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Those About to Die: Bob-ombs photo

[It's time for another Monthly Musing -- the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. -- CTZ]   

What a crazy little creature these things are. They live, they explode, they die and then the process begins anew. It's a process that never ends -- it's continuous. Something that these little guys will never escape. They are one of many soldiers forced to endure the rules that their lord and master gives them.

They have no choice, they are ruled under a fearsome king. I know Bowser's main motive for his actions is trying to gain control of the Mushroom Kingdom. To me, that is something I could care less about, the Toads are an obnoxious little bunch and they need the punishment. I have asked myself once before why I bothered to rescue this wretched place. Was it to get some action from royalty?

No. I know why now. I do this to save these adorable little walking explosives. 

Self-destructing -- More like self-mutilation. That is their primary purpose. They should know that they aren't built around that purpose. I have worked as a plumber and I've saved the Kingdom once before. Just because you work under one title, you shouldn't base your life around that.

Beating Bowser the first time was a victory, I suppose. That may be because he seemed ill-prepared, he had a damn axe placed behind him, out of all things. One touch later, I thought I would never see that ruthless being ever again.

I couldn't have been more wrong.

He came back. Reincarnation? Magic? Either way makes as much sense as anything else in this place. He was pissed, he was willing to go all out to get his revenge. He took it hard, he was willing to do anything to try and get the Kingdom under his rule. Even through the use of bombs built with emotions within them. Suicide bombers, in a way. It shows how much Bowser is willing to go through the means of terrorism to get this place. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Koopas and goombashave just been brainwashed into doing those deeds, I do my best to knock them out of that state. But dealing with the Bob-ombs is a completely different story. They are born, set up to die and explode shortly after. It's like taking a newborn baby, tying a lit stick of dynamite to him and throwing him across the room. It is a terrible thought. Children like that are born with innocence, they don't know right from wrong. Bowser doesn't even wink an eye at the thought, he just continues with his plans.



I'm face-to-face with one of these beings. It may appear that those faces on them are just some form of war paint to put fear into me, but you haven't seen them in the same light I have. I looked into this thing's eyes, I saw emotions. Feelings. Doubt. It had a soul. This is the first time he has seen the light. I honestly don't know whether he self-destructs because it's a command by the evil lizard or he is unhappy with the feeling of all this war around us. Either way, it's something I commit to put out of my mind as much as I can. I try to save him but no matter what, it's the same process with all of them.

Get close, and then suddenly ...

Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.

Life. Gone. In the blink of an eye.

Bowser truly is an evil creature, he is well aware that his underlings are expendable. He can lose a few of his soldiers and he continue creating more at an increasing rate. It was one thing to see brainwashed beings listening against their will to this jerk. It was another to see new life blowing up to satisfy the needs of a dictator. Bowser pulled on some new nerves in my person.

These Bob-ombs give me more incentive to take down this guy. This pain ... this pain inside me burns ... fills me with a type of rage I have never felt before. Frustration consumes me, I lose control of my sanity. My eyes close, I open them again to see nothing but red. Bowser suddenly appears before me, asking if I thought seeing those bombs were spectacular since they went out with a "bang."

That's it. That line brought me over the edge. That first time we fought was just a warm-up, Bowser. You're facing a new man with a new reason to fight. I'm going to make sure you don't come back ever again. I guarantee that.


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Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 06:21
Naim Master
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Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 09:34
Naim Master
and only ?Well , that's pretty sad , no one replyed to my flamebait or commented to your good written original blog? That's pretty sad mate , let's have a hug *open arms*!
Skanneri's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 09:51
Skanneri
Great article. I have never feeled pity for bob-ombs, i have destroyd everything in my path with a smile in my face. They are bombs, bombs explode that's what they do. Or atleast thats what i have been trying to convince myself...Never look them in the eyes, that helps.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 13:11
BulletMagnet
An intriguing new motivation to press forward in Mario games, though I must confess that I've been killed out of nowhere by wandering bob-ombs in Smash Brothers too many times to feel a heckuva lot of pity myself.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 15:08
Mushman
Sweet Blog. It was actually quite and interesting read. :)
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 20:53
Monodi
I rescued a rescued a tiny Bob-Omb sitting a japanese stand at the 2008 San Diego ComicCon, I brought it home at the cost of 6 dollars accompanied by an orphan Paragoomba. Now they are under my care and protection away of those animals.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 02:58
Jack Maverick
@Naim, appreciate the hug, mate. But I enjoyed writing this thing for the sake of writing. Hell, this idea came to me right before my sleep and I love typing when I feel drowsy. It brings out more of the film noir lover in me, so I go to town with it.

@Skanneri, Bullet, I suppose that's one way to avoid going through this. But after doing it for so long, doesn't it make you feel like a monster? To you guys, possibly not. To me, it's just another day in hell once you realize it.

@Mush, Monodi, kind souls you be. I just hope that you never go through what I have done. It's a past I can never escape from.
Cadtalfryn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 16:40
Cadtalfryn
I never really thought about them as living bombs. I always assumed they were more like wind up toys that mechanically walked around waiting to explode.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2009 19:01
Jack Maverick
Suddenly, front page. Didn't expect this. o_O
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2009 19:32
Chronic Logic
Bombette explodes all the time and she's still in one piece. Also remember Super Mario 64, Bob-ombs LOVE to explode, rather odd...
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2009 20:20
Artemus
Sick, promoted blog! Front page...
Gotta love that, man.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2009 20:25
KyleGamgee
Very well written. Very interesting new look at the familiar.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2009 20:54
4knuckleshuffle
You didn't mention the Bob-omb allies in the RPGs. You have no journalistic integrity.
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 18:19
RiotMonster
Love thisssss <3

I, too fight for the well being of Bob-ombs..
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