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With the Spore Creature Creator tool package set to be available this week for the PCs, we're sure you're looking forward to designing your own unique creatures. I messed around with it a bit last night, and it's great fun putting legs and eyes where they don't belong and then watching the creature struggle with its existence.
Word on the street is that the demo software for the Creature Creator leaked a bit early on this here Internets, and it appears the perverts have gotten their hands on it already. The folks over at GameVideos brought this video to our attention, and well ... I'm not sure I can describe it without getting you fired from your job. As for the video, it may or may not be safe for work, depending on whether or not your boss thinks video of a creature screwing itself is "safe for work."
For more information and impressions of the Spore Creature Creator, check out our recent hands-on preview.
Christian conservanazi's will be up in arms...A game about evolution that allows you to make sexually suggestive creatures that can be made to LOOK anatomically correct )kind of)?!
Shit has hit the fan.
Anyways, that's hilarious. It's nice to see a well-made creature for once rather than one that looks like someone just threw a bunch of spiked on a fucking dog and called it done.
I can't wait until the mainstream news gets a hold of this. *sigh.* I'm sure there's going to be some sort of submission process for new creatures in the online galleries now.
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I'm speechless.
After trying the demo, I can hardly wait for the full thing to come out.
I was just going to make a c-blog with this. Seriously, wtf.
I couldn't stop watching... damn...
Spore version of vagina monster is next. Either way, that was awesome.
LOL that's awesome, you should see some of the ones I've seen made by people I know, no less.
Oh my. The noises it made kinda reminds me of a headcrab zombie towards the end.
This just gets better and better. I can't wait to see what else people come up with.
So... I hope to make an abomination ecosphere w/ Spore. Can you imagine an entire planet filled with disasters such as this?
hahahhahahha, that was gold.
What the shit? That was disgusting.
And the donkey punch.
@Crapsh00t: this came instantly to mind with your comment.
*left eyebrow raised indefinitely*
That's almost as bad as the dude on the CBlogs who made his "Pepe" creature.
just goes to show; give people free reign to make stuff, and suddenly flying penises and the like show up
HAHAHA
OH WOW
On second thought, that does look like Dr. Zoidberg in action with one of his own kind.
Mate-ting!
AMAZING! People are fucked up
The Donkey Punch finish made me laugh.
What the hell.
Nick, I'm billing you for a pair of destroyrf retinas.
The first thing I made with the demo was Dickbutt. The childrend are adorable. Then a giant walking phallus.
These are just things you need to get out of your system when you play Spore. Every one of you will make a phallus in Spore in some form :P
destroyed*
...which kinda proves my point...
I had my reservations about Spore
Not anymore. SOLD!
This is only the beginning...
Was that a Falcon Punch! towards the end?
This is not what Will Wright had in mind!
Christian conservanazi's will be up in arms...A game about evolution that allows you to make sexually suggestive creatures that can be made to LOOK anatomically correct )kind of)?!
Shit has hit the fan.
Anyways, that's hilarious. It's nice to see a well-made creature for once rather than one that looks like someone just threw a bunch of spiked on a fucking dog and called it done.
I lol'd.
It sort of looks like a wheel barrow race went wrong though
Ha!
I can't wait until the mainstream news gets a hold of this. *sigh.* I'm sure there's going to be some sort of submission process for new creatures in the online galleries now.
I can't wait until someone makes a "Hard Gay" creature.
Honestly, that's so smart. It looks so fucking great when it walks.
I just created a few creatures. Here's a pic of one, and a video:
http://flickr.com/photos/purplesquirrel/2583950261/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zW0LNp7ms
I saw this yesterday on Lemon`s blog, still funny, and frightening at the same time.
Now imagine that after becoming a zombie.
:|
That has disturbed me on such a deep level.
WTF did I just see?
OH GOD MY EYES ><
yup thats the internet.
Wow.
AMAZING! Will Wright has done it again!
What has science done?
I couldn’t stop laughing once it started walking around.
Mother of god...
Where's your god now!?!?!
that is some f*cked up sh!t just like that one dude who made love to a huge cheetos!
iv spent 20hours already using my creature creator and now ill spend 20 more after seeing that
This reminds me of the Penny Arcade strip involving the discussion of the lesbian sex scene in Mass Effect.
lol, oh man the donkey punch is a riot
Dammit. The video player is being gay and freezing when I click on my age, not closing the dropdown menu and not playing anything.
me too, JonDarkWood. It's frustrating! argh!
The video isn't working for me either.
you can check out the video [url=http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/231273.html]here[/url as well. (I had problems viewing the video too).
I suck at closing tags.
RUN! RUN!!!! Thats a HUGE Penis Monster!!
This is hilarious and gross and yet great.