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7:00 AM on 11.23.2009, Jim Sterling

43 comments | 4293 views

This Pikachu ski mask is fifteen kinds of horrible photo

#How is this a story? #Pokemon #Save The Chilluns #Seriously?

There are young girls buried in the back yards of America that most likely have this image as the last thing they ever saw. It's allegedly a Pikachu ski mask but it looks like something only a perverse sex murderer would wear. I'm fairly certain Albert Fish had a mask just like this.

I really do wonder what possesses someone to create such items as this. I love videogames as much as the next guy, but I'm not prepared to risk being a rape suspect in order to boast my fandom. Oh well, whatever gets people off, I suppose.

This is the most newsworthy thing I've seen so far this morning, by the way.

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43 comments | showing # 1 to 43

Professor Pew

Jesus Christ! I know what you did last animecon...

CRAZYAPE69

I can't wait to see some bank robbers on cctv wearing these

ouched

And now you too can experience the scary sub culture of pokemon rape fantasies, only 19.95! CALL NOW

Llexan

Sorry, hit add comment before actually typing (Monday Morning lolz).

Anyways, like I was going to say: "GIVE MEH ALL YOUR POKEMANS! THIS IS A STICK UP!"

Darkandroid

I would buy that just to scare the living crap out of people.

Kaaru1990

Hai thar, just thought ide leave my shoop here...

hermes

I can't wait for the next slasher villain wearing one of those.

Tarvu

Do want, for surprise spooky.

Demonolith

Damn, this would've been great at Halloween. It was really cold outside too.

Guess I'll use it at Christmas instead as a substitute for my Santa costume.

Rockatansky

@Kaaru: Looks like something from Demon's Souls

Ruben Hanssen

Someone in Hollywood just got an idea for a scarymovie. :p

ZombiePlatypus

Reminds me of NamelessTed.

Monodi

and in other news three robbers massacred 25 civils.

also video games.

Sinow Wolf

Ohhhhhhhhh YES!!!

Do want. It's amazing!

catsithx

I going to be laughing my as off while he kills me with that mask on.

Kaaru1990

@Rockatansky Rfol yeah except mine is more hxc rofl

Glenn Morris

He doesn't care if you choose him, Ash. He's still gonna have his way.

bgand

Remember, no Russian...

themizarkshow

Holy shit. I laughed so hard I was in tears. My morning has been made.

jamiethejammer

I'm more concerned about the hoody than the mask. Now that is scary!!

Grandmas Boy

Looks like a dead skin mask lol, if pokemon were real.

socialnorms

This thing is so horrible it goes past horrible and comes to awesome. I would love to have my roommate wake up to see this and watch him crap the bed.

Oncomouse

Reminds me of Frank from Donnie Darko

"Why are you wearing that stupid Pikachu auit?"

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

KrazyKraut

looks like a enemy in Manhunt....

crusnchill

Peak-aaaaat-youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur *insert comment about sick pre-pubescent young bits here*! lol

Seriously though, They must have edited that last bit out of the pokemon cartoon. lmao.

FatherChesz

I think it's the glasses that give it that extra horrible flair. But that blank, expressionless mouth is the stuff of nightmares.

mistic

wow that is really scary!

Senger

AWESOME!!!

the guy with the hat

Is there a qouta for DTOID blogs made? because this ain't news worthy

Electrium

I don't know what's more hideous and horrifying...his mask or his hoodie. And by that I mean LOOK AT THAT THING, WHAT THE HELL

bobyoko

i want one! this is even better than the megaman beanie from last year

MCChampaignMillionaire

Oh yes I am so going to rob a bank with this mask :)

ToxinBlackheart

Albert Fish would never wear that. He specialized in fire type Pokemon. Errrrr...

brainderailment

People will be raped and also die.

Schizoid

Reminds me of Piggsy.

Artemus

Bring out the gimp...

Johnny Justice

Did this gentleman* really have to pose with his glasses on?

@ Kaaru1990: You've actually made it less creepy.

*I checked out the link after typing the above. She's a lady.

Hawks

Hey Jim, I usually find your articles funny even if I dont always agree with your point of view. But "There are young girls buried in the back yards of America that most likely have this image as the last thing they ever saw.", some shits just not cool to joke about.

Doobles

@Hawks

Cool, more self-righteous indignation. You must be lost, I think you're looking for the "No Russian" post.

BoomingEchoes

I actually thought this was probably one of the most brilliant Luchador masks ever. Call me crazy I guess.

Im OK

That monster's gonna give me nightmares.

XHLB

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