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Tomb Raider creator refuses to draw Lara nude photo

I find something deeply amusing about the creator of Lara Croft having a shred of dignity, but it's allegedly true. Toby Gard, the man responsible for massive-boobed Lara, refused to draw the lady in nothing but her birthday suit, only "allowing" himself to draw her from behind, with some tattered garments on.

"I was asked to do Lara nude. This was as close as I would allow myself to go," says Gard. 

Well done on Toby Gard for having some class, I suppose, but let's be honest here. Every Lara Croft fan in the world only cares about seeing Lara's chestbollocks, so he might as well just bloody draw them and have done with it. Oh, and he could stand to doodle her minge, as well

Photos [TobyGard.com via TotalVideogames]

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Fat Ryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:11
Fat Ryu
chestbollocks may well be the best word I've ever seen. Well done sir.
Astalano's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:12
Astalano
Lol, journalism. Admit it, this was just an excuse to make another sexually perverted joke about Lara's tits and ass.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:14
Demtor
Only care about seeing Lara's chest? Nonsense I say! I very much enjoy her tight derriere and long sexy legs much more.

In any case, I'm sure he has his own "private stock" of other naughty doodles to help play with his noodle.
jc83's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:19
jc83
Well Lara is a ROLE MODEL, because she is a WOMYN and INDEPENDENT, so drawing her nude would make it difficult for young girls with "body image" problems and "being an independent womyn" problems from getting the most out of this admirable character that was crafted to show the natural beauty of the womyn.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:21
CRAZYAPE69
rule 34, enough said.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:22
Midgetsnowman
I respect this fllow artist for this decision. I mean, nudes are great and all, but lord knows making a tasteful nude of Lara would be misconstrued almost immediately as porn by the anti-videogame sorts.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:24
UglyDuck
At the risk of sounding like a massive pervert, I don't believe this is dignity. It's dishonesty. Lara Croft is a sex symbol, and has been for 15 years. To consistently advertise her as a videogame model, and then in game, pretend that she deserves "dignity" is in my opinion, highly dishonest - as dishonest as Brutal Legend advertising as an open-world hack and slash, or a JRPG using pre-rendered trailers instead of gameplay footage.

As cliche as it is to say "if I made a Tomb Raider game", I would have Lara Croft naked in the first 10 seconds of pressing the start button, and never again. That way, I could focus on making Lara an interesting character instead of sloshing around in female character tropes such as badassery and teasing.
Quistnix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:26
Quistnix
Actually, Laura was designed to have a much more modest chest. It's only after an employee accidentally scaled them to 150% and the marketeers approved that she got the proportions we all know.
hermes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:27
hermes
Actually, Lara was supposed to be a Role Model, but fans and marketing focused in his "attributes" and turn her into a walking joke. Kind of the same as Mai or Morrigan were turned by fans from protagonists into one-dimensional characters.
reuvenb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:28
reuvenb
I have this theory that Jim Sterling isn't really British, he's just faking it to sound more important.
Crabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:30
Crabman
Should I Google "minge"? :S
Joe Price's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:35
Joe Price
Yes, it's a type of horse.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:38
Themightylebeau2009
@ crabman - If you must, but make sure no one else is round.

Chuff is another that would of qualified lol

@ crazyape - exactly, Im sure there are plenty of loners STILL doing the 5 knuckle shuffle to weird fan drawings.
G3n3ralTao's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 08:42
G3n3ralTao
That's good to see artist that make a stand againt's the oversexualisation.
The realy Question is: Why do you want to see that? It's not even real!
Here's a advise for everyone who are opposing Toby Gard opinion:

Take all the energy you invest to protest, go out there and try to meet REAL people. Sexy picture and Pornography will NEVER give you a girl friend or a familly.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:05
bloodylip
I think he needs to throw the internet for a loop, and draw her nude. But give her a humongous cock, too. And say she was a tranny all along.
Brolsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:09
Brolsen
@generaltao You're so wrong about that last line... not talking about myself though.

Anyways that Toby Gard fellow seems like such a gentleman.
Crabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:10
Crabman
I Googled.

