Are you eagerly awaiting the release of TimeSplitters 4? If so, head on over to Free Radical's Web Site for a little teaser that you should find very amusing. If you answered no to that question, you should still go the site, because the intro is funny regardless of how you feel about the TimeSplitters series.
Oh, and here's some text to accompany the teaser:
It's back! Featuring even more crazy characters, devastating weapons and heart pounding hot sweaty action. It's funny, it's frantic and it'll do things you've never seen before! No, not naked girls, even better than that! We can't tell you the details yet, the monkeys have a loaded banana pressed against our skull, but this game will take the first person shooter to gaming nirvana. Save the world or die laughing, Timesplitters 4 is coming to getcha!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I couldn't be more excited for
TimeSplitters 4. It'll be interesting to see how far the guys at Free Radical can take the game parodies before
people get upset. Let's just hope that we get to see some more media for the game before too long.
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9:12 PM on 10.09.2007
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I never really got into Timesplitters, although it looked like a cool GoldenEye or Perfect Dark style of FPS (aka, no jumping b/c massive planet's gravity is massive).
The video was great, so good on Free Radical! The marketing focus Halo 3 really needs to be brought to task for presenting an experience that was not representative of the actual story in the game.
-BELIEVE-
Hopefully they can balance difficult without adding cheap to that mix.
I only want ONE thing for the next Timesplitters (aside from all the requisite awesomeness of its predecessors): THE ABILITY TO JUMP!
I'm not joking when I say that the game will sell A LOT more copies if your character can jump. Even if it's a realistic jump that doesn't go very high, the ability to jump is essential.
The Timesplitters games have always divided the public. Some think it's the most fun EVAR and everyone else is annoyed by the fact that they can't jump. Seriously, of the dozen or so people that actively "dislike" the series, that one omission is far and away the MAIN complaint.
Come on, Free Radical! Just imagine it: JUMPING MONKEYS!!!
DO WANT
i just hope MS don't flip there shit and sue somebody...
fuck timesplitters.
fuck this game.
i cant belive they would do this to me because there is no way i will be able to wait for it without killing someone or me dying in anticipation.
This will probably be quite awesome, I played so many hours of TimeSplitters 2 & 3.
Hopefully it will be released on the Wii as well, would like to see a TS game with the Wii mote.