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Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



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GameQueen's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:08
GameQueen
You start working out, Jim?
GoodlyMike's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:15
GoodlyMike
That's amazing
josmeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:17
josmeister
Can't wait till wednesday so I can actually watch this. Screwattack are my third favourite gaming website, love em
Issun's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:23
Issun
And now I wonder why I stopped watching them... I'm an idiot. And it was quite an acurate representation of Jim for sure !
NickCull's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:23
NickCull
Ah, good-natured ribbing!
Lintire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:24
Lintire
You're looking good, Jim. Nice beard. Offered some great commentary.

The cast was seriously indepth and analytical about this and I respect that. The way that you've pieced together absolutely every piece of evidence on this while working as a team and acting in an incredibly professional manner is nothing short of legendary.

I don't know about you guys, but this is probably the best informative video to grave E3, and the best it could ever hope to have. Keep at it, Jim!
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:30
Handy
Waaaaaaait a minute…………………………that’s not Thor.
Gaidenrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:34
Gaidenrider
Your parody was awesome Jim, but you got beaten by Thor, sorry
ShadeOfLight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:45
ShadeOfLight
"Hi, I'm Geoff Keighley and I'm completely average!", good job Craig. :P

And the resemblance to Jim is uncanny! Let's hope you two never meet, or else we'd have trouble figuring out which is the real Jim Sterling! We'd have to ask you questions that only the real Jim Sterling could answer.
....or a fight to the death. Either works.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:57
njsykora
This bias is totally bias.

Also when did Screw Attack get a budget?
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 07:59
Jamie McGinn
Haha, that was awesome. They got you down pretty good.
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 08:08
Conan-san
That's no where near the Kingly King King Monarch build of Mr. Stearling!
jc83's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 08:11
jc83
I enjoyed that. Not as funny as a Gamefaqs comment I saw about you the other day.

I know you aren't actually BIAS!!!!!! but please give DNF a bad score.
The Average Guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 08:15
The Average Guy
Aw, why'd you leave early, Jim? XD

Heh, that was funny. :>
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 08:20
Tarvu
So much BIAS.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 08:23
timtheterrible
Irish Jim FTW
Begaria's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 08:48
Begaria
This is probably one of the greatest things ScrewAttack has ever done. Ever.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 08:55
Uther
Not quite it, but dropping the mic was great.
Deth Garcia's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 09:10
Deth Garcia
screwattack... i see you miss destin a lot
tCi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 09:15
tCi
That's not Jim...he didn't say 'Fuck' nearly enough times.
Gaidenrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 09:34
Gaidenrider
Jim should be the main character of a District 9 sequel

Jim: Focking Creatures!
TheNephilym's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 09:36
TheNephilym
Well, Jim, if they ever make a LIFETIME special about you, we know who they'll call.
HaVoK308's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 09:49
HaVoK308
Come on Jimmy! HTML5 that shit.
radiopools's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 10:02
radiopools
Hahaha! Oh ScrewAttack, you so ScrewAttack!
SirNinjaFace's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 10:22
SirNinjaFace
Huzzah ...Thor wins!
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 10:31
mrplow8
I don't believe that that was the real Thor. Thor would never be in anything that anyone would actually see.
Fullmetalfox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 11:04
Fullmetalfox
I could make a better Jim Sterling.
AnotherRumpKicker's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 11:16
AnotherRumpKicker
It was never the same again when they god rid of Handsome Tom.
janoDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 11:23
janoDX
Jim + Thor = Gamer GOD
Budogenkai's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 12:20
Budogenkai
Sterling, OUT!

Please for the love of god Jim steal that bit.
Taku128's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 12:22
Taku128
Painfully unfunny.
Chris1129's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 12:38
Chris1129
This is fucking stupid.
WSwan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 12:57
WSwan
Very stupid, but worth it for the 'I played tennis with Miyamoto' line and for Jim's Sonic fanboy rant.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 13:06
brainderailment
I see a Sterling video game character in the future.
CoruptAI125's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 13:41
CoruptAI125
That was better than I thought it would be. MUCH BETTER!!!
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 13:49
Rammstein
Not funny but for the Sterling bits and the dig at Keighley
Hati Fox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 14:02
Hati Fox
classic screwattack, nice
DAVYDOCK's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 14:29
DAVYDOCK
He looks more like a young Anthony Hopkins, While good ole Jim is still the lovable Stanley Fletcher he alway was ( joke )
DuckedUpOnQuack's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 14:31
DuckedUpOnQuack
It was just off enough to make it funny. God, I should really check out SA again.
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 15:28
Scissors
I think they could have done a better job impersonating Jim, it seemed kinda half-assed, they did a much better job impersonating everyone else.
PrivateIronTFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 15:32
PrivateIronTFU
I would love them a lot more if they're performances didn't always seem phoned in and half-assed. They need acting coaches, for Christ's sake.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 15:56
Danzflor
i'M JUST THINKING IN THE SHIT LOADS OF AD REVENUE THEY MAKE WITH JUST THIS VIDEO.

They deserve it.

/CAPS
Chongo Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 16:11
Chongo Power
This is pretty funny.
FourTwenty's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 17:57
FourTwenty
Why does Jim always wear sunglasses... what's the deal Jim?
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 18:05
Emrah
That's not Jim Sterling. The real Jim has a birth mark on his neck.
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 18:50
Scissors
"Why does Jim always wear sunglasses... what's the deal Jim?"

Isn't it obvious? He's like cyclops, if he takes them off lasers will come out of his eyes.

He does it for our protection
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 19:27
Red TheHaze Veron
Jim Sterling is not that fit. Nor can he grow a mustache.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 19:38
ZServ
i fucking lol'd so hard
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 19:45
AceFlibble
That wasn't funny in the slightest. I don't even mean a "herper derper I'm a Dtoid loyalist" sort of thing, that was just flat-out poorly written and very poorly delivered. I feel like I just watched live action Family Guy.
MrDandyMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2011 19:55
MrDandyMan
I like the part where Geoff Keighly was a lame, emotionless, blahfest.
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