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Too Human screens get too leaked too soon and that's too bad photo

This is hilarious. Will Microsoft have anything left to show today? The 'Soft's Gamers Day has sprung more leaks than the Titanic, and far be it from us to help stem the flow. Up next, Too Human screenshots.

Xbox 360 exclusive Too Human has been a long time coming and has been plagued with controversy, but it's nearly the moment for developer Silicon Knights to put its money where its mouth is. Our news contributor and framerate expert Joe Burling has analyzed these images and come to the conclusion that there is a lot of "pew pew" in the game. He cannot confirm rumors that a third "pew" is in the works. It may be revealed at the Gamers Day.

Also, check out the funky floating sword on the third screenshot. I wish I could do that. 

I just padded out an article with complete bollocks and I'm going to get away with it. I love my job.


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mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 09:51
mix
Too bad there weren't two more tootally twisted picture to look at.
I have no idea what this game is all aboot.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:00
B-Radicate
Am I the only person still interested in this game? Like, considerably so?

The setting and art direction alone sold it to me when it was first announced, but the customization and replayability has really hit this one out of the park for me, controversial or not controversial.
wonky360's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:08
wonky360
Robo Gaiden?
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:10
bloodylip
It's the future! Swords float in mid-air!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:19
king3vbo
No b-rad, I am as well. But... not excited enough to squee
Crapsh00t's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:25
Crapsh00t
It's a grav-scabbard... duh.

@B-Radicate: You're not the only person interested in the game. I hope to get my dormant Diablo 2 on with it if I have the money once it comes out.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:27
Boolean
I had no idea they were working on a PS2 version.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 10:46
Kryptinite
coming out in August? I might bite on this.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:01
MechaMonkey
Boolean has stolen my mean-spirited comment. Therefore I am content to simply second his motion that I am not impressed by those screenshots.
vitus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:12
vitus
not impressed by the shots, but i am still hoping the gameplay/story are worth it.

the customization alone sounds like fun, all it needs is hookers... wait what...


DAMN YOU GTA DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 11:12
GuitarAtomik
Give me this game already! I want it sooo bad.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 12:22
Crunshii
just get a PS2 guitar :P
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 12:39
foxhound009
I've seen the trailer.... it sucks badly, there's like nothing special about it...
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 12:48
Too Much Coffee Man
It's a gorgeous looking game, but i'm a little concerned about the gameplay mechanics. i'll hold my judgment until the demo/reviews.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 12:52
Sharpless
I still want it to fail, because Dennis Dyack is a pompous ass, but it would be nice if it actually lived up to the hype.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 13:00
Samit Sarkar
Oh ho ho, Mr. Sterling, to the contrary! You are NOT getting away with it! I’m calling you out on your filler!
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 15:53
PaperBowser0
Yeah, this game looks awesome and I still want to freaking play it SOOOOO bad!
Mutant Pope's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 16:33
Mutant Pope
Sterling you get paid to do this?
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 16:36
KMCC
Interest...leaking...fast
Swizzler121's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 16:37
Swizzler121
this game looks too stupid
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 17:51
TrailerParkJesus
The gameplay videos I've seen seriously look like crap. I hate how the sword slashes look and the geometry wars style combat where you point the right analog to attack? Seems iffy.

But the touted RPG elements are what's keeping me interested.
CSampson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 17:59
CSampson
Love the biased blogging! But I'm sure since you played the game that you have an accurate opini-...oh wait you didn't! Proceed with the toaster in the bathtub routine.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 18:06
Jim Sterling
"Love the biased blogging! But I'm sure since you played the game that you have an accurate opini-...oh wait you didn't! Proceed with the toaster in the bathtub routine."

I don't even understand this one.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:13
Samit Sarkar
@Jim: Yeah, that was completely unprovoked. How could anyone call this article biased, even in the slightest?
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:18
Weighted Companion Cube
It would be nice if this actually lived up to the promises and the hype, yes. Then it would be kickass. Unfortunately, the cynic in me doubts that's gonna happen...
MrSlippery's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 20:34
MrSlippery
good lord I have high hopes for this.

seriously ,I read alot of the info, and It DOES look like a pretty solid game. I just wanna see how it runs in motion.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 00:52
Necros
I just want it released at this point. It's taken far too long.
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 01:58
animateria
I'm too skeptical to care about Too Human.

Wouldn't most of you agree too?
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