(1) Some homosapien has instructed a Robosapien to play Mario Kart on his DS and take cover in the packaging contents. We all know this is the inevitable future, and we here at Destructoid have submitted to our fate. I give it until November before robots are procreating with our wives and running for president. (Btw, googled for failure lately?)
(2) In other news, if you have ever pondered the suckage that are Nintendo DS carrying cases and wanted a few more options, I have both a video and a link for you. Renchi has put together 101 ways to dress your DS in this shameless promotional video featuring these products. If you've ever tried shopping for one, I'd say this advert also a PSA for great justice. For a counterpoint, NeoGAF members also recently had a DS lite case pissing contest which has been very enlightening. I love my girlfriend, but I can't wait to come home to this hard one.
(3) Lastly, here's a thoughtful, actionable list of homebrew DS applications you can install tonight. Among them is a DS Linux distro, VOIP chat, FTP client, and a handful of games and emulators. As if the budding game library wasn't enough, this should keep you busy for awhile.
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