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Throw a Bale temper tantrum to win Terminator and Xbox 360 photo

Terminator: Salvation's videogame tie-in released today and to celebrate we've teamed up with Rocket XL to give away yet another Xbox 360, with plenty of Terminator themed goodies. Our grand prize is valued at $500 in all, so you might seriously want to consider entering this one. I guarantee you'll find it fun. 

All you have to do to win an Xbox 360 (NTSC model), a copy of the Terminator: Salvation game, a strategy guide and a 1/6 scale T-700 figurine is this: Recreate Christian Bale's infamous temper tantrum on the set of Terminator Salvation. You can do it in audio form, video form, even comic book form if you have to. Just recreate the Welsh Wonder's furious tirade and the funniest and/or most accurate portrayal will win the goodies. 

For inspiration, we've included a Youtube link to the original tantrum after the jump. If you record a video or sound file, feel free to host it on Youtube or email it to me at jim@destructoid.com. The contest will end on June 15, so make sure you post a link to your creation here, or email me, but that point. 

Simple right? What don't you f*cking understand!?






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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 17:46
Justice
It's f*cking distracting! US only right? Since the last RocketXL one was methinks.
Andrew Godsey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 17:47
Andrew Godsey
oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy. FUCKIN" AMATEUR!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 17:49
Jim Sterling
Justice:

No. With RocketXL contests, we can ship worldwide by first shipping to our Miami office. That way, anybody can enter.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 17:49
Harris Hatsworth
International?
Roager's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 17:56
Roager
Is this judged by closeness to the real one, or satire value, or what?
Roager's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:00
Roager
I know the article says both, but I was hoping to get an idea which way to go with it.

Which is kinda pointless, cuz the dtoid staff just picks the one they like best, regardless of any other criteria.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:04
Monodi
Sounds like a fat project to me, but... you know, I think I will give it a try. I want an XBOX360.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:04
Holyetheline
I will strongly consider doing something for this...
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:09
Electro Lemon
Yessssssssssssssssssss.
craigbezzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:14
craigbezzle
Holy Shit, Bundito.

when recording mine, I totally slipped into a Brooklyn accent for a line or two, and when listening back I thought 'should I change that?' But I'm glad I didn't. One fake Welsh accent + one fake Brooklyn accent = win
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:31
Chronic Logic
This isn't the Batman I know! He would never act like that!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:31
Niero
ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL OR NOT?!!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:39
Maurice Tan
Awesome, can't wait for the entries! Also what the hell is a T-700? I bet R3Y knows!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:40
Maurice Tan
Actually never mind, it's in the pic and on google... Damn you Salvation game and your T-600's and damn your imdb and your T-800!
Roager's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:41
Roager
That depends, Niero, are you professional?
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 19:01
DanMazkin
fokken ammachure
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 20:26
vrplumber
I had no idea how hard it was to be an actor. Thank you, Destructoid for helping raise awareness about the troubles of inconvenienced, overpaid, arrogant fucktards like Christian Bale. The world will be a better place:P

(i guess this Christian doesn't turn the other motherfuckin cheek)
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 20:28
Johnny Justice
Jim Sterling: But it would have to be a US region 360 though, right?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 20:39
Jim Sterling
Justice: Hahaha, yes, yes it would.

I guess if a UK'er won, they could sell it back to someone in America. :-)
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 01:01
Danzflor
it way more easier to record audio, but im gonna try to record something =3
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 01:27
BluDesign
I'll have to see what my resources are like. I actually have a funny idea for this, but I'll need a cameraman and someone else to act in this with me.
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 04:21
JoeCamNet
Hey Jim, if I do an audio recording, will it be judged upon whether or not I did the additional vocals or is this being based solely upon the Bale Rant itself? I have an idea of how I want to do this, but doing all the different people in the freakout would be somewhat of a bitch.
Your ruling?
Tattoojoe3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 14:28
Tattoojoe3rd
prepare to have your world rocked mister sterling
suigeneris's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 00:31
suigeneris
Can we enter more than once?

NO! NO! Don't be sorry for your frakked up instructions, THINK for one fraking second Jim.
Autumn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 05:39
Autumn
Good luck beating the Adam and Joe version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYHzsspm3Ag
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:44
mr showtime
Oooooh boy.

I gots me some work to do.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 19:56
Chris Carter
As bad as Bale was, I think that the David O Russel/Tomlin scuffle is still king. Oh God, Bale was a cute baby bear compared to O' Russel.

I might have to get something together for this contest...
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 00:19
Genki-JAM
Here's MY ENTRY! It's a reenactment done by Ahnuld himself, plus some friends!
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:12
Chris Carter
@Genki
Bill Cosby=instant win. Enjoy your prize!

lololololol
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:12
Ravana
HAHA, classic. Poor Cosby!
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 07:28
Sir playedallot
@Genki-JAM
I hate you so much for that! That was really cool! The FIN was the icing on the cake! Did i allready mention that i hate you?

Damnit! Why is everyone better than me? Maybe i can use the state certified sacred2 winning method(just posting sensless stuff). Lets give it a try, here we go....ehm... the ball is round...and not for stuff...ah and so on. Man, thats really hard work to be that stupid! Must use super retard powers.Wont...give up...must...win...priiiice.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 23:15
ZombiePlatypus
Fuckin' ass.

-or-



I tried for the life of me to actually do Bale's voice and I failed miserably each time. The mixing of accents was too much for me to be able to scream. My best ones were either the goofy/whiney one or the admittedly lame scruffy Batman one. I saw nothing against multiple entries so y'all get both.
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 23:39
funran
yeah uh you guys win probably, i made this a few weeks ago, but i think some of you are a bit more creative.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE0vV88EzKI&feature=channel_page
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