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This week's virtual console releases:

Once again, Nintendo and company see fit to release three games I never knew I wanted. Gradius III (SNES, 1-2 players, 800 Wii Points); Wonder Boy in Monster World (Genesis, 1 player, 800 Wii Points); Battle Lode Runner (TurboGrafx 16, 1-5 players, 600 Wii Points).

Most interesting about this round of Virtual Console games is the release of Battle Lode Runner, a game that has previously not seen the light of day in North America. Based off the original computer game (which had players running around collecting gold while avoiding robots), the TurboGrafx 16 version of the game features improved slightly improved graphics and a 5-player battle mode.

But just because it's the most notable game this time around, doesn't mean it'll be worth your cash. If you had to choose one title out of this lot, what would it be?
Wii-kly Update: Three New Classic Games Announced for Wii Shop Channel

Admit it.  Somewhere deep inside, you've always wanted to go for the gold, take down Monster World, and have people call you Vic Viper.  How cool would that be?  Well, pay a visit to the popular Wii(TM) video game system's Wii Shop Channel, and all those fantasies can now come true.

Three new classic games go live at 9 a.m. Pacific time.  Nintendo adds new games to the channel every Monday.  Wii owners with a high-speed Internet connection can redeem Wii Points(TM) to download the games.  Wii Points can be purchased in the Wii Shop Channel or at retail outlets.  This week's new games are:

Gradius(R)III (SNES(R), 1-2 players, 800 Wii Points): Return as the pilot of the Vic Viper starfighter to battle the onslaughts
of the Bacterion Empire.  Blast through 10 action-packed levels in space, destroying everything in your path.  Customize and power up your ship with weapons and upgrades including speed-ups, missiles, lasers, options, and shields.

Wonder Boy(TM) in Monster World (Genesis, 1 player, 800 Wii Points): Monster World was a peaceful, happy place until one dark day when an army of BioMeka monsters invaded.  As a young man named Shion, you've vowed to defeat the hostile foes and make the land peaceful again.  You'll attack enemies with swords and spears and guard against incoming projectiles with shields and armor.  As you travel through the many different regions of
Monster World, you'll talk to the townspeople, collect money to buy items, and gather a large variety of weapons and magic.  The further you venture, the more powerful your weapons and equipment, including suits of armor and boots, will become.

Battle Lode Runner(R) (TurboGrafx 16, 1-5 players, 600 Wii Points):This upgraded edition to the famous Lode Runner series includes a 5-player versus mode.  Gold funds have been stolen from the Time Machine Research Center, and the group responsible used a time machine to escape and hide the gold throughout time.  The center sends an elite team of "Runners" to go and retrieve the gold.

In addition to the familiar Puzzle mode, the game features Battle mode, where up to 5 players can compete, and Edit mode, where you can create your own original stages.  You can enjoy Battle mode in a number of different ways.  Be the last one standing to win in Survival.  Grab items from enemies and escape to win in Escape.  With 4 players, you can separate into two teams to do battle in Tag Match.







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Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:28
Snaileb
Nuts to this. Im selling my Wii, and duct taping two Gamecubes together.
twentythoughts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:29
twentythoughts
What I'd like, actually, is a port of the PC remake of Lode Runner. That game included a level editor, and was thus utterly awesome.

Also I'd like my Wii to connect properly to my wireless router kthx.
viewtifulmom's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:35
viewtifulmom
that game had a playable soundtrack too,
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:36
galagabug
if i didn't have the gradius collection on the PSP i'd be all over gradius.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:38
Kryptinite
That God for Super Paper Mario. I actually have a reason to turn my Wii on. Where's Super Metriod and Super Mario RPG???
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:48
bloodylip
Are you trying to tell me that Gradius 3 is not worth buying?

I've been playing the hell out of that game since the mid-90s, and now that I'm no longer in a house with an SNES, I'll be purchasing that real quick.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:59
BahamutZero
Snaileb - might as well sell those gamecubes and tape your two nuts together.

because you'll be kicking yourself in them when smash bros and galaxy come out.

try gradius. it owns.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 08:59
BluDesign
I'm set on my shmups with Gradius and R-Type. If they released Lifeforce, I'd never buy another one again. Nuts to those bullet hell ones that people seem to enjoy torturing themselves with.

