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at least he's being honest about it... I bet destructoid isn't the only gaming-site that has received this sword with their review copy... I wonder how many will tell us that they did?
I think you should keep the sword and walk around with it everywhere. You and Brad could team up and fight crime on the streets of L.A.
and what PappaDukes said too
and what PappaDukes said too
awesome! i must own that
also, game kicks ass
reminds me alot of the legacy of kain series
which is a good thing
also, game kicks ass
reminds me alot of the legacy of kain series
which is a good thing
Jim, this comment is of the upmost importance. I must make a very important request of you. The first request is if I may have that sword. I feel compelled to possess it. If I may not have it, would you promise me that when I near the end of my days, would you slay me with this sword? It is the only way that I want to die.
Jim if you give me that sword I will literally suck your dick right now, ill cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Come on over here big boy let's do this, thankyou tropicthunder lolz
This here (besides sneaking into E3 legally) is why I want to become a games JOURNALIST! Getting unique/awesome/epic/crazy shit! /drool
Also, inAfter 'Jim is fat' meme
Also, inAfter 'Jim is fat' meme
Quick question for the people getting pissed off and insulting Jim for some reason. How are the bleeding cunts where your dicks used to be working for you? Seriously, what's wrong with you people. A person posts a picture of a really cool gift and you go ape shit on him?! Fuck, grow up and let go of the jealousy.
Jim can you confirm that Brad uses this with only pinky and forefinger to spread butter on his toast?
I predict another US only contest. :(
I'll just sit back and fap to that picture of you holding it like it's a massive penis.
I'll just sit back and fap to that picture of you holding it like it's a massive penis.
Now when Jim threatens to slit his step-son's throat during Podtoid discussions, this will add a whole new layer to that mental image.
Good thing you're not a journalist, because yeah, that is a bribe.
Still, I take a sword like that with me to walk the dog at night, none of the junkies or bangers will even think of coming at me. Sure beats the bat.
Get medevil on their asses.
Though more likely I'd just use it as the world's biggest butter knife to make my turkey sandwich.
Still, I take a sword like that with me to walk the dog at night, none of the junkies or bangers will even think of coming at me. Sure beats the bat.
Get medevil on their asses.
Though more likely I'd just use it as the world's biggest butter knife to make my turkey sandwich.
Fuck that Jim, Brad could hold that sword with his left nipple. His LEFT NIPPLE. Impressive considering he is a right-nipple-y.
I demand a picture of Nicholson wielding this (one-handed, of course) whilst riding a dragon.
Make it so!
Make it so!
That thing is crazy... too bad its not real though (as in metal) that would actually make you obliged to fight crime... or fight something, as it is you just look kinda badass.
That first picture is BADASS...seriously, have you considered the ladies you could pick up with that thing? Besides, you'd be perfect for playing main role in the upcoming movie--the said image is amazing!
"If you want your own mental sword to scare the neighbors with, keep reading Dtoid. We've got the hookup!"
My very own Mental Sword eh? I could potentially drive people MAD with this tool of unspeakable mentality.
My very own Mental Sword eh? I could potentially drive people MAD with this tool of unspeakable mentality.
I have one true reason i need this sword of pure EPICNESS!
The Zombie Horde is currently assaulting my house and i ran out of gas for my Chainsaw and the last 100 zombies i killed was with a picture of Chuck Norris. I desperatly need this sword or else my family will be eaten alive.
The Zombie Horde is currently assaulting my house and i ran out of gas for my Chainsaw and the last 100 zombies i killed was with a picture of Chuck Norris. I desperatly need this sword or else my family will be eaten alive.
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