This is hilarious. Will Microsoft have anything left to show today? The 'Soft's Gamers Day has sprung more leaks than the Titanic, and far be it from us to help stem the flow. Up next, Too Human screenshots.
Xbox 360 exclusive Too Human has been a long time coming and has been plagued with controversy, but it's nearly the moment for developer Silicon Knights to put its money where its mouth is. Our news contributor and framerate expert Joe Burling has analyzed these images and come to the conclusion that there is a lot of "pew pew" in the game. He cannot confirm rumors that a third "pew" is in the works. It may be revealed at the Gamers Day.
Also, check out the funky floating sword on the third screenshot. I wish I could do that.
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I have no idea what this game is all aboot.
The setting and art direction alone sold it to me when it was first announced, but the customization and replayability has really hit this one out of the park for me, controversial or not controversial.
@B-Radicate: You're not the only person interested in the game. I hope to get my dormant Diablo 2 on with it if I have the money once it comes out.
the customization alone sounds like fun, all it needs is hookers... wait what...
DAMN YOU GTA DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
But the touted RPG elements are what's keeping me interested.
I don't even understand this one.
seriously ,I read alot of the info, and It DOES look like a pretty solid game. I just wanna see how it runs in motion.
Wouldn't most of you agree too?