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With the Spore Creature Creator tool package set to be available this week for the PCs, we're sure you're looking forward to designing your own unique creatures. I messed around with it a bit last night, and it's great fun putting legs and eyes where they don't belong and then watching the creature struggle with its existence.

Word on the street is that the demo software for the Creature Creator leaked a bit early on this here Internets, and it appears the perverts have gotten their hands on it already. The folks over at GameVideos brought this video to our attention, and well ... I'm not sure I can describe it without getting you fired from your job. As for the video, it may or may not be safe for work, depending on whether or not your boss thinks video of a creature screwing itself is "safe for work."

For more information and impressions of the Spore Creature Creator, check out our recent hands-on preview.


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tripled153's Avatar
tripled153 at 06/16/2008 11:20
I'm speechless.
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 06/16/2008 11:21
After trying the demo, I can hardly wait for the full thing to come out.
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godkow at 06/16/2008 11:22
I was just going to make a c-blog with this. Seriously, wtf.
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craineum at 06/16/2008 11:30
I couldn't stop watching... damn...
Alexradl's Avatar
Alexradl at 06/16/2008 11:30
Spore version of vagina monster is next. Either way, that was awesome.
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Surf314 at 06/16/2008 11:32
LOL that's awesome, you should see some of the ones I've seen made by people I know, no less.
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Wexx at 06/16/2008 11:32
Oh my. The noises it made kinda reminds me of a headcrab zombie towards the end.
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Zarathustra at 06/16/2008 11:34
This just gets better and better. I can't wait to see what else people come up with.
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Crapsh00t at 06/16/2008 11:35
So... I hope to make an abomination ecosphere w/ Spore. Can you imagine an entire planet filled with disasters such as this?
covah's Avatar
covah at 06/16/2008 11:36
hahahhahahha, that was gold.
Arttemis's Avatar
Arttemis at 06/16/2008 11:38
What the shit? That was disgusting.

And the donkey punch.
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar
Mista Smegheneghan at 06/16/2008 11:46
@Crapsh00t: this came instantly to mind with your comment.

*left eyebrow raised indefinitely*
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Justice at 06/16/2008 11:48
That's almost as bad as the dude on the CBlogs who made his "Pepe" creature.
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broonor at 06/16/2008 11:49
just goes to show; give people free reign to make stuff, and suddenly flying penises and the like show up
pizzaface's Avatar
pizzaface at 06/16/2008 11:52
HAHAHA

OH WOW
broonor's Avatar
broonor at 06/16/2008 11:55
On second thought, that does look like Dr. Zoidberg in action with one of his own kind.

Horatio Caine's Avatar
Horatio Caine at 06/16/2008 11:55
Mate-ting!
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king3vbo at 06/16/2008 11:55
AMAZING! People are fucked up
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Knigge at 06/16/2008 11:55
The Donkey Punch finish made me laugh.
CALkulon's Avatar
CALkulon at 06/16/2008 11:56
What the hell.

Nick, I'm billing you for a pair of destroyrf retinas.
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Phoenix Gamma at 06/16/2008 11:56
The first thing I made with the demo was Dickbutt. The childrend are adorable. Then a giant walking phallus.

These are just things you need to get out of your system when you play Spore. Every one of you will make a phallus in Spore in some form :P
CALkulon's Avatar
CALkulon at 06/16/2008 11:57
destroyed*

...which kinda proves my point...
ghets's Avatar
ghets at 06/16/2008 11:58
I had my reservations about Spore

Not anymore. SOLD!
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 06/16/2008 12:09
This is only the beginning...
calpis's Avatar
calpis at 06/16/2008 12:18
Was that a Falcon Punch! towards the end?
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Schmo0zle at 06/16/2008 12:19
This is not what Will Wright had in mind!

Christian conservanazi's will be up in arms...A game about evolution that allows you to make sexually suggestive creatures that can be made to LOOK anatomically correct )kind of)?!

Shit has hit the fan.

Anyways, that's hilarious. It's nice to see a well-made creature for once rather than one that looks like someone just threw a bunch of spiked on a fucking dog and called it done.
Yannak's Avatar
Yannak at 06/16/2008 12:22
I lol'd.

It sort of looks like a wheel barrow race went wrong though
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Netrat33 at 06/16/2008 12:23
Ha!
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Brahms at 06/16/2008 12:28
I can't wait until the mainstream news gets a hold of this. *sigh.* I'm sure there's going to be some sort of submission process for new creatures in the online galleries now.
Black Uroborus's Avatar
Black Uroborus at 06/16/2008 12:32
I can't wait until someone makes a "Hard Gay" creature.
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Clockwork at 06/16/2008 12:36
Honestly, that's so smart. It looks so fucking great when it walks.
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metromapper at 06/16/2008 12:39
I just created a few creatures. Here's a pic of one, and a video:

http://flickr.com/photos/purplesquirrel/2583950261/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zW0LNp7ms
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 06/16/2008 12:42
I saw this yesterday on Lemon`s blog, still funny, and frightening at the same time.
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Knives at 06/16/2008 13:03
Now imagine that after becoming a zombie.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 06/16/2008 13:15
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braulio09 at 06/16/2008 13:17
:|
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 06/16/2008 13:19
That has disturbed me on such a deep level.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar
michiyoyoshiku at 06/16/2008 13:20
WTF did I just see?
DV2FOX's Avatar
DV2FOX at 06/16/2008 13:39
OH GOD MY EYES ><
LarkOhiya's Avatar
LarkOhiya at 06/16/2008 14:22
yup thats the internet.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 06/16/2008 14:23
Wow.
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moot button at 06/16/2008 15:22
AMAZING! Will Wright has done it again!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 06/16/2008 15:56
What has science done?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 06/16/2008 15:59
I couldn’t stop laughing once it started walking around.
DibbityDan's Avatar
DibbityDan at 06/16/2008 17:37
Mother of god...
DanMazkin's Avatar
DanMazkin at 06/16/2008 17:51
Where's your god now!?!?!
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The Unforgivable at 06/16/2008 18:22
that is some f*cked up sh!t just like that one dude who made love to a huge cheetos!
Druid 01's Avatar
Druid 01 at 06/16/2008 19:26
iv spent 20hours already using my creature creator and now ill spend 20 more after seeing that
rabidkeebler's Avatar
rabidkeebler at 06/16/2008 22:52
This reminds me of the Penny Arcade strip involving the discussion of the lesbian sex scene in Mass Effect.
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 06/17/2008 08:08
lol, oh man the donkey punch is a riot
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