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Too Human screens get too leaked too soon and that's too bad photo

This is hilarious. Will Microsoft have anything left to show today? The 'Soft's Gamers Day has sprung more leaks than the Titanic, and far be it from us to help stem the flow. Up next, Too Human screenshots.

Xbox 360 exclusive Too Human has been a long time coming and has been plagued with controversy, but it's nearly the moment for developer Silicon Knights to put its money where its mouth is. Our news contributor and framerate expert Joe Burling has analyzed these images and come to the conclusion that there is a lot of "pew pew" in the game. He cannot confirm rumors that a third "pew" is in the works. It may be revealed at the Gamers Day.

Also, check out the funky floating sword on the third screenshot. I wish I could do that. 

I just padded out an article with complete bollocks and I'm going to get away with it. I love my job.


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mix's Avatar
mix at 05/13/2008 09:51
Too bad there weren't two more tootally twisted picture to look at.
I have no idea what this game is all aboot.
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 05/13/2008 10:00
Am I the only person still interested in this game? Like, considerably so?

The setting and art direction alone sold it to me when it was first announced, but the customization and replayability has really hit this one out of the park for me, controversial or not controversial.
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wonky360 at 05/13/2008 10:08
Robo Gaiden?
bloodylip's Avatar
bloodylip at 05/13/2008 10:10
It's the future! Swords float in mid-air!
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king3vbo at 05/13/2008 10:19
No b-rad, I am as well. But... not excited enough to squee
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Crapsh00t at 05/13/2008 10:25
It's a grav-scabbard... duh.

@B-Radicate: You're not the only person interested in the game. I hope to get my dormant Diablo 2 on with it if I have the money once it comes out.
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 05/13/2008 10:27
I had no idea they were working on a PS2 version.
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Kryptinite at 05/13/2008 10:46
coming out in August? I might bite on this.
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MechaMonkey at 05/13/2008 11:01
Boolean has stolen my mean-spirited comment. Therefore I am content to simply second his motion that I am not impressed by those screenshots.
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vitus at 05/13/2008 11:12
not impressed by the shots, but i am still hoping the gameplay/story are worth it.

the customization alone sounds like fun, all it needs is hookers... wait what...


DAMN YOU GTA DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
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GuitarAtomik at 05/13/2008 11:12
Give me this game already! I want it sooo bad.
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Crunshii at 05/13/2008 12:22
just get a PS2 guitar :P
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foxhound009 at 05/13/2008 12:39
I've seen the trailer.... it sucks badly, there's like nothing special about it...
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Too Much Coffee Man at 05/13/2008 12:48
It's a gorgeous looking game, but i'm a little concerned about the gameplay mechanics. i'll hold my judgment until the demo/reviews.
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Sharpless at 05/13/2008 12:52
I still want it to fail, because Dennis Dyack is a pompous ass, but it would be nice if it actually lived up to the hype.
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Samit Sarkar at 05/13/2008 13:00
Oh ho ho, Mr. Sterling, to the contrary! You are NOT getting away with it! I’m calling you out on your filler!
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PaperBowser0 at 05/13/2008 15:53
Yeah, this game looks awesome and I still want to freaking play it SOOOOO bad!
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Mutant Pope at 05/13/2008 16:33
Sterling you get paid to do this?
KMCC's Avatar
KMCC at 05/13/2008 16:36
Interest...leaking...fast
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Swizzler121 at 05/13/2008 16:37
this game looks too stupid
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TrailerParkJesus at 05/13/2008 17:51
The gameplay videos I've seen seriously look like crap. I hate how the sword slashes look and the geometry wars style combat where you point the right analog to attack? Seems iffy.

But the touted RPG elements are what's keeping me interested.
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CSampson at 05/13/2008 17:59
Love the biased blogging! But I'm sure since you played the game that you have an accurate opini-...oh wait you didn't! Proceed with the toaster in the bathtub routine.
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Jim Sterling at 05/13/2008 18:06
"Love the biased blogging! But I'm sure since you played the game that you have an accurate opini-...oh wait you didn't! Proceed with the toaster in the bathtub routine."

I don't even understand this one.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 05/13/2008 20:13
@Jim: Yeah, that was completely unprovoked. How could anyone call this article biased, even in the slightest?
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Weighted Companion Cube at 05/13/2008 20:18
It would be nice if this actually lived up to the promises and the hype, yes. Then it would be kickass. Unfortunately, the cynic in me doubts that's gonna happen...
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MrSlippery at 05/13/2008 20:34
good lord I have high hopes for this.

seriously ,I read alot of the info, and It DOES look like a pretty solid game. I just wanna see how it runs in motion.
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Necros at 05/14/2008 00:52
I just want it released at this point. It's taken far too long.
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animateria at 05/14/2008 01:58
I'm too skeptical to care about Too Human.

Wouldn't most of you agree too?
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