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Those About to Die: Random geometric shapes photo

[It's time for another Monthly Musing -- the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. -- CTZ]  

And He asked him, "What is thy name?" And he answered, saying "My name is Legion: for we are many."

Mark 5:9

I don't know when you first started showing up in my life. Perhaps I was too young to remember. Perhaps you've been around since the beginning of time. Perhaps even before that. All I know is that you've never stopped coming. Never. 

I used to think nothing of it; after all, you were simply random geometric shapes falling from the top of the screen. When one completed its trip, another appeared and followed in the footsteps of its brethren. Simple. What harm could you possibly do? What threat could you possibly pose?

I used to think nothing of it. I don't think like that anymore.



There exists a form of torture in which a prisoner is bound while water drips onto his head. One single, solitary drop at a time. The constant trickle has been known to drive men insane after mere hours. When victims of this treatment were dragged away, some witnesses claim that these newly minted madmen would scream "it never ends! It never ends! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!"

In hindsight, it should have been obvious.

Drip.

Drip.

Drip.

Drip.



Had I known what fate had in store for me, I would have given up the moment I understood what I was facing and let the eternal deluge crush the life from my mortal frame. Instead, I resisted. I fought with every fiber of my being. I battled with every ounce of my soul. And I suffered the worst fate imaginable.

I survived.



I survived, only to realize that I would soon envy the dead and their ignorance of your diabolical schemes. I survived, only to wonder what hope could possibly remain in this realm of endless oppression. I survived, only to witness your inexorable march begin come from different, unexpected directions.

You struck from below.



It was one thing to rain down your fury from the heavens. It was how things had always been and, truth be told, I found it appropriate: I had long ago abandoned any hope for salvation from a higher power, and for you to swarm from there only solidified in my mind the fact that humanity was indeed alone in this world.

But to strike from below? To desecrate the very ground upon which I stand? To destroy the very base from where I gaze up at the stars? Only then did I realize why I had not yet been squashed beneath your titanic bulk: you let me live.

You sick bastards, you let me live. It wasn't enough to kill me -- you wanted to cripple my sanity first by cutting out the very Earth from under me.

Drip.

Drip.

You struck from the sides.



Why? Was it not enough to take the sky from above and the Earth from below? Did you also have to take the air from around me?

You had me completely surrounded. Boxed in like a crippled animal. I longed for you to deliver the final blow so I could finally attain the sweet release of oblivion. But it was not to be. For this wasn't enough for you.

Nothing ever was.

Drip.

Drip.

Drip.

Drip.

You struck from beyond the 4th wall.



It was one thing to deal with you coming from the top, bottom, and sides of the screen. It was another thing completely to see you cross the boundary from my world back into yours - to see you fall from a point seemingly outside of the screen into it.

Why did you not cross the other way, from your world into mine? Was this your way of taunting me? Your way of rubbing in my utter helplessness in the face of certain doom?

Penetrating the barrier between worlds should have been enough even for the most hardened soul. But it became clear to me that you have none. So what did you do?

You gave me the power to send you from my world to yours. And I embraced this power. I pressed the buttons and you fell into the screen. Again. And again. I should have stopped. I wanted to stop. But I didn't. I couldn't.

You made me the cause of my madness.

Drip.

You made me do this.

Drip.

You made me.

Drip.

...

I will strike back.



I will form grids with you (with minimum dimensions of 4-by-4) made up of solid colors and you will disappear. I will complete horizontal lines consisting of your falling carcasses and you will vanish. I will line up 3 or more of you who have the same color and you will cease to exist.

I will do whatever it takes. For as long as it takes.

I will destroy you.

You will never stop coming. And I will never stop killing you.

Never.

I will make you stop.

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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28

Foe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 11:11
Foe
This was so cool! BUT now I'm going to have nightmares about Tetris+torture.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 11:42
sickNasty
what about the random geometric shapes in geometry wars?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 15:00
Takeshi
Nice one!
Micorku's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 15:03
Micorku
Amazing. I will never look at Tetris the same way. And the puzzle realm in Henry Hatsworth is even more sinister now. Well played, sir. Well played.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 20:46
The-Excel
Deconstructin'-structin'-structin.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 06:33
TheToiletDuck
This was great. I'm going to kick the next geometric shape i see, just for you :)
Foe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 09:35
Foe
After reading this I went out and bought Henry Hatsworth... You're right it is pure evil.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 17:45
Magnalon
Hm, came for the cool article, got tons of bad formatting!
[<i>It's time for another</i><i> <a href="http://www.destructoid.com/monthly-musings-for-those-about-to-die-we-salute-you-127142.phtml" target="_blank">Monthly Musing</a></i><i>

Is it just me?

Anyways going off the comments, Tetris is really fun, and I have to buy Hatsworth now.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 18:01
garison
I think all that terrible code gave me a seisure, I keep seeing random text when I close my eyes now :/
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 18:15
blehman
lol, wut?
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 18:17
Mushman
I think Hamza frontpaged this and because of the coding that needs to be done by him, he's kinda messed up this one.

Whoever has to hide it, please do!! :)
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 18:37
Primo
ahh my brain!
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 22:29
Magnalon
After seeing the fixed product, dude those image slices are bad-ass. A voyage through time and bricks! Classic.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 22:42
Chronic Logic
It's one thing playing normal tetris.

It's a totally different experience when the tetrinomes have faces and they beg you not to kill them, but you do anyways. As you put in the last tetrinome piece to complete a whole line, the tetrinome pieces cry out in pain and horror as the whole entire line of tetrinome explodes into a pile of blood and gore. The nearby tetrinomes near the line have a face of horror and panic as they see that will soon happen to them as well...

Feeling guilty yet?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 22:51
garison
Beautiful piece, vitaminh. Are you new to Destructoid? I don't remember seeing you around :/ , but ya, you should really write more! I love this blog.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 23:09
Sentry
Nicely done!
megaStryke's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 23:13
megaStryke
Christ Almighty. It's biblical.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 23:25
Jack Maverick
This is just bizarre and out of the ordinary. I love it so much.
doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 23:49
doctor insidious
"Now that was be teh mostest amazing thing I has read in long time" John Freeman said.
Ali D's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 23:53
Ali D
Top quality article sir. I never thought someone would write an article like this on Tetris and the like, but you've done a great job.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 23:53
Niero
Sexy shop?
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 00:44
Batthink
Congrats on the front page. Excellent prose. ;O)
Mitchb611's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 00:58
Mitchb611
Great post, but you've seriously frightened me away from geometry for a long, long time. Keep it up...i think.
Lucca's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 05:41
Lucca
The way you finished it with Lumines (GREATEST PUZZLE GAME EVAH) is just astounding. :3
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 07:50
KamikazeTutor
Tetris inspired Hitler!
Hitler shoved I shapes into small boxes too!
Ban this sick filth!
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 09:54
Endstiem
Very well written article.
vitaminh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 11:06
vitaminh
@sickNasty - Geometry Wars is my favorite game in the world because it allows me to wreak vengeance upon my hated foe in the most direct way possible.

Thanks for all the kind words everyone!
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