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With the Spore Creature Creator tool package set to be available this week for the PCs, we're sure you're looking forward to designing your own unique creatures. I messed around with it a bit last night, and it's great fun putting legs and eyes where they don't belong and then watching the creature struggle with its existence.

Word on the street is that the demo software for the Creature Creator leaked a bit early on this here Internets, and it appears the perverts have gotten their hands on it already. The folks over at GameVideos brought this video to our attention, and well ... I'm not sure I can describe it without getting you fired from your job. As for the video, it may or may not be safe for work, depending on whether or not your boss thinks video of a creature screwing itself is "safe for work."

For more information and impressions of the Spore Creature Creator, check out our recent hands-on preview.


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tripled153's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:20
tripled153
I'm speechless.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:21
Jordan Devore
After trying the demo, I can hardly wait for the full thing to come out.
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:22
godkow
I was just going to make a c-blog with this. Seriously, wtf.
craineum's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:30
craineum
I couldn't stop watching... damn...
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:30
Alexradl
Spore version of vagina monster is next. Either way, that was awesome.
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:32
Surf314
LOL that's awesome, you should see some of the ones I've seen made by people I know, no less.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:32
Wexx
Oh my. The noises it made kinda reminds me of a headcrab zombie towards the end.
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:34
Zarathustra
This just gets better and better. I can't wait to see what else people come up with.
Crapsh00t's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:35
Crapsh00t
So... I hope to make an abomination ecosphere w/ Spore. Can you imagine an entire planet filled with disasters such as this?
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:36
covah
hahahhahahha, that was gold.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:38
Arttemis
What the shit? That was disgusting.

And the donkey punch.
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:46
Mista Smegheneghan
@Crapsh00t: this came instantly to mind with your comment.

*left eyebrow raised indefinitely*
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:48
Justice
That's almost as bad as the dude on the CBlogs who made his "Pepe" creature.
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:49
broonor
just goes to show; give people free reign to make stuff, and suddenly flying penises and the like show up
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:52
pizzaface
HAHAHA

OH WOW
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:55
broonor
On second thought, that does look like Dr. Zoidberg in action with one of his own kind.

Horatio Caine's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:55
Horatio Caine
Mate-ting!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:55
king3vbo
AMAZING! People are fucked up
Knigge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:55
Knigge
The Donkey Punch finish made me laugh.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:56
CALkulon
What the hell.

Nick, I'm billing you for a pair of destroyrf retinas.
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:56
Phoenix Gamma
The first thing I made with the demo was Dickbutt. The childrend are adorable. Then a giant walking phallus.

These are just things you need to get out of your system when you play Spore. Every one of you will make a phallus in Spore in some form :P
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:57
CALkulon
destroyed*

...which kinda proves my point...
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 11:58
ghets
I had my reservations about Spore

Not anymore. SOLD!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:09
ace of knaves
This is only the beginning...
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:18
calpis
Was that a Falcon Punch! towards the end?
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:19
Schmo0zle
This is not what Will Wright had in mind!

Christian conservanazi's will be up in arms...A game about evolution that allows you to make sexually suggestive creatures that can be made to LOOK anatomically correct )kind of)?!

Shit has hit the fan.

Anyways, that's hilarious. It's nice to see a well-made creature for once rather than one that looks like someone just threw a bunch of spiked on a fucking dog and called it done.
Yannak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:22
Yannak
I lol'd.

It sort of looks like a wheel barrow race went wrong though
Netrat33's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:23
Netrat33
Ha!
Brahms's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:28
Brahms
I can't wait until the mainstream news gets a hold of this. *sigh.* I'm sure there's going to be some sort of submission process for new creatures in the online galleries now.
Black Uroborus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:32
Black Uroborus
I can't wait until someone makes a "Hard Gay" creature.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:36
Clockwork
Honestly, that's so smart. It looks so fucking great when it walks.
metromapper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:39
metromapper
I just created a few creatures. Here's a pic of one, and a video:

http://flickr.com/photos/purplesquirrel/2583950261/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zW0LNp7ms
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 12:42
Teta
I saw this yesterday on Lemon`s blog, still funny, and frightening at the same time.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 13:03
Knives
Now imagine that after becoming a zombie.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 13:15
Eschatos
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 13:17
braulio09
:|
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 13:19
Sharpless
That has disturbed me on such a deep level.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 13:20
michiyoyoshiku
WTF did I just see?
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 13:39
DV2FOX
OH GOD MY EYES ><
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 14:22
LarkOhiya
yup thats the internet.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 14:23
AngelsDontBurn
Wow.
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 15:22
moot button
AMAZING! Will Wright has done it again!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 15:56
Mxyzptlk
What has science done?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 15:59
Samit Sarkar
I couldn’t stop laughing once it started walking around.
DibbityDan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:37
DibbityDan
Mother of god...
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:51
DanMazkin
Where's your god now!?!?!
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 18:22
The Unforgivable
that is some f*cked up sh!t just like that one dude who made love to a huge cheetos!
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 19:26
Druid 01
iv spent 20hours already using my creature creator and now ill spend 20 more after seeing that
rabidkeebler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 22:52
rabidkeebler
This reminds me of the Penny Arcade strip involving the discussion of the lesbian sex scene in Mass Effect.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 08:08
AgentMOO
lol, oh man the donkey punch is a riot
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