Well, at least I'm glad I waited till Saturday to buy Punch Out!. It makes it feel like it's new THIS WEEK that way...

I have to agree with Krypt. We need Metroid. They've been decent enough to drop at least one from all the major "popular" franchises on the VC now. Where's the Metroid love? I get the feeling that Super Metroid is going to be waiting till at least till the middle of this summer, as a 3-5 month build up to MP3. At least give us the original Metroid. I like my 8 bit womens and their digital bewbs.

And goddammit, I want Bionic Commando!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 09:03
Snaileb
"because you'll be kicking yourself in them when smash bros and galaxy come out."


What? Next year? Along with Metroid 3?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 09:28
Snaileb
I don't mean to spam the comments (I do) and I don't know if you guys care (you should) but I found a pic of The Joker from the new Batman movie :

ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 09:32
ShinAmano
Wonder Boy in Monster World = the price of admission...great game...still I refuse to buy VC games...but for those who do this one is pure gold.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 09:37
BahamutZero
Snail - so the The Crow is going to be the new batman villain?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 09:43
Darren Nakamura
If I had to pick one, it'd be Gradius III, but really, R-Type has me covered in that area, so I won't get any this week.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 09:48
Snaileb
LOL Sorry to post crap off topic, but it looks to be a slow news week anyhow.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 09:59
BahamutZero
slow news day? Boris Yeltsin just died. HAVE SOME RESPECT. God I am so fucking bored at work...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:09
tazarthayoot
I threw my Wii across the room yesterday in anger, and it still works. It pisses me off that I can't throw something that expensive and it would break immediately, but now that I'm not pissed anymore I'm kinda glad it didn't.

Fuck the Wii, is what I'm trying to say.
Woocifer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:24
Woocifer
Honestly is the Wii turning into a glamorized emulation machine?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:26
tazarthayoot
@Woocifer

The short answer, yes; the long answer, Yes, and occasionally you get a new game that can beaten easily in a day, and then it's back to emulation.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:31
Snaileb
tazar makes me want to see how far I can throw MY Wii now.

He also makes me do other stuff but he'll beat me if I say.

I think Robert Summa should hold a contest, where people throw their Wii's and whoever gets the longest distance wins a Elite or something good. Imagine hundreds of Dtoiders chucking Wii's. It would bring a tear to Summa's eye.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:34
BluDesign
I was just remarking to myself on Saturday that I have 1300 blocks free on the internal memory. If I bought a new game every week, and they average 35 blocks (everything but N64 basically) I have room for about 32 more downloads internally, and then I have to start deleting and swapping with the backups on my SD card.

But then I get to thinking, does Nintendo even want to release 32 more games I want to buy, or do they want to keep releasing shovelware and middling licensed games. Was anyone dying for Lode Runner?

I'm psyched they DO want to release Japanese games here, but could you have picked a slightly more popular franchise possibly? I would have bought the FDS Super Mario Bros. 2 (the one that isn't Doki Doki Panic...) in a heartbeat.

I would've bought Mother without reservation.

I'd say that there ARE a good 50+ titles I'd actually buy from the VC service, but even without licensing issues,
I don't know if Nintendo would ever bother releasing them. Simply because they're lazy and sloppy in their title selection. I'd like to know what the selection process is. If they have a calendar of A+ titles, B titles, Genesis titles, and "Shit you've never heard of because it was $3.99 when it came out in 1988" titles.

I know the PC Engine/TG-16 was more popular in Japan, but damn, when did all these titles come out? I worked at Babbages in HS and I never saw half these titles, let alone anyone that would buy them.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:38
BluDesign
@Woocifer

As someone who had their NES and SNES taken away from them forcefully as a child, I'm okay with that. I don't have the old consoles anymore, and I can appreciate the 480p output at the very least. So, bring it. If this is all we get, despite what others feel about it. I'm fine with the Wii if all we ever really get is VC games.

I know that's depressing to some, but eh... There are titles coming. I think we'll have a clearer picture of how 3rd parties will support the Wii come Thanksgiving.

