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Tifa Lockheart is unemployed; gets boob job, turns to a life of hardcore hentai

11:39 AM on 04.13.2007, Niero 48 comments

Tifa Lockheart is unemployed; gets boob job, turns to a life of hardcore hentai photo
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We all knew she blows dolphins, but this is a new low! The leading lady of Final Fantasy VII has dropped Avalanche in favor of anal in a new Tifa hentai comic spotted on Akibablog. By the looks of it she must have save up all her Sector 7 bar money and had some "enhancement surgery", as the bewb-to-head ratio in these illustrations is absolutely terrifying ... if not sofa-like and welcoming. "Oh, how the mighty have fallen!" -StarScream

The article explains that this is a 52-page "fantasy experiment" issue. The text also suggests some sort of teacher-rape storyline, which explains the debauchery censored in the gallery below. Is nothing in Nibelheim sacred? I'm anxious to see the lab results of just how fast otakus rip this off the shelves.

Squenix was not available for comments or tissues, but I'm pretty sure they had nothing to do with it. While we wait for that, photos and machine translation have been posted below. Also, be sure to coome back next week when we bring you exclusive photos of Cid comes to fix Barret's plumbing in the Corel Village goat farm of desire and masturbatory materia.

[Thanks, Teddy G] 

Insult everything of FF7 [teihua] member magazine fantasy experimental VOL.7 “[teihua]”
Insult everything of FF7 [teihua] member magazine fantasy experimental VOL.7 “[teihua]”New publication FF7 [teihua] member magazine 'fantasy experiment Vol.7' of circle fantasy experiment, had lined up into each store of member magazine handling of [akiba] on the 11th. 'It is something which draws the episode of fantasy experiment Vol2' in detail, so, with and others 1 with the guide of the store 'you insult everything of [teihua]!'Most 訴 seeking the feeling which has been done. 'With fantasy experiment Vol.7', [teihua] obtains, puts, is 咥 2 these pouring.

サークル空想実験 FF7ティファ本「空想実験 VOL.7」
Circle fantasy experiment FF7 [teihua] book “fantasy experiment VOL.7”
空想実験 VOL.7「52ページの大ボリュームでティファのすべてを陵辱」
“With large volume of page 52 insult everything of [teihua]”
With and others hole 1 store

It is the [pu] it is the [pu] to do too much, therefore completely only the [ke] the viewing milk, half year, new publication member magazine 'fantasy experiment Vol.7' of circle fantasy experiment had lined up into each store of member magazine handling of [akiba] on the 11th. According to preface 'it is something which draws the episode of fantasy experiment Vol2' in detail, so, with and others the hole 1 with the guide of the store 'you insult everything of [teihua] with large volume of page 52!'Most 訴 seeking the feeling which has been done. 'As for fantasy experiment Vol.7', [teihua] obtains, puts, 咥 is recorded on, 2 these pouring is.

With and others as for fantasy experiment Vol7 introduction with hole mail order 'in order to obtain the activity fund of organization, [teihua] which the body of the self is required. You interview with the patron/patroness directly and receive interview, but in receiving practical skill guidance suddenly, and others making the customer…. Insulting everything of [teihua] with large volume of page 52! Of course it is [paizuri], two hole blames and charm full load of the meat impression character which sect human teacher draws!'

In addition, in the specially installed page of melon mail order 'it is the support intersection + multiple rape training book of eternal breast heroine [teihuamein] which FF7 is proud. The introduction that [teihua] which comes to the point of selling the body for helping the activity fund of resistance is surrounded in no human thing men, the [pu] [ru] is the [pu] [ru] is H which used the breast service is coerced', is done.

Like they are the contents, where 'fantasy which has become the cause of story of the latest fantasy experiment Vol7 experiment Vol2', [teihua] appears similarly, according to the mirror Hiroyuki's functional novel sight 'entire above page 30 in page 80 [paizuri]' & '[paizuri] of page 17' consecutively.

