By now you've all heard about the recent Tiger Woods drama. It's been discussed everywhere. The Daily Show even synced up a bunch of news reports on it to the tune of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." Then Jon Stewart broke out into song, and it was great.
Look at me, going on like recapping the events of a television show is somehow this grand story. The sketch was funny, but not nearly as funny as this reenactment of Woods' car crash using the wonders of what looks to be The Sims 3.
And while I'm at it, Conan O'Brien did a similar, albeit less involved bit using Grand Theft Auto IV. Is this going to be the new thing for machinima or what?
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LOL it's from Taiwan. They have people there working full time to do these stupid CG crime re-enactments, so I doubt it's Sims. A news website there got into a lot of shit recently for their graphic CG depictions of assaults and rapes.
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I mean, er, football.
I'm taking that fucking Gillette razor back ASAP!!!!