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Tifa Lockheart is unemployed; gets boob job, turns to a life of hardcore hentai

11:39 AM on 04.13.2007 // Niero Desu
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We all knew she blows dolphins, but this is a new low! The leading lady of Final Fantasy VII has dropped Avalanche in favor of anal in a new Tifa hentai comic spotted on Akibablog. By the looks of it she must have save up all her Sector 7 bar money and had some "enhancement surgery", as the bewb-to-head ratio in these illustrations is absolutely terrifying ... if not sofa-like and welcoming. "Oh, how the mighty have fallen!" -StarScream

The article explains that this is a 52-page "fantasy experiment" issue. The text also suggests some sort of teacher-rape storyline, which explains the debauchery censored in the gallery below. Is nothing in Nibelheim sacred? I'm anxious to see the lab results of just how fast otakus rip this off the shelves.

Squenix was not available for comments or tissues, but I'm pretty sure they had nothing to do with it. While we wait for that, photos and machine translation have been posted below. Also, be sure to coome back next week when we bring you exclusive photos of Cid comes to fix Barret's plumbing in the Corel Village goat farm of desire and masturbatory materia.

[Thanks, Teddy G] 

Insult everything of FF7 [teihua] member magazine fantasy experimental VOL.7 “[teihua]”
Insult everything of FF7 [teihua] member magazine fantasy experimental VOL.7 “[teihua]”New publication FF7 [teihua] member magazine 'fantasy experiment Vol.7' of circle fantasy experiment, had lined up into each store of member magazine handling of [akiba] on the 11th. 'It is something which draws the episode of fantasy experiment Vol2' in detail, so, with and others 1 with the guide of the store 'you insult everything of [teihua]!'Most 訴 seeking the feeling which has been done. 'With fantasy experiment Vol.7', [teihua] obtains, puts, is 咥 2 these pouring.

サークル空想実験 FF7ティファ本「空想実験 VOL.7」
Circle fantasy experiment FF7 [teihua] book “fantasy experiment VOL.7”
空想実験 VOL.7「52ページの大ボリュームでティファのすべてを陵辱」
“With large volume of page 52 insult everything of [teihua]”
With and others hole 1 store

It is the [pu] it is the [pu] to do too much, therefore completely only the [ke] the viewing milk, half year, new publication member magazine 'fantasy experiment Vol.7' of circle fantasy experiment had lined up into each store of member magazine handling of [akiba] on the 11th. According to preface 'it is something which draws the episode of fantasy experiment Vol2' in detail, so, with and others the hole 1 with the guide of the store 'you insult everything of [teihua] with large volume of page 52!'Most 訴 seeking the feeling which has been done. 'As for fantasy experiment Vol.7', [teihua] obtains, puts, 咥 is recorded on, 2 these pouring is.

With and others as for fantasy experiment Vol7 introduction with hole mail order 'in order to obtain the activity fund of organization, [teihua] which the body of the self is required. You interview with the patron/patroness directly and receive interview, but in receiving practical skill guidance suddenly, and others making the customer…. Insulting everything of [teihua] with large volume of page 52! Of course it is [paizuri], two hole blames and charm full load of the meat impression character which sect human teacher draws!'

In addition, in the specially installed page of melon mail order 'it is the support intersection + multiple rape training book of eternal breast heroine [teihuamein] which FF7 is proud. The introduction that [teihua] which comes to the point of selling the body for helping the activity fund of resistance is surrounded in no human thing men, the [pu] [ru] is the [pu] [ru] is H which used the breast service is coerced', is done.

Like they are the contents, where 'fantasy which has become the cause of story of the latest fantasy experiment Vol7 experiment Vol2', [teihua] appears similarly, according to the mirror Hiroyuki's functional novel sight 'entire above page 30 in page 80 [paizuri]' & '[paizuri] of page 17' consecutively.Photo Gallery: (8 images)
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