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Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 04/13/2007 11:47
&hearts JAPAN &hearts
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 04/13/2007 11:50
Yeah, because her boobs weren't big enough already.
AndyCat's Avatar
AndyCat at 04/13/2007 11:51
fap fap skeet skeet
junkie's Avatar
junkie at 04/13/2007 11:52
I love the references to the laughing man from a ghost in the shell: stand alone complex
908peruvian's Avatar
908peruvian at 04/13/2007 11:52
who actually buys this stuff?
weirdos
byrc's Avatar
byrc at 04/13/2007 11:54
HOLD ON HERE! This is the 2nd major gaming blog site that has posted this as NEWS!? WTF? This ain't new. I already knew the existence of FF7 ero-doujin by the time my gruby 12 year old hands got a copy of the US version of FF7 (fyi that was freak'n 10 years ago). Heck I even remember downloading a ff7 doujin by accident (this is what happens when you don't freaking label stuff correctly people)thinking it was a real ff7 manga around teh same time (late 90s). If Square had any problems with it they would have done so long time ago.
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Tbomb at 04/13/2007 12:05
TOO PHAT!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 04/13/2007 12:06
Jeez, only 4 more years till we get the FFX porn postings.

That was the best doujin evar...



I remember the first time I bought a Doujinshi was when I was walking around in Akihabara. I didn't even realize what I'd picked up until it was too late. 500Y for a cultural oddity you'll never find in the states...
Mozgus's Avatar
Mozgus at 04/13/2007 12:09
Ok...?

Desperate for news, apparently.
Zac Bentz's Avatar
Zac Bentz at 04/13/2007 12:27
I hear that there are women who pose nude in magazines now too! ZOMG! What will they think of next?!
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 04/13/2007 12:36
seriously, i hate questioning the point of a post, but come on... what is the point of mentioning a FF7 doujin? and on the same day another major gaming blog mentions the same thing (granted i do not know who posted it first, i am just making a blanket statement). FF7 doujins are everywhere. Tifa hentai, in particular, is everywhere. hentai is nothing new. if you never knew this stuff existed, just head on over to the /d/ board on 4chan. you will learn lots of things very quickly. i dare you to search "tifa and chocobo."
ultamashot's Avatar
ultamashot at 04/13/2007 12:37
Porn on the internet.
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Lord_Satorious at 04/13/2007 12:40
Yeah, like there hasn't been several tons worth of hentai featuring Tifa doing every nasty kind of wacko fetish sex you can imagine in the decade that it's been since Final Fantasy VII was first released for the PlayStation. This isn't news. What would be news is if Japanese doujin circles were doing yaoi of Delta Squad from Gears of War hentai. That'd be something to see.
Danzuke's Avatar
Danzuke at 04/13/2007 12:44
ahhh destructoid, you're finally getting the "This Isn't News" idiots to start commenting... congrats!


I for one love it, but not like I love this
byrc's Avatar
byrc at 04/13/2007 12:49
Look i understand the articles dont' have to be news. They can just be stating stuff like hey there ff7 doujin. But when the article implies that this is a new thing, when it is, thats when its a problem. I just like those damn news stories on tv, in which they repeat story segments that happen 2 years ago and report it as if its new.
908peruvian's Avatar
908peruvian at 04/13/2007 13:10
what is porn?
Roryzilla's Avatar
Roryzilla at 04/13/2007 13:15
THIS...IS...HENTAII.
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king3vbo at 04/13/2007 13:34
um hasnt absurd Tifa hentai been around for like the last 10 years? Not that I would know....
ExpertPenguin's Avatar
ExpertPenguin at 04/13/2007 13:51
Yeah, there's literally hundreds, if not thousands of these things lying around the internets.

....I've HEARD.
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 04/13/2007 13:54
ahem...*clears throat*...this isn't news! ...roflcopter
more hentai to fap to ever since FF7 came out those tits have seen a lot of (also) cocks
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Seifersythe at 04/13/2007 13:56
Destructoid. The Internet.

The internet. Destructoid.

Nice to see you two finally meet.

(Just because Kotaku reports it doesn't mean you have too. Just sayin.)
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 04/13/2007 14:13
The article had a quote from a 1980s cartoon character.

