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This Pikachu ski mask is fifteen kinds of horrible

7:00 AM on 11.23.2009  ·  Jim Sterling@JimSterling
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There are young girls buried in the back yards of America that most likely have this image as the last thing they ever saw. It's allegedly a Pikachu ski mask but it looks like something only a perverse sex murderer would wear. I'm fairly certain Albert Fish had a mask just like this.

I really do wonder what possesses someone to create such items as this. I love videogames as much as the next guy, but I'm not prepared to risk being a rape suspect in order to boast my fandom. Oh well, whatever gets people off, I suppose.

This is the most newsworthy thing I've seen so far this morning, by the way.

 
 

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