Quantcast



It turns out that Toad (of Super Mario Bros) is gay. That's news to me. I always figured with his gruff voice and his Aladdin-style shirtless vest look that he'd be straight. A ladies man, even. He rolls with the hottest girl in the land. Hello.

That's not what ScrewAttack thinks, though. Apparently Toad moisturizes and does ballet. I wouldn't label either choice particularly gay, but it may be that ScrewAttack's gaydar is more sensitive than mine. "Fungay." I see what you guys did there.

Wait. What's wrong with having the entire collection of Golden Girls on DVD? Could that mean that....no. No.

*moisturizes*








More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com

Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

27 comments | showing # 1 to 27
prev next

Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 17:47
Jack8274
I think most guys have lotion handy, just not to moisturize... Well, moisturize more than one place.

Based off the Super Mario Bros. cartoon Toad shows that he loved the ladies, this needs further inquest!!
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 17:48
DarkMagic56
Toad needs to go to a Gay Bar.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 17:51
ZombiePlatypus
I don't buy it. They expect me to believe that Toadette is just for show?
AfroWalrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 17:55
AfroWalrus
But... Toad gets ALL the bitches!
That's why we play as him in Super Mario Bros 2...
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 17:59
eternalplayer2345
I want to watch golden girls with you dale!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:03
vexed alex
I...no words. No words can describe the joy.
Keres's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:06
Keres
His entire body is practically shaped like a penis. I mean, come on.
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:10
mrplow8
I don't see how Toad could be gay or straight. All Toads look pretty much exactly the same. The only way you can tell that Toadette is a girl is because of her clothes. Then again, maybe they are all gay, and Toadette is just another Toad in drag.
super size rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:11
super size rice
"His entire body is practically shaped like a penis. I mean, come on."

I know, huh? He's pretty much a choad.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:12
GohanGVO
@ZombiePlatypus

Toadette is a trap like Poison.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:15
Electrium
Why are we questioning the sexuality of a Mario character? I raelly don't think Shigeru Miyamoto had that in mind when he designed Toad. Or anyone, for that matter.

...except Birdo. I still don't understand if Birdo is a guy or girl or if it's just a huge localization mistake.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:20
BahamutZero
hahahahahahahaa
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 18:36
Frohike
Electrium, didn't Shigeru come up with Tingle?
TJF588's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:00
TJF588
The Ballad of Gay Toady

That OOTW, Masao's art is truly excellent; I mean, it's so weird, yet so well-drawn, and perfectly on-note for being off-key. "brentalfloss" struck me familiar, from YouTube... What did I see by that guy(s)?

Linky linky (not a twinky!): http://safebooru.donmai.us/post?tags=masao
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:15
ZombiePlatypus
@GohanGVO- So (s)he's a Poison mushroom? Zing?
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:20
CrocBox
That was actually quite amusing xD
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:50
Topher Cantler
Well, if Dale is gay then I guess I'll be gay too. But only with Dale.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:57
Excel-2011
I like Golden Girls.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 20:38
atastysammich
Hey, that was funny! What's it doing on ScrewAttack?
Greylocke's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 22:09
Greylocke
I figured it was pretty much like Smurfs. But clearly "Toad" from the Super Show and the new age "toad" from from N64 and up are two different guys. Toad is pimpin', the toads are whiney guys that roll the obscure way.

Golden Girls are awesome...Don't judge me.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 01:59
hpv
Golden Girls is cash money, baby! I'd hit the slutty one like the fist of Brad Nicholson.
smihtv41721's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2011 00:05
smihtv41721
Its not the case that reader must be completely agreed with author's views about article. So this is what happened with me, anyways its a good effort, I appreciate it. Thanks
happy birthday greetings
smihtv41721's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2011 03:22
smihtv41721
These kind of articles are always attractive and I am happy to find so many good point here in the post, writing is simply great, thanks for sharing.
Transmission Parts Distribution Inc
smihtv41721's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2011 11:11
smihtv41721
"We have had the "tobacco fight" in our Supreme Court of Canada: the government lost. Soon we will have the "gun fight": and, my bet, is that government will lose again.
The Krup Law Group
Jahanzaib Khan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2011 00:51
Jahanzaib Khan
Hey great stuff, thank you for sharing this useful information and i will let know my friends as well.flower germany |flower delivery to russia
ambasepen's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2011 01:36
ambasepen
Fourth, the words at the end of the Phaistos disk seem to be shorter than those at the outset, which would match the pattern found in various Ural-Altaic languages where the terminal words are frequently verbs of being or doing following longer participial and gerundive constructions.
Best Short Term Health Insurance
Lia James's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 23:46
Lia James
This is one of the good articles you can find in the net explaining everything in detail regarding the topic. I thank you for taking your time sharing your thoughts and ideas to a lot of readers out there.
flower delivery in Pakistan | flowers delivery Taiwan
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!