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Oh, would you look at that classy fire backdrop. Painkiller: Resurrection is clearly a quality product, guys.

*Cue hilariously over-the-top scream followed by absurd, screen-filling blood splatter*

I can't quite tell if this was supposed to be a funny trailer or not. Unintentional humor is often the best kind, though. To celebrate Painkiller: Resurrection going gold -- the first-person shooter is out for PC on the 27th -- JoWooD Productions kindly shared this piece of visual tomfoolery with us.

Seeing as how this video was the first footage I have even seen of the game, and how it tended to show stuff that, uh, looks almost exactly like prior Painkiller games, I'm not too hopeful here. For these Doom-like games to work, you at least need new enemies, new weapons, and lots of them.

Otherwise, they simply get boring quick.








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DonHonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 13:49
DonHonk
Hm.. Thats kinda disappointing. It would be nice to have new models and textures and such. So much rehashed content...
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 13:52
DrRockso
haha oh wow
Anjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 13:53
Anjo
I'll be honest: That looks terrible. Rehashed content, pimping their hopelessly outdated engine and zero improvement on the original formula from 5 years ago.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:00
Dr Milkdad
It looks exactly like the first game.....
I'm fine with that.
Wheatspin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:03
Wheatspin
lol the intro was fucking hilarious
Willias's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:09
Willias
DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTS

*runs around and blows up crates*

Seriously, that's not what I think of when I hear "destructible environment".
Grimspoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:10
Grimspoon
So this isn't a remake right? It's just recycled content on a marginally improved engine?
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:11
ChronosWing
I'm more interested in Serious Sam HD, but this game is really good as well, the coop may be worth it, game was hard as balls single player.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:14
ran24
This seems like a "Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena" type of deal. It's basically a remake of the original.
Coafi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:20
Coafi
I like how they say "improved this, or that" when everything looks pretty much the same. ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH awesome scream at the beginning, almost crapped my pants.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:21
Knivy
It was funny, a ton of "New" despite looking quite similar to the others :P. At least I hope co-op turns out fine.
jrod885's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:25
jrod885
Those are the exact same weapon models from the first game.
Tanukitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 14:31
Tanukitsune
I just played Painkiller recently and some parts look like carbon copies of the previous game! XD
prolifikstudio's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 15:06
prolifikstudio
Improved by others years ago.
deadline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 15:34
deadline
The first game was so great because of it's original, over the top weapons, detailed graphics, and visceral gameplay. Even though the game design was somewhat old school, the technology was cutting edge -- this was the first FPS that had a truly sophisticated implementation of the Havok physics engine and it was terrific. In short, the original was NOT a budget title, but this "sequel" clearly is. It might be fun, but it is not the follow-up that Painkiller deserves.
Happy Chainsaw Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 15:59
Happy Chainsaw Man
I preordered this on Steam a few days ago because I hadn't played any of the games before (and the preorder bonus was the previous games) and I like the series' "run around and kill everything" approach. I was a little uninformed as to how much the sequels are the same damn game, but I'm having fun with it so far. Besides, the whole package is $27, so at least it's a pretty cheap set of "same".
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 17:33
Nicojay2
I have Painkiller:Black Edition.From what I see here no need to buy this.
readbigwordsisgood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2009 22:49
readbigwordsisgood
that looked like a half life mod. are you saying a real studio made that? it looks like a free PC DLC mod from 7 years ago.
Devils Theory's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 00:30
Devils Theory
Who cares about all these problems sure the game isn't perfect but it is oldschool and thats whats really important don't you have some respect for the oldschool
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 21:28
matrixdude171
huh.....there's so much red that I'm lost.
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