
Kraid
If you don't buy it today you're an idiot!
Sven Wohl's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:06
Sven Wohl
Got it right now!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:09
Dead Movie Star
I bought it because I want to be cool.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:10
UglyDuck
I bought it because of this post and I don't know why. I don't even know what it is or why it's worth it. Goddamn it.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:11
Monodi
Being in Mexico with my family for holidays cancels my Bank of America purchases. I would buy it right now, but I just can't.

My only alternative is someone purchases it as a gift to me.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:13
TheDirtyHobo
@The Silent Protagonist

Oh wow, if Bethesda and Bioware release seemingly incomplete games compared to Torchlight, than this should be the absolute undisputed pinnacle of WRPG gaming which we should all bow down to and worship.

Or maybe you actually think those two companies release incomplete games because you're a fucking idiot.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:15
Rammstein
I didn't much care for Diablo when Diablo was Diablo, so I will pass. And now, WoW doesn't count. It's nothing like Diablo or I wouldn't be playing it! Please don't hate me, Jim. D; I bought Indigo Prophecy!
Suigyoken's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:19
Suigyoken
I bought this when it was a weekend deal... damn. Oh well, at least people have almost no excuse to spend less then the price of a movie ticket to get more than dozens of hours of entertainment that's scalable on almost any computer.
Quoth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:20
Quoth
Just bought it together with the Alien/Zombie Shooter pack.

Darn it, Steam!
Fanatism's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:23
Fanatism
I really don't like the art for this game, but I want jim to put it inside of me so I bought it anyway.
Happy Chainsaw Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:27
Happy Chainsaw Man
I preordered it when it was $18. Fantastic game.

On a sidenote, Trine is like eight bucks, and that's another fantastic game that deserves your money.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:28
Aurain
Knew fuck all about this game before the sale on Steam, got the demo. Quite fun, so thought fuck it.

£3.79 well spent.
Leo Loikkanen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:28
Leo Loikkanen
I stole it Mr.Sterling, and do you know why? It is because the mac version is taking to long to be completed, and mac people always get shafted. Of course, being a person with high moral standards, i will buy it once it's been properly released for the mac, but at the mean time, i'll play the Ciderized version of it, even if there are some minor bugs with it still.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:39
DeusPayne
Damn double sale. Ruining my $5.
HerosPlayDumb's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:40
HerosPlayDumb
To the few people complaining their computers won't run this due to graphics cards. This game can be run on a netbook so I bet it cna be run just fine on your computer. Still n ot sure, download the demo, try it, and if it runs fine, buy it.
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:45
Stahlbrand
Thanks for the tip. I damn near bought this game two weeks ago at $20.00, but didn't quite do it.

Five bucks? Yeah, I fucking think so.
CountChocuIitis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:45
CountChocuIitis
There is a Netbook mode so almost anything can run this with playable frame rates. I am using 2 year old school laptop and get 30fps and it still looks good.
CountChocuIitis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:47
CountChocuIitis
also has steam cloud support which means you can play during break on crappy computer until you get back to your good computer and it will save your place.
laggerific's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 15:57
laggerific
Ha! You can't get me this time Jim, like you did with your Indigo Prophecy demands...I already own Torchlight for 4.99.
SASUGA RIVAL's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:08
SASUGA RIVAL
Already bought it for 9.99
Aaron126's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:11
Aaron126
LOL, without a credit card available for days. Yeah, i'll wait for the next big Steam sale to get Torchlight...
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:13
DarkTravesty
the game so nice i bought it twice.... when it was $20 a copy for myself and gift'd to my brother's account.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:18
robotbebop
" stole it Mr.Sterling, and do you know why? It is because the mac version is taking to long to be completed, and mac people always get shafted. Of course, being a person with high moral standards, i will buy it once it's been properly released for the mac, but at the mean time, i'll play the Ciderized version of it, even if there are some minor bugs with it still.

God this irritates me. You still pirated it! there is no real apology for that, buying the game afterwards doesn't make it all better. The makers of torchlight won't say "oh, well you did buy it later, so I guess it's OK."

I honestly don't care if you pirated it, but don't try to make it out to be some kind of civil disobedience or excuse yourself because mac people get "shafted."

If you're going to do something at least have the balls to own up to what you're doing. If you feel that mac people are getting shafted and don't want to compromise your own - admittedly fake - morality, buy a PC, don't buy the game, or write a letter to the company telling them they're not getting your money. But, you sort of already did the latter anyway, didn't you?

Oh, and the best part, the real stinger, the real reason that the whole "we get shafted" Argument is complete bullshit is this: Unless you were using some FTP server or other straight download protocol, you were using P2P, probably BitTorrent. Which means you were also invariably uploading what you had downloaded to thousands of others directly or otherwise. So, you downloaded it for yourself, and contributed to wholesale distribution as well. Does that make it better? Do you think all those people who were in the same BT swarm as you really gave a fuck? Probably not.

I'll reiterate, I don't fault you for stealing, I fault you for trying to make it noble. I download music all the time, whatever. But I don't try to make it out to be some huge-ass noble crusade against the evil recording industry. It's not worth my time to go to a store and there are no alternatives I like so I just download music. When the day comes that there is a real alternative to iTunes and basically gives me straight MP3s I'll probably go that route; but until then I know what I'm doing, and I'm not going to call myself a person of hi moral fiber in the same sentence as my downloading habits.

I just hate how people on the internet equate piracy to being Robin Hood or some shit.
Nikotine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:22
Nikotine
I bought it for 10 a few days ago and I feel like an idiot now lol
Fanatism's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:31
Fanatism
Yeah, the next thing you know, that sheriff will probably have a rope around our necks! Pretty hard to laugh hanging there, Rob!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:32
vexed alex
robotbebop: Amazon.com's MP3 store. It's all DRM free.

You can stop stealing music now.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:34
Mr Andy Dixon
Get.

I almost bought it for $10 the other day. Glad I waited!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:36
Mr Andy Dixon
"Amazon.com's MP3 store. It's all DRM free. You can stop stealing music now."

This.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:38
John B
Damn it. Bought it for $9.99 on Christmas Eve. Oh, well. Still worth it.
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:38
Killrig
I bought 2 more for "day after Christmas" presents. This is easily the BEST 5 bucks you could spend ALL year. If you don't get on this deal, clearly you are fearful of fun.
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:40
Killrig
And to the guy who pirated it because he has a Mac, you need a Windows PC -- seriously. No excuses.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:45
robotbebop
Amazon's MP3 is only available in the US, and I'm in Canada. BUT I did just find Puretracks, so I'll probably be looking at that.
Fearzone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:48
Fearzone
Maybe it is priced at $5 because it offers nothing Diablo didn't give us 15 years ago. As usual, console gamers are easily amused.

I'll pick up Torchlight if it carries out it's plan to become an MMO.
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