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THQ hires porn star as 'special producer' for Saints Row 2 photo

Forget the fact that Grand Theft Auto IV and Saints Row 2 are two completely different takes on a shared genre. The games look similar, therefore we're obligated to pit them against one another in order to see which is superior.

Releasing Saints Row 2 long after people had forgotten about GTA IV wasn't good enough; no, THQ needed something that would grab our attention, and Gary Busey was not going to cut it.

CVG has gotten word that porn star Tera Patrick has joined Volition to lend her "one-of-a-kind special touch" to Saints Row 2, whatever that means.

THQ promised that more specifics would be given out eventually, but in the meantime, you're free to stare at the picture above until your boss catches you.


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ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 07/25/2008 12:02
One of her is included with every purchase of the collector's edition.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 07/25/2008 12:06
Trying to outdo Hot Coffee? I can dig it.
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 07/25/2008 12:08
I wonder if they had tryouts for this gig
linuxguy's Avatar
linuxguy at 07/25/2008 12:08
special touch haha!
maxio098ui's Avatar
maxio098ui at 07/25/2008 12:15
ive seen her porn. she is a fraudddd. she never loves the person she loves, thats just wrong.
Rigor Mortis's Avatar
Rigor Mortis at 07/25/2008 12:18
...there's GOT to have been more attractive women they could have chosen O_o
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Professor Pew at 07/25/2008 12:20
She should've done this 10 years ago when she was still something to look at. Now it's jut terable :PPPPP
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king3vbo at 07/25/2008 12:25
So every game comes with a free sample of syphilis? Wonderful.
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 07/25/2008 12:29
Blowjobs for everyone! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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MechaMonkey at 07/25/2008 12:51
She has the special distinction of being made entirely of silicone.
Aurvantoid's Avatar
Aurvantoid at 07/25/2008 12:55
Dear Jade,

Your Fired.

Ubi.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 07/25/2008 12:59
I don't know, she's pretty gross looking nowadays.

How about this one?

kahjah's Avatar
kahjah at 07/25/2008 13:05
I love me some Munn
monosylabik's Avatar
monosylabik at 07/25/2008 13:08
yeah...this will end well.

should have hired sasha grey...at least all of her parts are still original factory parts.
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 07/25/2008 13:11
GohanGVO's Avatar
GohanGVO at 07/25/2008 13:12
What the hell is wrong with Tera's waist?
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CountingConflict at 07/25/2008 13:13
The only reason they hired Tera is so they could research what it feels like for consumers when they constantly get fucked in the ass by high prices/shitty games.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 07/25/2008 13:18
Oh, come on. Don't act like you guys wouldn't blow your wads instantly if Tera Patrick even looked at you in real life.
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 07/25/2008 13:20
No way, Char. I wouldn't even be able to kiss her after seeing soooooo many different dicks in her mouth.
J03yyz's Avatar
J03yyz at 07/25/2008 13:20
my boss sprained his ankle last night so hes not here to catch meeeeee!!

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
linuxguy's Avatar
linuxguy at 07/25/2008 13:21
@monosylabik: I agree with your views and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
P.S:Love that stare she gives on your avatar
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JamnOnTheOne at 07/25/2008 13:22
@Char

I met her at a trade show a few years ago and I can safely say I'd rather pork a fatty with a serious FUPA than have my dick anywhere near her.

Sad thing is, she used to be quite nice looking until she started getting tattoos. Tattoos == Fail :-(
mix's Avatar
mix at 07/25/2008 13:37
Saints Row 2, now with 140% more herpes!
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Sharpless at 07/25/2008 13:39
You know, I've gotta say, not a fan of Tera. Stick Eva Angelina in there, and then we'll talk.

@GohanGVO
Photoshop is wrong with Tera's waist.
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TheDreadHawk at 07/25/2008 13:47
Agreed with Sharpless. o: Omg, yes.

Anyway! This is just another way to sell PROPOSTERONE to all the people who think they're stud-ass gangstas.

"DUDE CHECK IT OUT, IT'S GOT A PORNSTAR IN IT!(cruise control!)"
"Is this game any good?"
"Who cares?! There's a pornstar in it! AND GARY BUSEY!"
"OH MAN I AM SO IN!"
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Char Aznable at 07/25/2008 14:16
Ok, you guys bring up some valid points here, especially about the endless stream of dicks that has ravaged her body. Hmm..."Endless Stream of Dicks" might make a good band name.

Fucking gross tatoos on her, too.
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atastysammich at 07/25/2008 14:26
If I ever see someone's band in Guitar Hero or Rock Band with that name, I'm taking away their memory card. Or hard drive.

Or their... entire Wii. Been jonesin' to play some Castle of Shikigami III anyway.
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gotdurnrite at 07/25/2008 14:59
I hope she didn't do voice over work. With all the botox, collagen injections, and cheek bone enhancements I'd be surprised if she can form whole syllables.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 07/25/2008 23:58
Tera Patrick looked at me while wearing the Dtoid helmet at AVN 06. Squee.
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