We know Nintendo's strategy... Delay, delay, delay, online becomes offline, delay, friend codes, delays... etc.
kaoru's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:41
kaoru
*sighs and waits for Super Paper Mario to be released in the EU*
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:43
BahamutZero
If I threw my wii that far how would I play my huge and awesome library of gamecube games? oh, wait...
russiaisHERE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 10:57
russiaisHERE
I actually got Gradius III from FuncoLand years back when I turned in my NES games after my NES blew up. It's a great game. Sure, it's really straightforward, but the gameplay is fantastic, and it's hard as shit.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:11
tazarthayoot
Snaileb what we have is special!
rdaneel72's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:17
rdaneel72
Broaderbund's original LodeRunner was the very first game I ever pirated for my Apple IIc. My friends and I spent many summer evenings devising levels that could not be beaten.

1984 seems like a long time ago...
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:18
brad drac
Wow, people aren't satisfied with their wiis? This is such a new and refreshing thing to be reading here at destructoid. Please, tell us more about how much the wii sucks, and how crappy everything about it is! It hasn't got remotely old by this point or anything. I'm hanging on every fucking word. Just sell it if you hate it so much, you bunch of jackasses. You know, some of us actually like our wiis(although most are probably afraid to admit it in this, for fear of drowning in haterade).

Also, tazar is a cock.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:22
tazarthayoot
Man you're right Brad, it's so not old yet! The wii sucks! I have no reasons to hate it, I just like to be a contrarian fuck (it's a word, Nex used it once).

If I'm a cock, then I'm a big, powerful, fist of fury-esqe cock.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:24
Snaileb
BRAD DRAC

You're the one who came in here swinging, looking like a jackass.

We have our opinions about consoles that we spent our money on, and we respect your opinion that you love the Wii. I used to love it too, until I played Wii Sports for the 500th time. So, until you learn to respect MY opinion and you can act civilized instead of telling people off for giving a review, then you sir, can fuck off.

Also you're on my shit list for calling out Tazar. Seriously go chew on a beer bottle.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:34
Snaileb
I'm sorry I'll shut up now.

*click* Someone please shoot me.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:36
tazarthayoot
Snail's the best BFFE evar.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:46
BluDesign
Tazar is awesome for the Lupin avatar alone.

+6 intelligence to him for his insightful opinions.
+7 defense for calling out Brad's cock-call with a witty repartee and use of not-real words.

** Cock-call and not-real are now trademarked by me for exclusive use only on Destructoid and it's sister websites.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:49
tazarthayoot
Christ I love this website.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 11:52
brad drac
My rant was mainly aimed at tazar. Throwing a new console across a room because of some unspecified "anger" is really not cool. There are a lot of people trying to find wiis, and probably a lot who would want one but can't afford them. That sort of disrespect just plain pisses me off.

While I fully respect your opinion, I've heard it N-dozen times before. Jokes, like that duct taping two gamecubes, are perfectly fine. But when everyone jumps on the bandwagon, it's just a chore to read through. Enough already.
Loque's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:01
Loque
So don't read it then, brad.

Nobody forces you to come to the comments, and they're not doing anything wrong, so leave 'em alone, and gtfo, newb.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:17
Snaileb
Awesomeness. I thought I was just being a dick because it's Monday.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:19
tazarthayoot
Brad I earned my money, and I bought the damn thing with said money that I earned, therefore, I can do whatever the flying fuck I want with it. If I want to throw it across the room, I can. If I want to feed it to a sarlac, I can. If I wanted to shove it up my own ass, I can, and I will.

I've never said anything disrespectful to you at all, Brad. I respect your opinion of the Wii and have never e-debated you over it. You're just being a dick, and it's breaking the one and only rule of destructoid: Don't Suck.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:26
Snaileb
I was giddy with nerdom when you made the Star Wars reference, then weary when you referenced your Wii as a buttplug.

