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Those About to Die: The Bosses of the Metal Gear Series photo

[It's time for another Monthly Musing -- the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. -- CTZ]  
 
The Metal Gear Solid series has always been a favorite of mine. Metal Gear Solid was the first game I ever pre-ordered thanks to GamePro's coverage hyping my 12-year-old brain into a frenzy. I was ravenous for the game, completely obsessed with the apparent ability to jump into the shoes of a super soldier like none other. A lone wolf (well, snake) infiltrating a heavily guarded fortress in Alaska, armed with only his wits and a sneaking suit. The emphasis on NOT killing is what attracted me; to try to sneak through the game. What a new experience.

I had played Tenchu: Stealth Assassins when my friend got it the month before, but still, this was modern day espionage so it wasn't the same. When the game came out, my mother drove me to the EB in the mall and I snagged the game, almost literally throwing it into my PlayStation when I got home. At the insistence of GamePro, I had borrowed a friends Dual Shock controller, which had just been released. I had also turned off all the lights and blacked out my room. I turned up the sound and immersed myself in the beautiful opening theme of MGS.

Then I was off. Sneaking past the elevator, the helipad and finding the SOCOM. Calling my superiors and the people assisting me (including Natasha, every time I picked up ANYTHING that resembled a weapon). I played through the amazing heart attack sequence, immersed in the cinema (Rumble ftw), and then came to my first Boss. Revolver Ocelot was taken care of, but it wasn't until years later at which I would sympathize with him, so he's coming later. The Tank Battle and the strange hand-to-hand encounter with Grey Fox soon followed. However none of these shocked me as much as Psycho Mantis.


Mantis was the first boss battle that really ever shocked me. It was the first truly "next-gen" experience. Until then with most games, it had been mostly platforming and well timed jumps, or unload all your bullets and strafe.

Not Mantis. The man was diabolical. A truly awe inspiring encounter. He was merciless too. He would get Meryl to kill herself, and could read my previous save files. Hell, the guy made fun of me for saving so often. And then the fight. The only other boss battles that have ever really come close to matching the experience of this battle have come from the other Metal Gear games. But this stands out. You always remember your first great boss battle, right? After failing twice, I got a call from the Colonel. Unplug the controller and put it into slot 2.

Such a simple, but completely unexpected solution. I rapidly swapped out the controller as Psycho set my TV to the HIDEO channel. And thus, I defeated my enemy. But then I got something unexpected. A soliloquy. I should have hated this guy after what he did, holding a gun to Meryl's head, forcing me to knock her out. I shouldn't have cared. But I did. It was just a game, but I felt for this character, who had just tried to kill me, because his past was so messed up. I found out what turned him into this masked bondage nut. He was a sadist to be sure, joining FOXHOUND for the joy of killing, a reflection of his disgust brought on by his interactions with other people, and their disgust with him. But as he dies, he reflects on how it felt to help someone, as he helps Snake move on to the next area. I still to this day am amazed at how a bastard like Psycho Mantis can still be one of my favorite videogame characters, and whats more, at how much I understand his motives and feel for the guy.

But Hideo wasn't done. I was saddened by the death of Sniper Wolf, despite the cheese of the "can love bloom on the battlefield" line. I was awestruck once again at the epic end of Vulcan Raven (devoured by Ravens, wow). Even Liquid was made into a tragic villain in his desire to prove himself as more then just (what he thought) the waste material from Big Boss. But enough about MGS, we have 3 more games!


While MGS 2 is definitely the weakest of the Metal Gear Solid games, I still love it. MGS 2 had its fair share of boss battles, but the character that really stood out for me was one that a lot of people don't like, don't care about or have just plane forgotten. Not Fat Man, but the female member of Dead Cell, Fortune.

The first time we glimpse Fortune is when she is obliterating a team of Navy Seals. Her power, while later revealed as a gimmick, is still pretty cool and makes for an okay boss "fight" in which you need to dodge her huge rail gun while waiting for an elevator. What made her so interesting though, was the raw emotion she displays. As a loyal soldier to the US, why does she go crazy and rebel? To kill Solid Snake due to a total misunderstanding. She got played, like so many other characters in the MGS universe, by Ocelot. But what hit me the hardest was in that huge ending, before the final boss, she is shown to not have supernatural abilities. Ocelot proves this by shooting her at near point blank range. But she doesn't go down. No, instead she deflects a number of Metal Gear Ray's Missiles with her mind. That did it for me. After being so thoroughly betrayed, once again, a former enemy dies while protecting me. An awesome way to redeem herself after shooting at me with a rail gun.

