THQ hires porn star as 'special producer' for Saints Row 2

Forget the fact that Grand Theft Auto IV and Saints Row 2 are two completely different takes on a shared genre. The games look similar, therefore we're obligated to pit them against one another in order to see which is superior.

Releasing Saints Row 2 long after people had forgotten about GTA IV wasn't good enough; no, THQ needed something that would grab our attention, and Gary Busey was not going to cut it.

CVG has gotten word that porn star Tera Patrick has joined Volition to lend her "one-of-a-kind special touch" to Saints Row 2, whatever that means.

THQ promised that more specifics would be given out eventually, but in the meantime, you're free to stare at the picture above until your boss catches you.