+1000 points of redeeming value
Mozgus's Avatar
Mozgus at 04/13/2007 14:36
Glad I'm not the only one seeing a future merger here. Say hello to Destructaku.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 04/13/2007 15:02
Haha, tough crowd today! At least MechaMonkey lubs me
relik's Avatar
relik at 04/13/2007 15:05
Some folks should lighten up and shake the sand out of their vaginas.

broham's Avatar
broham at 04/13/2007 15:08
How do you guys posting know that this shit exists? I mean, I know there is anime porn but I never knew they used enhanced Final Fantasy characters. News to me Niero.
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UNDERSTAR at 04/13/2007 15:24
Vagina sand??? Ehhh!! :O
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dv8withn8 at 04/13/2007 15:30
Tifa needs her own medical game called, "Chronic Back Pain: Dirty Pillows" Doujinshi ftfff.
Tempus's Avatar
Tempus at 04/13/2007 16:10
What a bunch of moaning cunts you lot are. These guys post shit that they think we may be interested in, fuck I was. Tifa hentai FTW! You should all just NOT read a thread if it doesn't interest you, instead of ripping into our hard working bloggers. See, it was all news to Broham and if just one person benefits from a post, then it's served it's purpose.

Can't believe the mentality of some moaning bastards on here.
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Chibi_Zero at 04/13/2007 16:16
I guess this is a slow news day? Anyway I think I might actually have this one somewhere on my PC...
calpis's Avatar
calpis at 04/13/2007 16:42
Tifa Lockhart turned to the industry of porn after Samus Aran beat her out of a popularity contest on destructoid.com. More at 11.
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 04/13/2007 17:28
@Tempus

i think people just disagree with the tone of this particular post on here and on Kotaku. reading this post or the post on Kotaku, you would think that this is something new. i don't really care if they wanna poke fun at Tifa hentai for a cheap laugh. if it really is a slow news day or not, that isn't much of a big deal to me. but i think the approach that made it seem like this was something new is what made people think "wtf?" something like what calpis just said would have made a funnier post to begin with.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/13/2007 17:36
So when do we get the Starscream hentai?
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 04/13/2007 17:44
LAUGHING MAN!!!
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iliketuna at 04/13/2007 19:24
i see sailormars :)
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 04/13/2007 20:30
Tifa's tits FTW!
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 04/13/2007 23:29
Considering Destructoid probably gathers it's news from the same sources as every other game site (industry insiders(?), emails from readers, ect.... It only makes sense that there's going to be some overlap. Cut them some slack. It's like saying CNN is stealing Fox's news stories.

armytanker's Avatar
armytanker at 04/13/2007 23:57
Looking back...all the time's I skipped class in college to keep playing FF IV...totally worth it.
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winojesus at 04/14/2007 10:06
i would like to masturbate over uncenscored images of tifa in unpleasent rape scenarios. imagine my delight when i discovered there was a publication that cateres for my needs.
winojesus's Avatar
winojesus at 04/14/2007 10:07
caters. i am new and drunk and want witty intermates.
Mister Disco's Avatar
Mister Disco at 04/14/2007 11:36
I have to agree with most of the posters here. Final Fantasy hentai doujin is not new. In fact with the thousands upon thousands of FFVII doujin out there, it's kind of the opposite of new.

HOWEVER, if this post was merely here to give us some nice fap material vs trying to pass it off as news, then, mission accomplished :P
ElementalBlazer's Avatar
ElementalBlazer at 04/14/2007 12:27
Everything has been made into porn even Castlevania.
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Rezbit at 04/14/2007 22:23
I have no idea what I just read. Awesome.
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Brierleyjl12 at 04/15/2007 10:00
Oh i've read that very explicit.
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InternetLOL at 04/27/2007 02:55
What surprised me is the art is actually pretty good. In hentai, Tifa usually gets the shaft (HA!); they just give her huge snugglepillows and save the real effort for Aeris.

Me, I prefer Yuffie.
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