Metal Gear Solid 2 ended with a few awesome experiences, but no truly memorable boss fight, aside from the extremely surreal fight with a fat, bald guy on roller blades. It's greatness came in it's convoluted-but-fun story and it's ingenuity (like when the game tricked me into going to sleep). But Metal Gear Solid 3 redeemed this, offering me two stunning boss fights, one tough one, an epic motorcycle chase and my favorite character design ever. However, MGS 3 also lost points. I loved hearing the bosses stories, and in this game, I got the cliff notes version for everyone. Even the Boss was not nearly as well developed as I would have hoped, though much was hinted at.


The cobra unit was an awesome collection of bosses, and were at the core of one of the greatest twists in my gaming experience. At this point in the series, we had seen two special forces units go completely rogue, so this was nothing new. But the Cobra Unit was different. They were all insane. The Pain is the only one that was never really a threat. Once the Pain is killed, we got the toughest boss fight in the game (save the last one), The Fear. The Fear was similar to Vamp, only more of a pain in the ass. He was the challenging one I mentioned earlier. But still The Fear was nothing compared to the epic fight that followed soon after. Snake soon enters the arena of my second favorite boss of all time. The father of modern sniping, The End.


The End is one of the most interesting boss fights I've ever had the pleasure to experience. It was as much a puzzle as anything else. Though it got easy once you tranquilized his parrot (or killed it, if that's your thing) and started using the infra red goggles. Still, to get his camo, and if you were trying to get his Mosin Nagant, to sneak up on him was still a hell of an experience. But what made it so interesting for me is that while I beat him my first time through, the entire battle took me close to 45 minutes. The realization that I had solved this great puzzle was quite a nice reward as a gamer. When I thought back to how I had played through it, I got a sense of satisfaction as I had tried to treat it like a real sniper battle, using camouflage and the directional mic to find my target and hit him before he could hit me.

The End was a great fight, and clever too. It was in a huge area, and required you to actually think, which is one of the reasons the Metal Gear Series is so enjoyable: they're intuitive, while still requiring creativity in the way you choose to take on the bosses. You don't just take cover and pump them full of lead. You solve their puzzles and use your own wits and stealthy abilities to take them on.

As a quick aside, The Fury, the next full boss battle you experience has one of my favorite character designs ever, and is at the heart of what bothers me about MGS 3. Hideo removed the bosses back story due to backlash from 2, but here, I wanted the stories of each and every one of the five Cobra members. All we know is that The Fury was a cosmonaut and has a jet pack.


But what makes MGS 3 into one of the most stunning games released last generation is the final boss battle. The field of flowers and the battle between mentor and student. It was beautiful and it was hard. The boss, especially at higher difficulties, loved to kick your ass. But I did it, I finally brought her down (tranquilizing her, no kills FTW).

Then, Kojima thawed my heart. He forced me to pull the Trigger. I stood over her broken body for what felt like an eternity before finally pulling the trigger. The boss, Big Boss' mentor was dead, and it was my fault. Then, Kojima rubs salt into the wounds. The Boss was a true patriot. Her job, and the job of the entire Cobra Unit was to sacrifice themselves as patriots so America could be blameless. The Boss was killed as a traitor for politics. She was never really a bad guy, she was just doing what her country required. Heart breaking. I wont lie, I teared up. I had pulled the trigger on a fictional character, a fictional patriot, but I felt like I had done a great disservice in doing so. Kojima really knows what the hell he is doing.


Then, finally, it's time for MGS 4 and we get the Beast and Beauty corps. What a way to end. A homage to the previous great bosses of the MGS series. We get a homage to Mantis, Wolf/Fortune/The End, Vulcan Raven/The Hind D battle, and even Decoy Octopus. Yet this time around, they all felt fresh again. The beauties were all excellent fights, but it's what happens after each battle that gets me. Drebin calls me, and gives me exactly what I crave. He tells me the sad, sad stories of why each one of these beautiful women turns into a psychopathic and perfectly loyal soldier. While we never have the interactions with the characters like we do with the other bosses of the MGS series, we nonetheless get an insight into why these dangerous women are also so vulnerable. And we can only hope that we helped put their demons to rest.

