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Time for a VIDEOGAME drinking game: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly! photo

Considering all of the different types of drinking games there are, I'm surprised there's not one centered around videogames. Sure, you can create your own -- like every time you hear "Welcome to the circus of values!" in BioShock, or every time someone teabags you in Halo 3. But there's no official drinking game where the focus is on drinking, and not gaming.

That's why I decided to create my own. I call it: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

Warning:  For all you kiddies out there, you can substitute Red Bull as your drink of choice. It'll leave you completely blitzed, without the urge to throw up on your cat afterwards.

 

So here's how you play:

1. Assemble a group of gamers who want to drink 'til their livers drown.

2. Find crappy booze, because if you still play drinking games, it's likely the only kind of booze you can afford.

3. One person starts off listing something GOOD about videogames.

4. The next person must then list something BAD about videogames, but it must correlate to what was first mentioned as good.

5. The last person must then come up with the UGLY, which is a specific game that captures the essence of what is BAD.

6. Chances are the person second or last is going to mess up. There is a time limit, so you can't go Google stuff. Loser has to drink up! 

Here are some examples:

THE GOOD: The advent of digital download games
THE BAD: Microtransactions!
THE UGLY:  Lumines for XBLA 

Not quite getting it? Here's another example:

THE GOOD: I love how we now have online multiplayer! 
THE BAD: I hate how there's always a 12 year old in your game that curses like a sailor 
THE UGLY: Halo 3 

Need one more? Here goes!

THE GOOD: I love next gen games!
THE BAD: I hate spending $60 on a game you finish in 5 hours
THE UGLY: Heavenly Sword

Think you got it? Then submit your own ideas in the comments section! Time to break out the Jose Cuervo, and get your drink on!
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Dr. Boa may sound like someone who starred in some porn with Dirk Diggler, but his true passion is interactive entertainment. He's notched +15 years in the gaming industry from QA to launching several big hits, so he's got a healthy perspective on what goes on from the flipside. It's amazing he's not a jaded cynic yet. He's finally glad to see more drug filled parties with playboy bunnies and B level celebs like all other entertainment fields. Yes, gaming has finally made it.


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Sindicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 07:58
Sindicate
oh my god I am so down for doing this, in between beer pong and cards. and the cheap alcohol of choice is of course..the shittiest beer ever..Milwaukee's Best Light..now with more Beast hangover!
Sindicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 07:58
Sindicate
well..maybe not the shittiest beer..but its cheap and it works.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:00
Knives
Jose Cuervo?

Cazadores FTW!!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:06
tazarthayoot
I love how one of the linked stories is about me calling people from Destructoid when I am fucking drunk beyond all comprehension.
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:17
3r0t1c n3rd
Cool

Pro tipp: Clint Eastwood was "The Good", Lee Van Cleef was "The Bad" and Eli Wallace was "The Ugly".
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:19
DeusPayne
PBR ftw!

I remember doing WoW raid drinking games. I think they were cut back from pretty much "drink when you deal dmg or take dmg" when our MT passed out tanking rag. Ah... the good old days.

Good) I love MMOs
Bad) I hate how they change everything after an expansion pack or 2
Ugly) Star Wars: Galaxies
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:31
Y0j1mb0
Am I the only one that noticed everybody in his pic of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly is labeled wrong??

Tuco as the good is funny.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:43
EternalDeathSlayer
I'm loving the Heavenly Sword reference on that last one. Lots of community members think it's an awesome game and worth the 60 bucks. Glad to see an editor agree that it's a fucking rip off, especially considering it's a badly designed derivative mess and it only lasts 5 or 6 hours. Also, without the admittedly great crossbow sequences, the game would be like 4 hours long. Do Not Want.

Too bad I already have it.

Cool idea for a drinking game though, shame my friends aren't hardcore gamers enough for this.
Mr Bas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:43
Mr Bas
@3r0t1c n3rd

Eli WALLACH please...
bipolar beers's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 08:51
bipolar beers
seems easy. id prefere to play cod4 & drink whenever you hear uav is online
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 09:04
Tragic Hero
Sounds like a clever game but nothing will beat slap your friend in the face and take a shot. How it works is you slap your friend in the face while you take your shot, thus catching him off guard and causing him to most likely cough up his shot!
lethaljim's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 09:14
lethaljim
haha this would sound so awesome in public... i do like the sound of the bioshock one. there's also a good pro evo game that i now use for sensible soccer
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 09:16
DrNutt
@bipolar beers: Play CoD4 on Veteran and drink every time you're killed by a grenade.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 09:26
Dale North
I'm so doing this
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 09:29
SWE3tMadness
Sounds fun. Good thing I'm headed off to college this fall. ;D
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 09:33
Sam Spectre
Alcohol!
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 10:15
NightDehumidifier
Good:I want to have a successful job, move out of my parent's home, find the right girl and marry her so we can start a prosperous family and hopefully start a new.
Bad: Take up video games.
Ugly: Be that "video game guy".
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 10:30
3r0t1c n3rd
@ Mr Bas: Ups typo

@DrNutt:That whould kill a Scotish sailor in 15 minutes!
bassbeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 10:51
bassbeast
Good: Music games are finally a real genre.

Bad: You don't always get the tunes you want.

Ugly: Guitar Hero: Aerosmith Botox-Fund Edition
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 12:09
Orionsaint
Hey that's all mixed up Clint's THE GOOD
MrFudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 12:12
MrFudge
Isn't the best drinking videogame not just playing videogames whilst completely hammered with friends?
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 12:38
Ritalin Twitch
Good: Teabagging your kill in halo
Bad: Getting teabagged after being killed in halo
Ugly: Realization that gamer culture can be extremely homoerotic.
Sindicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 13:07
Sindicate
@ Ritalin Twitch
Drink three times, slut!!

all three of your points are fail.

<3
Simmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 13:47
Simmy
Yet another drinking game to help me on my way to acting like a fool and having no money.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 13:48
Samit Sarkar
Haha...I like how this kinda relates to the Monthly Musings theme!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 14:50
Eschatos
This man needs to reveal his name.
VTSvsAlucard's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 14:52
VTSvsAlucard
We always play short rounds of smash bros, winner drinks. SOrta like a handicap.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 16:05
taumpytears
for ages 12 and up lol.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 17:11
Dexter345
Hmm. Some Dtoiders are coming over to my place tonight. This seems perfect.
etfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 20:29
etfp
i'm drhnk aklredy.
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 21:04
tehdopefish
My liver is quaking in fear!
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 21:08
dprime
- I played a drinking game with my friends where we watched a fifteen-minute Barack Obama speech and drank every time he said "change." We drank 12 times.

- What makes a drinking game official? Where is the office of drinking games and which officers can give you such a status?

- Yes you can throw up on a cat from drinking too much Red Bull. I have first-hand experience.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 01:05
Necros
Sounds like a great game, but it's a shame that any friends in my area who would have enough gaming knowledge to do this don't drink. :(
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 08:15
mistic
I've got the same problem as Necros, however I will be trying this out with bong-hits :-)
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 10:27
Holyetheline
Hey that's pretty awesome. I'll have to try it some time.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2008 20:30
Fading Star
Neat.
Triphoppin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 15:51
Triphoppin
red bull & vodka?
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