Forget the fact that Grand Theft Auto IV and Saints Row 2 are two completely different takes on a shared genre. The games look similar, therefore we're obligated to pit them against one another in order to see which is superior.
Releasing Saints Row 2 long after people had forgotten about GTA IV wasn't good enough; no, THQ needed something that would grab our attention, and Gary Busey was not going to cut it.
CVG has gotten word that porn star Tera Patrick has joined Volition to lend her "one-of-a-kind special touch" to Saints Row 2, whatever that means.
THQ promised that more specifics would be given out eventually, but in the meantime, you're free to stare at the picture above until your boss catches you.
Jordan Devore is Destructoid's PC gaming manager and founding ginger editor. He is said to be easy to love but difficult to know. When Samit inquired about his curious bio photo Jordan simply replied:
"bitches love sandcastles" ... yet, there is no sandcastle in that photo. We may never truly understand his ways.
Likes
Platformers, Pixel-based graphics, Stickerbrush Symphony, Pokemon, Leaderboards
Meet the rest of the team
| BBcode help |
| [b]Bold text[/b] |
Bold text |
| [i]Italic text[/i] |
Italic text |
| [url]http://www.dtoid.com/[/url] |
http://www.dtoid.com |
| [url=http://www.dtoid.com/]Web link[/url] |
Web link |
|
| [img]http://www.example.com/robot.jpg[/img] |
 |
Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:
Comment with Facebook
Click connect and comment instantly!
|
Comment with Dtoid
New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds
|
29 comments | showing # 1 to 29
|
Comment with Facebook
Click connect and comment instantly!
|
Comment with Dtoid
New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds
|
Comments policy
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!
Contest:
12:04 PM on 07.25.2008
| 
Your Fired.
Ubi.
How about this one?
should have hired sasha grey...at least all of her parts are still original factory parts.
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
P.S:Love that stare she gives on your avatar
I met her at a trade show a few years ago and I can safely say I'd rather pork a fatty with a serious FUPA than have my dick anywhere near her.
Sad thing is, she used to be quite nice looking until she started getting tattoos. Tattoos == Fail :-(
@GohanGVO
Photoshop is wrong with Tera's waist.
Anyway! This is just another way to sell PROPOSTERONE to all the people who think they're stud-ass gangstas.
"DUDE CHECK IT OUT, IT'S GOT A PORNSTAR IN IT!(cruise control!)"
"Is this game any good?"
"Who cares?! There's a pornstar in it! AND GARY BUSEY!"
"OH MAN I AM SO IN!"
Fucking gross tatoos on her, too.
Or their... entire Wii. Been jonesin' to play some Castle of Shikigami III anyway.