Though Slideshow Collectibles is offering you a chance to enter a giveaway to win this faithful, 1.6 scale, heavily detailed recreation of Uncharted 3's lead. Apparently some first names considered for Drake were Ethan, Samuel, Matthew, and John. God those are boring.
For some reason, I can't rid my head of the idea of someone using this to pleasure themselves. Maybe because Max Scoville is behind me talking about dragon dildos.
Well, whatever you want to do with this pricey, handsome man, enjoy.
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