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This Pikachu ski mask is fifteen kinds of horrible photo

There are young girls buried in the back yards of America that most likely have this image as the last thing they ever saw. It's allegedly a Pikachu ski mask but it looks like something only a perverse sex murderer would wear. I'm fairly certain Albert Fish had a mask just like this.

I really do wonder what possesses someone to create such items as this. I love videogames as much as the next guy, but I'm not prepared to risk being a rape suspect in order to boast my fandom. Oh well, whatever gets people off, I suppose.

This is the most newsworthy thing I've seen so far this morning, by the way.








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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:03
Maurice Tan
Jesus Christ! I know what you did last animecon...
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:09
CRAZYAPE69
I can't wait to see some bank robbers on cctv wearing these
ouched's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:11
ouched
And now you too can experience the scary sub culture of pokemon rape fantasies, only 19.95! CALL NOW
Llexan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:18
Llexan
Sorry, hit add comment before actually typing (Monday Morning lolz).

Anyways, like I was going to say: "GIVE MEH ALL YOUR POKEMANS! THIS IS A STICK UP!"
Darkandroid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:20
Darkandroid
I would buy that just to scare the living crap out of people.
Kaaru1990's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:21
Kaaru1990
Hai thar, just thought ide leave my shoop here...
hermes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:23
hermes
I can't wait for the next slasher villain wearing one of those.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:25
Tarvu
Do want, for surprise spooky.
Demonolith's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:28
Demonolith
Damn, this would've been great at Halloween. It was really cold outside too.

Guess I'll use it at Christmas instead as a substitute for my Santa costume.
Rockatansky's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:49
Rockatansky
@Kaaru: Looks like something from Demon's Souls
NuDimon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 07:52
NuDimon
Someone in Hollywood just got an idea for a scarymovie. :p
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:04
ZombiePlatypus
Reminds me of NamelessTed.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:09
Monodi
and in other news three robbers massacred 25 civils.

also video games.
Seolfer Wulf's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:14
Seolfer Wulf
Ohhhhhhhhh YES!!!

Do want. It's amazing!
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:15
catsithx
I going to be laughing my as off while he kills me with that mask on.
Kaaru1990's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:17
Kaaru1990
@Rockatansky Rfol yeah except mine is more hxc rofl
Glenn Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:33
Glenn Morris
He doesn't care if you choose him, Ash. He's still gonna have his way.
bgand's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:36
bgand
Remember, no Russian...
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 08:44
themizarkshow
Holy shit. I laughed so hard I was in tears. My morning has been made.
jamiethejammer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 09:06
jamiethejammer
I'm more concerned about the hoody than the mask. Now that is scary!!
Grandmas Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 09:21
Grandmas Boy
Looks like a dead skin mask lol, if pokemon were real.
socialnorms's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 09:30
socialnorms
This thing is so horrible it goes past horrible and comes to awesome. I would love to have my roommate wake up to see this and watch him crap the bed.
Oncomouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 09:33
Oncomouse
Reminds me of Frank from Donnie Darko

"Why are you wearing that stupid Pikachu auit?"

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 09:35
KrazyKraut
looks like a enemy in Manhunt....
crusnchill's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 10:13
crusnchill
Peak-aaaaat-youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur *insert comment about sick pre-pubescent young bits here*! lol

Seriously though, They must have edited that last bit out of the pokemon cartoon. lmao.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 10:59
FatherChesz
I think it's the glasses that give it that extra horrible flair. But that blank, expressionless mouth is the stuff of nightmares.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 11:09
mistic
wow that is really scary!
Senger's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 11:10
Senger
AWESOME!!!
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 11:50
the guy with the hat
Is there a qouta for DTOID blogs made? because this ain't news worthy
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 12:07
Electrium
I don't know what's more hideous and horrifying...his mask or his hoodie. And by that I mean LOOK AT THAT THING, WHAT THE HELL
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 12:16
bobyoko
i want one! this is even better than the megaman beanie from last year
MCChampaignMillionaire's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 12:16
MCChampaignMillionaire
Oh yes I am so going to rob a bank with this mask :)
ToxinBlackheart's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 12:19
ToxinBlackheart
Albert Fish would never wear that. He specialized in fire type Pokemon. Errrrr...
Schizoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 12:58
Schizoid
Reminds me of Piggsy.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 13:37
Artemus
Bring out the gimp...
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 13:50
Johnny Justice
Did this gentleman* really have to pose with his glasses on?

@ Kaaru1990: You've actually made it less creepy.


*I checked out the link after typing the above. She's a lady.
Hawks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 15:46
Hawks
Hey Jim, I usually find your articles funny even if I dont always agree with your point of view. But "There are young girls buried in the back yards of America that most likely have this image as the last thing they ever saw.", some shits just not cool to joke about.
Doobles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 16:00
Doobles
@Hawks

Cool, more self-righteous indignation. You must be lost, I think you're looking for the "No Russian" post.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2009 18:54
BoomingEchoes
I actually thought this was probably one of the most brilliant Luchador masks ever. Call me crazy I guess.
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