With the Spore Creature Creator tool package set to be available this week for the PCs, we're sure you're looking forward to designing your own unique creatures. I messed around with it a bit last night, and it's great fun putting legs and eyes where they don't belong and then watching the creature struggle with its existence.
Word on the street is that the demo software for the Creature Creator leaked a bit early on this here Internets, and it appears the perverts have gotten their hands on it already. The folks over at GameVideos brought this video to our attention, and well ... I'm not sure I can describe it without getting you fired from your job. As for the video, it may or may not be safe for work, depending on whether or not your boss thinks video of a creature screwing itself is "safe for work."
For more information and impressions of the Spore Creature Creator, check out our recent hands-on preview.
Christian conservanazi's will be up in arms...A game about evolution that allows you to make sexually suggestive creatures that can be made to LOOK anatomically correct )kind of)?!
Shit has hit the fan.
Anyways, that's hilarious. It's nice to see a well-made creature for once rather than one that looks like someone just threw a bunch of spiked on a fucking dog and called it done.
I can't wait until the mainstream news gets a hold of this. *sigh.* I'm sure there's going to be some sort of submission process for new creatures in the online galleries now.
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11:24 AM on 06.16.2008
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And the donkey punch.
*left eyebrow raised indefinitely*
OH WOW
Nick, I'm billing you for a pair of destroyrf retinas.
These are just things you need to get out of your system when you play Spore. Every one of you will make a phallus in Spore in some form :P
...which kinda proves my point...
Not anymore. SOLD!
Christian conservanazi's will be up in arms...A game about evolution that allows you to make sexually suggestive creatures that can be made to LOOK anatomically correct )kind of)?!
Shit has hit the fan.
Anyways, that's hilarious. It's nice to see a well-made creature for once rather than one that looks like someone just threw a bunch of spiked on a fucking dog and called it done.
It sort of looks like a wheel barrow race went wrong though
http://flickr.com/photos/purplesquirrel/2583950261/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zW0LNp7ms