With the Spore Creature Creator tool package set to be available this week for the PCs, we're sure you're looking forward to designing your own unique creatures. I messed around with it a bit last night, and it's great fun putting legs and eyes where they don't belong and then watching the creature struggle with its existence.

Word on the street is that the demo software for the Creature Creator leaked a bit early on this here Internets, and it appears the perverts have gotten their hands on it already. The folks over at GameVideos brought this video to our attention, and well ... I'm not sure I can describe it without getting you fired from your job. As for the video, it may or may not be safe for work, depending on whether or not your boss thinks video of a creature screwing itself is "safe for work."

For more information and impressions of the Spore Creature Creator, check out our recent hands-on preview.

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tripled153

I'm speechless.

Jordan Devore

After trying the demo, I can hardly wait for the full thing to come out.

godkow

I was just going to make a c-blog with this. Seriously, wtf.

craineum

I couldn't stop watching... damn...

Alexradl

Spore version of vagina monster is next. Either way, that was awesome.

Surf314

LOL that's awesome, you should see some of the ones I've seen made by people I know, no less.

Wexx

Oh my. The noises it made kinda reminds me of a headcrab zombie towards the end.

Zarathustra

This just gets better and better. I can't wait to see what else people come up with.

Crapsh00t

So... I hope to make an abomination ecosphere w/ Spore. Can you imagine an entire planet filled with disasters such as this?

covah

hahahhahahha, that was gold.

Arttemis

What the shit? That was disgusting.

And the donkey punch.

Mista Smegheneghan

@Crapsh00t: this came instantly to mind with your comment.

*left eyebrow raised indefinitely*

Justice

That's almost as bad as the dude on the CBlogs who made his "Pepe" creature.

broonor

just goes to show; give people free reign to make stuff, and suddenly flying penises and the like show up

pizzaface

HAHAHA

OH WOW

broonor

On second thought, that does look like Dr. Zoidberg in action with one of his own kind.

Horatio Caine

Mate-ting!

king3vbo

AMAZING! People are fucked up

Knigge

The Donkey Punch finish made me laugh.

CALkulon

What the hell.

Nick, I'm billing you for a pair of destroyrf retinas.

Phoenix Gamma

The first thing I made with the demo was Dickbutt. The childrend are adorable. Then a giant walking phallus.

These are just things you need to get out of your system when you play Spore. Every one of you will make a phallus in Spore in some form :P

CALkulon

destroyed*

...which kinda proves my point...

ghets

I had my reservations about Spore

Not anymore. SOLD!

ace of knaves

This is only the beginning...

calpis

Was that a Falcon Punch! towards the end?

Schmo0zle

This is not what Will Wright had in mind!

Christian conservanazi's will be up in arms...A game about evolution that allows you to make sexually suggestive creatures that can be made to LOOK anatomically correct )kind of)?!

Shit has hit the fan.

Anyways, that's hilarious. It's nice to see a well-made creature for once rather than one that looks like someone just threw a bunch of spiked on a fucking dog and called it done.

Yannak

I lol'd.

It sort of looks like a wheel barrow race went wrong though

Netrat33

Ha!

Brahms

I can't wait until the mainstream news gets a hold of this. *sigh.* I'm sure there's going to be some sort of submission process for new creatures in the online galleries now.

Clockwork

Honestly, that's so smart. It looks so fucking great when it walks.

metromapper

I just created a few creatures. Here's a pic of one, and a video:

http://flickr.com/photos/purplesquirrel/2583950261/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zW0LNp7ms

Teta

I saw this yesterday on Lemon`s blog, still funny, and frightening at the same time.

Knivy

Now imagine that after becoming a zombie.

Eschatos

braulio09

:|

Sharpless

That has disturbed me on such a deep level.

michiyoyoshiku

WTF did I just see?

DV2FOX

OH GOD MY EYES ><

LarkOhiya

yup thats the internet.

AngelsDontBurn

Wow.

moot button

AMAZING! Will Wright has done it again!

Aaron Mxy Yost

What has science done?

Samit Sarkar

I couldn’t stop laughing once it started walking around.

DibbityDan

Mother of god...

DanMazkin

Where's your god now!?!?!

The Unforgivable

that is some f*cked up sh!t just like that one dude who made love to a huge cheetos!

Druid 01

iv spent 20hours already using my creature creator and now ill spend 20 more after seeing that

rabidkeebler

This reminds me of the Penny Arcade strip involving the discussion of the lesbian sex scene in Mass Effect.

AgentMOO

lol, oh man the donkey punch is a riot

JonDarkwood

Dammit. The video player is being gay and freezing when I click on my age, not closing the dropdown menu and not playing anything.