I am now enlightened. Through Google Images, of course xD
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:19
AdamantiumHip
kinda feel pity for the people who see a fake woman as a sex symbol
Bachonga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:33
Bachonga
Anytime Jim says minge I laugh put loud because it always catches me off guard
episodic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:41
episodic
As I just heard it said:

"Jim Stirling: Poet, Statesman, Philosopher."
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:46
Monodi
I would react the same if I was in his position. Drawing one of my characters nude would be like taking pictures of my offspring naked.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:51
Occams electric toothbrush
Chestbollocks made my mind go to the shame room where uncle petey lives.

I'll be taking a shower all day if anyone needs me.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:51
Occams electric toothbrush
Chestbollocks made my mind go to the shame room where uncle petey lives.

I'll be taking a shower all day if anyone needs me.
Cla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:53
Cla
Toby Gard, do you want people to buy Tomb Raider games or not? That's what I thought. Now start drawing some chestbollocks.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:56
UglyDuck
Hmm, I will actually agree with Monodi. Being asked to prostitute someone you designed is a far cry from writing and delivering a complete character. Alright, perhaps there was some dignity in this. But I still feel that Lara Crofts overall design is hugely conflicted.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 09:57
Sir Legendhead
I'd minge her doodle.
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 10:14
Hoss
many say the gentleman route, but im gonna go with the keeps nude drawings to himself because he has sort of sick a relationship with her type thing. like he wont share her because only he can see her nude. its kinda like those guys who marry those dating sims
Cheesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 10:16
Cheesus
Minge is the word of the day.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 10:16
Xzyliac
That's a neat pose up there in the header even if it is ridiculous.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 10:24
Themightylebeau2009
@ cheesus - thats something I never thought Id here.....
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 10:29
KwikPwn
Doesn't interest me, I think Hentai is creepy and this is almost as bad.

Real Boobs FTW
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 10:52
RenegadePanda
He doesn't need to draw her naked.

You have the internet.

Go ahead, Google Image Lara Croft with Safesearch off.
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 11:08
Stephen Beirne
Another delightful term for minge this side of the pond...


Growler.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 11:26
lewness
He doesn't want to because her chest is a portable armory with an infinite number of handgun bullets.
deathmetalpizza's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 11:40
deathmetalpizza
Lara is Gard's secret fantasy love interest. Homedude probably has a real doll customized to her actual specs. He don't wants nobody seein' "his" lady all nekked-like.
mascot1063's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 13:34
mascot1063
I must say I respect the guys attitude, cause when I started creating characters, people wanted my characters drawn nude, and I couldn't do it.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 14:04
flea friend
"Tomb Raider creator refuses to draw Lara nude"


And thus, there was no way to see a nude Lara Croft... oh wait.
Barchester's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 14:17
Barchester
Chestbollocks. That's my new favourite word. Thank you for that.
Chilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 15:38
Chilly
@mascot1063

I was just about to post something like this.
As a character drawer when you've created a character and spent years developing how it looks and feels to you, you don't want to go and spoil what you've created by drawing it in ways everyone else wants.

That's what fan art is for.
OWENR22's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 16:53
OWENR22
If he draws her naked now, he instantly kills all interest the world has in tomb raider. He's never gonna do it while there's still money to be made.
levkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 18:21
levkar
he may only draw his own lara nudes for himself for his own private use. thats what this guy sounds like at least.
Adonai's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 19:28
Adonai
Too old, Bayonetta has taken Lara's place as fapping material for gamers.
Wraggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2010 19:53
Wraggles
@hermes

what this man said, Toby Gard designed a powerful and respectable female role model in the vein of Indiana Jones, the marketing department turned her into a piece of smut and gave her massive chesticles.
Darko Ivanovic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 02:48
Darko Ivanovic
lara croft is actually his sister (only slightly more beautiful), would you draw your sister naked?
ChromeAlchemist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2010 18:00
ChromeAlchemist
There's a reason for that. The first iteration of Lara Croft in Tomb Raider was his original vision for Miss Croft. But the suits stepped in, and while he left for a spell, I guess we all love money don't we?
Shez's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2010 20:36
Shez
Massive facepalm at the implication that there is something wrong with the female body.
PixelSith64's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2010 21:58
PixelSith64
If he doesn't do it someone else will... Or already has.
Press Space to Smack a Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2010 05:42
Press Space to Smack a Ho
If he must stand to doodle her minge, how short is he? Or has Lara been monstrously tall in all the games she's starred in, and it takes place in an alternate reality where everything is bigger and better? #boobs
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