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THQ hires porn star as 'special producer' for Saints Row 2 photo

Forget the fact that Grand Theft Auto IV and Saints Row 2 are two completely different takes on a shared genre. The games look similar, therefore we're obligated to pit them against one another in order to see which is superior.

Releasing Saints Row 2 long after people had forgotten about GTA IV wasn't good enough; no, THQ needed something that would grab our attention, and Gary Busey was not going to cut it.

CVG has gotten word that porn star Tera Patrick has joined Volition to lend her "one-of-a-kind special touch" to Saints Row 2, whatever that means.

THQ promised that more specifics would be given out eventually, but in the meantime, you're free to stare at the picture above until your boss catches you.








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ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:02
ace of knaves
One of her is included with every purchase of the collector's edition.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:06
Eschatos
Trying to outdo Hot Coffee? I can dig it.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:08
F Whipple
I wonder if they had tryouts for this gig
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:08
linuxguy
special touch haha!
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:15
maxio098ui
ive seen her porn. she is a fraudddd. she never loves the person she loves, thats just wrong.
Rigor Mortis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:18
Rigor Mortis
...there's GOT to have been more attractive women they could have chosen O_o
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:20
Maurice Tan
She should've done this 10 years ago when she was still something to look at. Now it's jut terable :PPPPP
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:25
king3vbo
So every game comes with a free sample of syphilis? Wonderful.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:29
B-Radicate
Blowjobs for everyone! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:51
MechaMonkey
She has the special distinction of being made entirely of silicone.
Aurvant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:55
Aurvant
Dear Jade,

Your Fired.

Ubi.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:59
TrailerParkJesus
I don't know, she's pretty gross looking nowadays.

How about this one?

kahjah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:05
kahjah
I love me some Munn
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:08
monosylabik
yeah...this will end well.

should have hired sasha grey...at least all of her parts are still original factory parts.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:12
GohanGVO
What the hell is wrong with Tera's waist?
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:13
CountingConflict
The only reason they hired Tera is so they could research what it feels like for consumers when they constantly get fucked in the ass by high prices/shitty games.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:18
Char Aznable
Oh, come on. Don't act like you guys wouldn't blow your wads instantly if Tera Patrick even looked at you in real life.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:20
Joe Burling
No way, Char. I wouldn't even be able to kiss her after seeing soooooo many different dicks in her mouth.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:20
J03yyz
my boss sprained his ankle last night so hes not here to catch meeeeee!!

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:21
linuxguy
@monosylabik: I agree with your views and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
P.S:Love that stare she gives on your avatar
JamnOnTheOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:22
JamnOnTheOne
@Char

I met her at a trade show a few years ago and I can safely say I'd rather pork a fatty with a serious FUPA than have my dick anywhere near her.

Sad thing is, she used to be quite nice looking until she started getting tattoos. Tattoos == Fail :-(
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:37
mix
Saints Row 2, now with 140% more herpes!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:39
Sharpless
You know, I've gotta say, not a fan of Tera. Stick Eva Angelina in there, and then we'll talk.

@GohanGVO
Photoshop is wrong with Tera's waist.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:47
TheDreadHawk
Agreed with Sharpless. o: Omg, yes.

Anyway! This is just another way to sell PROPOSTERONE to all the people who think they're stud-ass gangstas.

"DUDE CHECK IT OUT, IT'S GOT A PORNSTAR IN IT!(cruise control!)"
"Is this game any good?"
"Who cares?! There's a pornstar in it! AND GARY BUSEY!"
"OH MAN I AM SO IN!"
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 14:16
Char Aznable
Ok, you guys bring up some valid points here, especially about the endless stream of dicks that has ravaged her body. Hmm..."Endless Stream of Dicks" might make a good band name.

Fucking gross tatoos on her, too.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 14:26
atastysammich
If I ever see someone's band in Guitar Hero or Rock Band with that name, I'm taking away their memory card. Or hard drive.

Or their... entire Wii. Been jonesin' to play some Castle of Shikigami III anyway.
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 14:59
gotdurnrite
I hope she didn't do voice over work. With all the botox, collagen injections, and cheek bone enhancements I'd be surprised if she can form whole syllables.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 23:58
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Tera Patrick looked at me while wearing the Dtoid helmet at AVN 06. Squee.
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