But while the Beauty and Beast Corps are all rather amazing battles, it is the final fight with Liquid Ocelot that was the most memorable. The two old men fighting atop Outer Haven, just beating the tar out of each other. As the battle progresses we get the three generations of Ocelot, starting with his Liquid incarnation and ending with a battle brewing for over 40 years of in game time, between Ocelot and Snake. This battle capped off a 10 year (in real life time) battle between Snake, the Patriots, Ocelot and all the major players in the MGS world. We, as gamers got to experience the tragedies of Snake and his adventures, and we actually got to gain insight into what makes these villains villains.

MGS 4 is still the only game to ever make me truely tear up and cry. When Snake put a gun to his mouth, I was truely sad. I had played through his adventures for 10 years, and had stuck with him. I had played Portable Ops and Ac!d, and even the Game Boy Color game, but nothing really prepared me to see my favorite hero put his gun in his mouth at the end of the game and prepare to end it all, especially after those E3 trailers. Thankfully, Big Boss is awesome.

That is why, for those MGS Bosses throughout all 10 years of the series, I salute you.


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etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 01:20
etirflita
The lack of boss backstories in 3 did irritate me a bit, after how perfect the original members of FoxHound were. Good write up, Fox.

and yes- Ghost Babel was the shit
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etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 01:22
etirflita


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ogo2k's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 01:46
ogo2k
Most of the bosses in 3 had good backstories, you just had to look for em. Not nearly as fleshed out as Foxhound, but I felt I knew them well enough to blow them up.
ammoelf3's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 02:02
ammoelf3
In terms of character development, MGS1 and MGS2 had the best bosses, but in terms of fun bossfights, I'll have to give it to MGS3 for The End, The Fury, and The Boss, such awesome fights. MGS4 was okay, but the back story delivery was an atrocity.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 05:39
Occams electric toothbrush
The End reminded me of if Santa had become a sniper.

Also, Pscyho Mantis was the best.
Autumn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 08:07
Autumn
Quick question: where does 'For Those About To Die' come from, and what the heck does it mean? I see it all the time in the blogs and the posts seem to be from different people. Enlighten me?
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 08:44
ZombiePlatypus
Great blog, it brought back a lot of memories...
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 08:46
linuxguy
AUTUMN: it's the monthly musings theme for this month.
you can find the link on the top of this page
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 08:47
linuxguy
also BRAVO Arctic.
if a game series had the most poignant boss death it's the metal gear series.
makes me wish konami would remake the old MSX games
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 09:40
Cowboy TTop
Gotta love those MGS bosses, possibly the best in games, next RE and Zelda.

Revolver Ocelot is so damn cool and Psycho Mantis batshit crazy awesome.
Autumn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 09:45
Autumn
@Linuxguy
Ah, thanks buddy!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 11:16
Takeshi
Metal Gear Bosses are awesome.


Fatman was cool.


Harab Serap from AC!D 2 was great.


Leone from AC!D was amazing

But



Metal Gear Solid 4's grand finale was the best boss fight I've ever played. I turned the volume way up and was screaming from enjoyment.

more info here
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 14:17
ArcticFox
@ogo2k
I know the bosses in 3 had backstories, but it bothered me that they weren't as fleshed out. We got their base stories, "oh this dude is a disfigured cosmonaut" or "this guy was the father of sniping". We never got their full stories, what motivated them, how they earned their nicknames (we got a glimpse), but what significant experiences led to them becoming the persona of that particular sensation/emotion. Still, I loved the fights, and the bosses, thats what makes me wish there was more.

@ammoelf3
MGS3 definitely had the best fights, save the Psycho Mantis fight. Still, it's a bit hard to argue with the ninga fight (watching him deflect bullets), or the sniper battles. Or when you as Snake battle Rex by yourself (wasnt hard, but wow was it stunning). And as for MGS4, I liked the delivery of the back story. It was simple, and it kept the beauties mysterious. They were so traumatized from their pasts that they couldn't have explained/helped you. It was a bit dry, but it kinda fit Drebins' character surprisingly well, and he also made it feel solemn too. But that is one for personal opinion and I can see why you didn't like it.

