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THQ sends me tickets to ride Metro 2033 photo

This weekend, I received a nondescript envelope in the mail. Inside the brown envelope I found a letter confirming my trip to ride the Moscow Metro, along with two tickets. I immediately made the connection to THQ's Metro 2033, the recently-announced first-person shooter based on a Russian novel.

I was right, of course -- the Russian on the ticket (and in the letter) was identical to some of the text used in the promos for the game (particularly the "Fear the Future" text, shown in the big black letters above). But I was curious to see if the rest of the ticket (printed entirely in Russian) had any interesting info or clues hidden on it. According to our Russian translators (we have an entire team!), here's what it says:

(on the front)

Moscow Metropolitan

Fear the Future

Moscow Metropolitan is not safe. The forthcoming trip is promised to have nothing but suffering, recklessness, or death. Enter at your own risk.
 
(on the back)
 
My name is Arytom. If you are reading this, then you are reading to join me on this adventure.
But at the same time, probably not. My trip is very dark. 
If we lose each other, then we never will see each other again. I am afraid I won't be able to come back. I am afraid of.....the future.

Moscow Metropolitan is not safe. The forthcoming trip is promised to have nothing but suffering, recklessness, or death. Enter at your own risk.
This trip doesn't sound like much fun, if you ask me. Also, it may include monsters. So, uh... anyone want two tickets to ride the Moscow metro?

 


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 08:19
MrSadistic
No, but I'd gladly give you a mustache ride.
stalydan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 08:33
stalydan
I'd love to go on a trip of pain and miserary as long as I get popcorn and a toothbrush (popcorn shells always gets stuck between my teeth)
Njackson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 09:18
Njackson
Do want!!
Devils Theory's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 09:36
Devils Theory
I am from Russia I would love to go on a trip with Metro 2033
AhmetBeraty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 09:42
AhmetBeraty
I'll go. As long as you promise me that no one will steal my damn kidneys. I've grown really attached to them.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 09:47
Xzyliac
Fuck yeah I'd go. If only to momentarily quench my unhealthy obsession with Russia, their pop, and their women.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 09:50
HiddenAHB
HELL YEAH! RUSSIAN!!
We need more Russian games.
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 09:54
Klarden
it's ukrainian...:/
TJH518's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 11:28
TJH518
Don't forget to pet the dog statue in the metro! It means you'll be back or something. I kinda wanted some Purell after I touched it though. Moscow is fun its like NYC but where public drinking is tolerated.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 12:29
Xzyliac
@TJH518
And the women are hotter with sexier accents.
on3nightstan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 13:00
on3nightstan
as a Russian gamer, I approve.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:13
Holyetheline
I'd be happy to take those tickets off of your back for you. ;)
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