Come on, Microsoft. Nothing about this new commercial for Xbox One looks anything less than miserable. I'm not going to play Ryse if it makes me feel like I got cut by a sword. The infliction of pain isn't something I want to experience when I'm playing a game.
Although, depending on whom you ask, getting cut might be preferable to playing Ryse. Hashtag sick burn.
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