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This might be the biggest threat ever made to a reviewer. "WE BOUGHT YOU GRAVE. JUST IN CASE YOU GIVE DARKSIDERS 2 A 7.5".
I look forward to welcoming you to the totally dead club next week OOOOOOoooOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooooooo
Ha, that's a hoot. Some smart marketing right there. I bet that's a fun job, getting to come up with stuff like that.
You have any idea how many copies this game would sell if you actually did die on that date?
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Come to think of it, probably none. They'd more than likely pussy out and not advertise it if that happened.
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Come to think of it, probably none. They'd more than likely pussy out and not advertise it if that happened.
So first you get a cool mask that ends up in the CE of the game later, and now you get your own tombstone?
Man, I really wish I was an accredited games reviewer sometimes.
Man, I really wish I was an accredited games reviewer sometimes.
Dildo bats, chain swords, and grave stones. THQ knows their swag. I hope Darksiders 2 does well for them.
So, you may have put a game in direct competition with Darksiders in that shot there, Jim. There are ways in which that could be interpreted. I choose to think you're angling for some noodles :)
If Jim's birthday there is correct then he is less than a month younger than I am and achieved so much more with his life...... Im sad now.
Wow. If you can get the Darksiders Logo and the dates carefully worn off that you could keep it in the garage until someone really tiny dies (like a cat) and needs a memorial and have it re-engraved. You'd be a funeral super hero.
Or you could use it for a book end.
Or you could use it for a book end.
But you are still an awesome and wonderful person, personz. and jim is probably going to die a horrible death, killed by fanboys.
They didn't put your full name(Jimmothy) on there?
Well if you die on that day you can save a few bucks!
Well if you die on that day you can save a few bucks!
PhilK3nS3bb3n: No, it was a sac. I will only accept bribes if they come packaged in high quality bollock wallets.
Dildo bats, chain swords, and grave stones. No wonder THQ locks half the game off for DLC... They have to recoup the money for all that swag.
I see Sleeping Dogs there too...will you be reviewing that as well on the same day?
I'm really interested in both games, and can only afford one. I have Sleeping Dogs preordered at the moment, but I'm still a bit unsure which to get.
I'm really interested in both games, and can only afford one. I have Sleeping Dogs preordered at the moment, but I'm still a bit unsure which to get.
While I'm sure Jim receives death threats every day, you have to admire THQ for "stepping-it-up" by sending a mock grave stone. I would hate to see what Konami would send...a pistol with one bullet?
"All was NOT quiet on that New Year's Day, I gather."
Nope. By all accounts, I came out with a LOT of blood.
Nope. By all accounts, I came out with a LOT of blood.
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