@Takeshi
For the non-cannon games, I preferred Ghost Babel over the Acid's personally. I liked Ghost Babel more then I liked Portable Ops even. And that one was cannon. Pyro Bison, Slasher Hawk, Marionette Owl and Black Arts Viper were all awesome villains.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 17:18
pascuz46
I dont know what else I can say which hasnt already been said about the MGS bosses. There all so amazing except most of the boss fights in MGS2. All the rest are amazing even the MGS: Ghost Babel had amazing boss fights. There is one of reasons why this is my favorite video game series of all time.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 17:50
Aziel13
poor decoy octopus
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 21:14
etirflita
@Aziel13
I know, right? I rumbled him to death accidentally. ..Unless he was just playing dead. Master thespian indeed! I await a sequel based around Decoy and his escape from Shadow Moses.
shinryu108's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 05:28
shinryu108
I love MGS bosses, they're usually so well thought out and the battles never fail to entertain…BUT my one qualm is that some of them just take too long to go down, especially on harder difficulty levels. I don't mind a challenge, but I hate when a good fun battle gets repetitive - especially when one mistake on your part can pretty much screw your chances.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather have bosses that are tougher to hit but take real damage. And while I like MGS's arcade-y feel, I'd love a "realism" mode in MGS where a headshot is a headshot, both for Snake and for the enemies. I mean, how much lead can Mantis or Olga even contain in those bodies? How many Stingers to the face can Liquid take? How many bullets do you need to take out one sniper?

That said, there's nothing like a deep triumphant breath after taking down that damn Harrier. I also liked the lack of deep backstories for the MGS3 bosses - the canvas was getting old. And I have yet to play MGS4, got my hopes pretty frickin high for that one.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 09:28
Takeshi
@ArcticFox

I know. I just posted a random couple of bosses because almost all of them are amazing.

Am I the only one that instantly thought about Ninja Scroll when playing the bosses of MGS3?

Take a look here and tell me what you think.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 20:06
SilverDragon1979
Congratz on making the FRONT PAGE ArcticFox. When are we going to PWN some noobz again in Killzone 2?
craigbezzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 20:20
craigbezzle
Best article ever. As one of MGS's biggest fans, I can recount every second I had with that game. After defeating Mantis and walking through the creepy cave, wolves howling in the distance.

Goddamn, Kojima is a fucking genius.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 20:38
Loogibot
You're awesome for doing this, ArticFox. I really love what Kojima does with this series, especially with the bosses, changing the style and gameplay with every game. Most games just give you a clone of prior bosses with minor changes. But he does something nearly completely different with every installment. He succeeds at this while making it fun and continuing a deep story. Also, am I the only one who actually looks forward to the Metal Gear/giant mech battles?
Vhaius's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 20:54
Vhaius
The crushing nostalgia I felt when playing the final battle choked me up.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 21:06
Arttemis
The boss battles are always enjoyable, and the experience from the first time playing each boss is almost unparalleled in gaming!

Great write-up!
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 21:20
Jawmuncher
What a great read, I completely agree with just about everything you said. Especially about MGS 1 (My favorite still).

Surprised you said nothing about gray fox though, especially after his story during the MG Rex battle.

The fight in otacons lab against him is still one of my favorties.

Hand to Hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trust's his life to a weapon.
eboku01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 22:05
eboku01
Nice post "ArcticFox" :-P
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 22:32
Magnalon
Is this the ArcticFox from LBP/PSN fame? (IE do you have a black/white fox as your ps3 avatar?)

I think I have you friends listed...haha.
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 22:38
ArcticFox
Thanks for all the great reponses everyone!

@JawMuncher
I loved the GreyFox fight (especially when I pulled out my FAMAS and he deflected each bullet), but the lead up was better. The hallway walking up to the fight was amazing, and made him look so hardcore. Especially because you know you have to fight that guy. As awesome as Grey Fox was though, Psycho Mantis got to me because of how he trashed the fourth wall. But Grey Fox was unique. He is the third boss of the game, and you can NOT use weapons against him. And they had just gotten done giving you the FAMAS too. It's why I love Kojima's designs, he knows how to trick a player, but he does it intuitively and keeps his games fair.

@Takeshi
Ninja Scroll was awesome, and I think you're probably right, there is a resemblance there. I wouldn't put it past Kojima to have been influenced by Ninja Scroll or other animes and movies for his creations. He's most likely a fan, I mean he did name a character Otacon :D

@SilverDragon1979
Check your PM's

@Loogibot
You're not the only one, the Metal gear Ray part at the end was one of the best parts of the game and I almost lost my mind during the amazing Metal Gear Rex/Ray fight at the end of MGS4. That part was mostly just gratuitous fanservice, and I loved every second of it.
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 22:43
ArcticFox
@Magnalon
Not me, sorry. I wish I was internet famous though!
My PSN name is Arctic_Fox. I think Im famous around here for causing deafness in Left 4 Dead matches and KZ2 matches in the Friday Night Fights. Ask SilverDragon or Blehmeng about that.

