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I remember reading that Miyamoto wanted those blue penguin(s) in every N64 game...
Does anyone else remember this?!
Does anyone else remember this?!
Oh god yes, I remembered dropping those fucking fat flightless birds over the cliff, took a long time to trudge all the way there, but it was worth it. Also, I have no idea why there were two penguins in the level.
Yes, both Eggman and Wily have tried to harness and recreate the evil manifest in this feathered forme.
I remember that there were two penguins in the Cool Cool Mountain level. Of course, if you choose the one penguin that doesn't belong to the mother, she will want to find the real one. So who does the penguin I picked up belong to? Is it an orphan, requesting love that it has never received in the span of its lifetime? No.
It has dealt with too much pain. This penguin is telling me that it wants to be put out of its misery. I decide that it is time to answer its prayers, lacking any weapons to use on the poor flightless bird, I decide that throwing him off the edge of the level is the best way. But the pit appears to be endless, there is no bottom unless there is one, it is a very long ways down. The pain the penguin would deal with would be with him for a long time. As he falls toward the ground or bottomless pit or wherever, he would die from the friction as he falls into this abyss. He would only have to deal with his pain a little longer, but he would no longer have to worry as I have answered his prayers.
Then I get the other penguin, give him to his mother then throw him off because trying to find him was a pain in the arse. No amount of stars is worth all that trouble.
@Artemus, I don't recall him say that but Miyamoto is an insane man, so I can imagine the words coming out of his mouth.
It has dealt with too much pain. This penguin is telling me that it wants to be put out of its misery. I decide that it is time to answer its prayers, lacking any weapons to use on the poor flightless bird, I decide that throwing him off the edge of the level is the best way. But the pit appears to be endless, there is no bottom unless there is one, it is a very long ways down. The pain the penguin would deal with would be with him for a long time. As he falls toward the ground or bottomless pit or wherever, he would die from the friction as he falls into this abyss. He would only have to deal with his pain a little longer, but he would no longer have to worry as I have answered his prayers.
Then I get the other penguin, give him to his mother then throw him off because trying to find him was a pain in the arse. No amount of stars is worth all that trouble.
@Artemus, I don't recall him say that but Miyamoto is an insane man, so I can imagine the words coming out of his mouth.
@Maverick: The best part of dropping the 'correct' penguin into the abyss is the immediate apathy that the mother displays once you let go of her child. It's a chilling disregard for parental obligations like this that is normally ignored on the local news. Mama penguin blames it on "videogames" (or more specifically: Mario), and takes no responsibility for her own oversight.
@Bwark and rushnik: Chill Penguin is working with Eggman to make baby robot penguins for world domination. We'll be alright as long as they don't end up looking like this:
@Bwark and rushnik: Chill Penguin is working with Eggman to make baby robot penguins for world domination. We'll be alright as long as they don't end up looking like this:
You sir, have my second favorite avatar ever.
Nice work. Disgaea is indeed an amazing game, as is Mario 64.
What about the Pittsburgh Penguins in every NHL game ever? ;D
Nice work. Disgaea is indeed an amazing game, as is Mario 64.
What about the Pittsburgh Penguins in every NHL game ever? ;D
I played Club Penguin once. I hid my character behind a chair and shouted insults [via text] at all the little penguins in the room. Kids thought the furniture was abusing them and even made one cry! Then I realised i'm 26 years old.
Your disregard for penguins is exemplified by your avatar of of Aika's 'Vyse in Nasr' daydream.
Let all penguins suffer as cruel a fate as being spontaneously set alight by the flames of the Red Moon!
Let all penguins suffer as cruel a fate as being spontaneously set alight by the flames of the Red Moon!
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