PS3 is a buttplug for experts only. Did you know porn stars sleep with butt plugs in them to practice for anal scenes? Im fucking bored. Mondays and office work dont go to well together.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:27
tazarthayoot
Jesus tapdancing Christ, Snail. What the hell do you do all day?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:35
Snaileb
It's the nightlife that scares me tazar. Hence being inside and trying to concentrate on curb stomping fool on XBL.


brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:42
brad drac
True, you bought it, and it is yours to do with what you will, but that sort of irresponsibility with something so expensive and sought after really, really annoys me. If you really don't want the thing, perhaps take a leaf out of PA's book and donate it to a children's ward or something. Even give it as a gift to a relative or something. In my opinion, if you're at the stage where you feel it's clever to essentially throw $250 down the toilet, something is wrong. That was the focus of my complaint, as well as the support of it as not being an act of douchebaggery.

If I'm not mistaken, this is a gaming blog. Seeking to harm a perfectly good console should fall under the blanket of sucking as far as I'm concerned. That said, if you decide to feed it to a sarlac, I can support that stance.

-> Loque: In what sense of the word am I a "newb" exactly? I read the comments sections because they're one of the best part of destructoid. There's frequently interesting discourse on the articles posted, and almost invariably some damn funny posts(often from snaileb himself). But being a frequent reader of the comments, I have become weary of reading the same "wii sux der no gud gamez its ghay" dead horse flogging ad nauseum. I wouldn't have even complained about it(apart from perhaps humorously) if it wasn't for tazar's wii hurling exploits, and it's following support. Thanks for demonstrating my point about bandwagoning, though.

Remember kids: getting genuinely upset about anything on the internet is about as intelligent and productive as cutting off your own thumbs.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 12:51
tazarthayoot
The reason that I continue to hold onto my Wii is because of the fact that I grew up with, and still own, every single Nintendo system. I even have a Virtual Boy for Christ's sake. I hold onto it in the hopes that it will release something worthwhile, as I have stated numerous times when other dbags like yourself like to call me out on my "wii hate."

So far, all I've seen are shoddy ports and a few okay games that are easily beaten. I'm not impressed. I am holding out in hopes that I would be, at some point, but as of right now all it does is piss me off that it was such an overhyped, and in my opinion, overprice system.

If I had said the same about an Xbox or PS3 or anything other than a Nintendo system, I wonder if you'd still get the same fire in your pants that you have for this.

I'm done, moving on. Nothing to see here.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:00
Snaileb
LOL


"There's frequently interesting discourse on the articles posted, and almost invariably some damn funny posts(often from snaileb himself). "

Now he's a liar too.

Seriously Brad Drac we have no problem with you, and it's time to move on, for sure. The only thing gamers hate is Jack Thompson and N-gage.


BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:13
BahamutZero
There's a Jack Thompson game for the N-Gage? where do I sign up?
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:34
brad drac
Just one piece of final clarification: my ire was directed at the attempted destruction of a working piece of gaming kit(makes me sad, it does), not at the usual complaints about the wii's shortcomings. Beezlebub knows, I've weathered enough shitstorms on that subject to be desensitiesd.

I do disagree with snaileb on the n gage thing though, I think the platform has potential. I very much like what nokia proposes to do in the future with it; it's quite similar to what the japanese have had for years, which I very much want.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:37
Snaileb
You would've been pissed if you bought one.

(tries his best not to make a Wii reference)
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:56
Kryptinite
N-Gage? Are you serious? If it doesn't say Nintendo on it, that portable gaming system will never work. I mean, what system actually had a chance in the portable game market? The PSP? It did actually but the games suck for it and after playing with it for 2 hours you have to find the nearest outlet.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:09
Aaron Mxy Yost
I've tons of stuff to enjoy on my new Wii, I won't be bored anytime soon. Suck it early adopters, that'll teach you to get a system at launch. :)

@ tazarthayoot:

You actually threw your Wii across the room? Awesome! What set you off? I can see someone (not myself) getting annoyed enough to chuck a controller, but I've never heard of someone getting up and actually throwing a console.

@ Woocifer

The same might be said of the PSP. ZING!

tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:10
tazarthayoot
It actually had nothing to do with the system, or a game. I was just in an argument with someone and used it as leverage, so to speak. No one was hurt, no games were hurt, and my White dusty brick is just fine.

Also, I'll add you to my Mii list tonight Mxy, sorry it's taken me so long.
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