Sorry to double post everyone!
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 22:57
necrozen
Great read, brought back the memories of all those great fights. MGS4 is the first game to really get an emotional reaction out of me too. I think it was because of all the sadness, you really feel it all ENDING, you know, and all those years you've played those metal gear games add up.

Unfortunately I don't think it is an experience that I'll get to have much, as most game series tend to turn to shit after so long. The only game that I can think of right now is maybe Halflife.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 22:58
Chronic Logic
Apparently everybody forgot about Metal Gear 1 and 2.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 01:31
greks224
Good write up, brought back some great MGS memories.
Jabberwalk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 02:59
Jabberwalk
MGS3's Cobra Unit actually all had pretty cool stories, but as previously mentioned you really had to hit up that radio and scavage through all the flavor conversation and text to find them. MGS3 is one of those games that always manages to reveal something new every time you play through it. I must have beaten it 10 times, no exaggeration, in various different ways and always found out some new little tidbit of radio conversation, gameplay mechanic, little joke, or just flatout weird randomness.

I will take this opportunity to plug one of my favorite webcomics of all time, The Last Days of FOXHOUND (http://www.gigaville.com/). Its over now, but had a very long and funny run. Most importantly though, its take on the characters is this delightful mix of absurd and spot-on that actually adds to the games once you have read it and re-played them again.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 04:09
Zippyduda
Great article, good job! I agree The End has always been one of my favourite boss battles. I was so immersed in the battles and the game themselves I was not as bothered about the lack of back story for MGS3's bosses. I like all the MGS's but only 3 and 4 made me well up, 1 and 2 didn't.
koehler83's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 05:14
koehler83
http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/334/MGS4-Boss-Auditions
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 05:26
liam2015
MGS2 is actually my favorite in the series, but to every man his own.

But I of course have to agree with you about The End. It took me AT LEAST an hour to kill him, but I had so much fun doing so. Finding that right spot where I could spot the glint of his rifle without him seeing me, then getting into another position where I could take one, maybe two shots at him, and then do it all over again was probably the most interesting way to go about having a boss in a video game.

And concerning the bosses in MGS4. I'm partial. Yes I loved the nods to all the other bosses that helped make the series great, nothing was really new, except for the last one, whixh I thought was the most epic fight in video game history. But with MGS4, I have never cried so many times in a video game. I cried when Big Mama thought Big Boss's body was being burned, I cried when Naomi died, but really only because Otacon kept getting fucked over, and pretty much through the entire ending cutscenes.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 08:09
KMCC
ArcticFox, I salute you for writing this. I don't know why, but it always makes me so happy to read/hear of other people's enjoyment of the MGS series.
Kyvon08's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 08:56
Kyvon08
Fantastic write up, definitely brought back all the emotions that those boss fights brought me.

Hands down, the MGS series is my favorite.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 10:36
Zippyduda
I have to say, I'm up to No. 350 out of 500 in that comic series and it is a-ma-zing. So funny and complicated story in the middle is genius, you should all check it out if you haven't yet. Seriously the guy should make the MGS. Thanks Jabberwalk: http://www.gigaville.com

As for The End, man can he run fast! Oh and his camo is the best thing ever.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 11:53
John Johnson
Excellent post, sir.

Kinda sad to see Solidus getting no love though. I always felt bad for Solidus because ultimately he was the good guy, and you were the bad guy. He had had it up to here with the bullshit of the Patriots and so he tried to fight against it. Sure, he probably went about it all wrong, but at least he tried.

How about that boss fight on the roof of Arsenal Gear against the never ending wave of Metal Gear RAYs? Oh, right, this isn't an article about largest pains in the ass ever.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 12:30
grasslunatic
Nice article I love the MGS bosses too. Liquid is the best one, though.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 15:53
Wexx
I almost stopped reading at "MGS 2 is the weakest of the Series". STRONGLY DISAGREE. Sure, the characters weren't memorable, but they were almost parodies of the First games'.

Up until then, great read though. Congratulations on the front page!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 22:18
Naim Master
*SPOILER*Snake should have pulled the trigger and Big Boss should stay dead, teh backstory should be told by Drebin or Otacon ; if pulling the trigger on The Boss was hard, imagine pulling the trigger on Snake , seeing that the gun is empty and pulling the trigger again , I would die in tears ... *SPOILER*
ToxinBlackheart's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 11:02
ToxinBlackheart
This is beautifully written.

It brought back so many memories.
Zealous's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 04:50
Zealous
MGS is too awesome. I agree with the fact that the cobra unit didn't get a backstory, especially since the Fury seemed like he had so much to give as a character.
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