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Tiny Tower

People check into Tiny Tower, but they don't check out

4:00 PM on 02.15.2012 // Tony Ponce

I mentioned that I recently got my first iPhone, right? My absolute favorite game on the device has been Tiny Tower. I can't get enough of it! I whip it out when I'm stopped at a red light so I can restock my stores and shuttle folks around on the elevator. It's literally the first thing I check when I wake up in the morning.

Not all is right in the world of Tiny Tower, though. With all the various shops and services available to your Bitizens, there's never an incentive to leave the tower -- it's a self-contained habitat. Even if some of your Bitizens are unemployed and miserable, they'll never willingly move out. I'm thinking it's not possible to leave the tower at all.

But what happens when you manually evict tenants? Are their body used as materials in the construction of subsequent floors? Is there a Soylent Green cafeteria that I've yet to open? Oh God.

Dorkly Bits: Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave [Dorkly]

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