No sooner had I put the finishing touches on the upcoming review for Darksiders II than this ... thing arrived. I would like you all to serve as witnesses in the event of my disappearance, because I am fairly certain this can be classed as a threat of some kind.
So yeah, that's a gravestone, made out of proper stone n' stuff. I do have to say, it's probably the classiest bit of swag that's swept this way in a while. If I'm going to get accused of being "paid off," it might as well be for a miniature chunk of rock with my death printed on it.
Anyway, Destructoid's review (and the game) goes live on August 14.
Azure Striker out next month in Japan, working on North American release parity
4:30 PM on 07.22.2014